Kim Kardashian just did the unthinkable. No, she didn’t launch another fragrance shaped like her body (this time). She graduated from her law school program after a casual SIX YEARS of juggling books, babies, and Balenciaga.
🎓 Kim K., Esquire (Almost) 🎓
On Wednesday, May 21, Kim Kardashian, 44, celebrated this academic glow-up with a backyard graduation bash that was giving Ivy League but make it Calabasas. She even wore a graduation cap — which, to be honest, probably cost more than your whole tuition.
Naturally, the whole event was Insta-documented, because if a Kardashian achieves something and no one posts about it… did it even happen?
Her legal fairy godfather Van Jones showed up to sprinkle some congratulatory wisdom, and Jessica Jackson, her attorney-mentor-legal-hype-woman, got on stage to preach the gospel of Kim’s grind:
“Six years ago, Kim Kardashian walked into this program with nothing but a fierce desire to fight for justice…”
…and probably a full glam squad, but that’s neither here nor there.
“No law school lectures, no ivy-covered campuses, just determination and more casebooks than selfies — and that’s saying something.”
📚 5,184 Hours of Law… And Lashes 📚
Let’s break this down: 18 hours a week, 48 weeks a year, for six years = 5,184 hours of lawyering up. That’s like… a Netflix binge, but with footnotes and legalese. And Kim did it all while raising four kids, running Skims, shooting reality TV, AND fighting for criminal justice reform. Sis was out here doing cross-examinations in between TikToks.
👩👧👦 Family First — Even in Court 👩👧👦
After the ceremony, Kim dropped some heart-melting pics of her mini-mes: Saint (9), Chicago (7), and Psalm (5), all suited up like baby barristers, honoring their late granddad, Robert Kardashian Sr., who was a real lawyer and probably cheering from heaven like, “Okay, Kimberly!”
Oh, and the placemats at the party? Made from her actual law school notes. Because when you’re Kim K., even your doodles and case briefs get turned into luxury tableware.
📝 The Road So Far: One Baby Bar, Three Failures, & One Big Comeback 📝
In case you missed it, Kim enrolled in the Law Office Study Program in 2018 — basically the DIY, hustle-girl version of law school. She bombed the baby bar exam three times but finally passed on try #4 in 2021. We love a comeback queen who can file a motion and a makeup tutorial.
Next up? The real California Bar Exam. Because she’s not legally a lawyer yet, but don’t let that stop her from acting like one on Instagram.
Final Verdict:
Kim Kardashian is living proof that you can juggle fame, fashion, and family while also low-key becoming Elle Woods with a billion-dollar empire. Court is adjourned, and Kim is one bar exam away from turning “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” into Keeping Up With the Constitution.
