Bravo is about to bless us with enough drama to keep our eyes glued to the screen and our group chats on fire. That’s right, it’s time for the Real Housewives to once again do what they do best: fight, cry, and—of course—deliver some truly iconic one-liners.
First up, Bravo has kindly graced us with a sneak peek of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (aka the land of diamonds, drama, and tears) for Season 14. Then there’s The Real Housewives of Potomac (where tea is spilled and shade is thrown like confetti) gearing up for its ninth season. No official premiere dates yet, but let’s just say it’s happening “this fall”—because apparently Bravo likes to keep us hanging on to our sanity by a thread.
Now, what’s in this teaser? You know, just the usual scenes of grown women in glamorous outfits having meltdowns over champagne. In true RHOBH fashion, we’ve got Kyle Richards dramatically wiping away tears as she walks off set, declaring, “I’m done. I’m not doing this anymore.” Spoiler alert: She’s totally doing this again. Let’s be real, Bravo contracts are tighter than a pair of Lisa Rinna’s leggings.
Over in Potomac, Wendy Osefo is seen trying on a white dress (because what’s a Housewives season without an outfit moment?) and casually letting the world know, “It’s time to turn up. Turn up!” Because when in doubt, just turn up—words to live by, really.
But wait, there’s more! If you’ve somehow run out of reasons to stay inside this fall, The Real Housewives of New York City is coming in hot with Season 15 on October 1, while The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 5 premieres on September 18. So mark your calendars, cancel your plans, and prepare for the most important event of the fall that isn’t pumpkin spice-related.
Buckle up for more screaming matches, fabulous outfits, and the kind of emotional rollercoaster that can only be delivered by women who have made careers out of holding champagne glasses and pointing fingers. Bravo, Bravo.
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— Bravo (@BravoTV) August 30, 2024
