Battle of the Jennifers? Not Today, Satan!

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If you were hoping for a Real Housewives-style showdown between Ben Affleck’s exes, Jennifer Garner and Jennifer Lopez, well… pack it up, because the tea is ice-cold. In fact, these two are apparently on such good terms, they might as well start a joint baking blog and call it “Jenny From the Flour.”

Now, let’s rewind for the uninitiated: Once upon a time in the early 2000s, Ben and J.Lo were engaged, lighting up the red carpets with their overly tanned, early-aughts glow. But alas, their romance crumbled faster than a Hollywood movie premiere. Fast forward to 2005, and Ben traded in the glitz for the cozy, mom-jeans energy of Jennifer Garner. They were married for over a decade, but in 2015, their love story hit the pause button… permanently.

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And then? The most unexpected plot twist: Ben and J.Lo reunited in 2022 like a rom-com that absolutely nobody thought would get a sequel. But, in true Affleck fashion, that relationship also ended—leaving Ben to sip his Dunkin’ iced coffee in another post-divorce era by 2024.

But here’s where things get wild (read: shockingly chill). Despite all of this relationship musical chairs, Garner and Lopez are reportedly on great terms. Like, actual, functioning, supportive, text-each-other kind of terms.

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“Jennifer Garner reaches out to Jennifer Lopez about her kids. Jennifer Lopez reaches out to Jennifer Garner about her kids. They’re friends,” an insider spilled to IconicHipster.com, making it sound like these two are co-parenting queens rather than starring in the latest celebrity feud.

The source then hit us with the ultimate truth bomb: “We’re always pitting women against women. In this case, it’s just not the truth.” Translation? Sorry, internet, no catfights here.

And if you’re wondering whether Lopez is bothered by those recent paparazzi snaps of Ben and Garner together at their son Samuel’s 13th birthday bash—nope. “People are reading into it in a way to create drama where there is none,” the source added.

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As for Garner, she’s still happily linked to businessman John Miller, and there’s reportedly “no chance” she and Ben will rekindle anything other than maybe a shared Spotify playlist for their kids’ soccer practice carpool.

So, there you have it: A world where both Jennifers peacefully coexist, Ben continues his lifelong love affair with iced coffee, and we are left with absolutely no drama—just two ex-wives proving that sometimes, Hollywood *does* know how to act like adults.

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