The Channing Tatum-Zoë Kravitz show has officially closed—and it looks like their final bow was, well, a little offbeat. Yup, the 35-year-old actress and the 44-year-old “Magic Mike” star have ended their engagement, and according to insiders, they just… “weren’t on the same page.” (Classic.) I guess when you’re trying to make love work, you need more than just shared Spotify playlists, huh?
Word on the street (okay, People Magazine) is that the split went down last weekend. Picture it: pumpkins on porches, PSLs in hand, and BAM—relationship down. No word yet on who kept the Netflix password, but I think we all know that’s the real heartbreak here.
Now, this is where things get juicy. Enter: Steve Kazee, aka Jenna Dewan’s fiancé and part-time shade enthusiast. This man rolled up to Instagram with a post so cryptic, it’s basically the Da Vinci Code of passive-aggressive commentary. The internet detectives are convinced he’s throwing confetti over Channing’s breakup—because, apparently, nothing says “happy engagement” like your fiancée’s ex calling it quits.
Honestly, it’s giving petty king vibes. Like, imagine watching your partner’s ex go through heartbreak and thinking, “You know what this moment needs? Me posting something vaguely celebratory.” Steve is out here stirring the pot like he’s auditioning for a reality TV show we didn’t know we needed.
Channing and Zoë are no longer playing house, Steve Kazee is sprinkling internet breadcrumbs for us to follow, and somewhere, Jenna Dewan is probably scrolling through Instagram thinking, “Babe… why?”
Relationships, man. It’s not just love that’s complicated—it’s the commentary.
