In a groundbreaking move, Twitter has decided to break all the rules and let its paid users upload videos that are not just 10 minutes long, not even a mere 60 minutes, but a whopping two hours! And if that wasn’t enough, they’ve also given them a generous 8GB limit. Move over Hollywood, Twitter is here to make cinematic history!
Elon Musk, the genius behind all things electric and eccentric, made the grand announcement in a tweet (where else?), proudly proclaiming, “Twitter Blue Verified subscribers can now upload 2 hour videos (8GB)!” Oh, Elon, you never fail to surprise us. What’s next? Rocket-powered tweets?
Under Musk’s wild and wacky management, Twitter is undergoing some serious transformations. It’s like they’re trying to turn this humble little app into the Swiss Army knife of social media. Long videos? Check! Playback speed controls? Check! Elon Musk, you’re turning Twitter into a buffet of delights!
In fact, our tech mogul extraordinaire has even set his sights on the mighty YouTube. That’s right, folks, he wants to go toe-to-toe with the reigning champion of video platforms. Musk is ready to rumble, and Twitter is his weapon of choice. Move over, cat videos, because here comes the Twitter revolution!
But wait, there’s more! Twitter has been on a feature-rolling spree lately. They upped the character limit to a mind-boggling 10,000 for the privileged few who pay up. And remember Super Follows? Well, they’ve been reborn as Subscriptions, because who needs superheroes when you can have loyal followers paying for your tweets?
Now, we must admit, Musk’s reign over Twitter hasn’t been without its fair share of drama. He’s been tossing controversy like confetti, firing employees left and right, reinstating banned accounts like a rebel with a cause, suspending journalists like he’s playing dodgeball. It’s been a rollercoaster ride, folks!
Unfortunately, not everyone is thrilled about these shenanigans. Advertisers are feeling a little spooked, like they’ve seen a ghost tweeting in the night. They worry about their precious products being associated with, well, questionable content. Can you blame them? Who wants to sell toothpaste next to a conspiracy theory?
So, buckle up, my friends, because Twitter is on a wild adventure. From short tweets to epic movies, from controversial decisions to raised eyebrows, this little blue birdie is spreading its wings and soaring into uncharted territory. Whether you love it or hate it, you can’t deny that Twitter is anything but boring. Get ready for the Twitterverse to bring the laughter, the tears, and everything in between. It’s showtime, baby!
Twitter Blue Verified subscribers can now upload 2 hour videos (8GB)!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 18, 2023