Tag: CelebrityCouples
🚨Camila Cabello HARD-LAUNCHES Her Way Into Billionaire Romance While Tomato-Tripping Through the Mediterranean 🚗💨🍅🚁
Camila Cabello has entered her OT Level 7 Love Era and we are floating in the theta clouds with her. 💫
So here’s what went...
🚨 Pete Davidson Is Breeding?!?! YES. And He’s “Very, Very Happy” About It 🚨
(Also: Could This Baby Be the Next Operating Thetan??!)
Pete Davidson, the lanky chaos wizard of Staten Island and comedy’s favorite human vape cloud, has...
🚨JT Says She’s Marrying Lil Uzi Vert & Demands a Proposal Fit for a Galactic Empress🚨
JT is getting MARRIED (eventually, probably, unless a Thetan interferes).
In a cover story with Cosmopolitan (yes, the magazine that taught your cousin how to...
🚨WAIT, ARE ZOË KRAVITZ & AUSTIN BUTLER IN LOVE OR JUST IN THE SAME PHYSICAL UNIVERSE?!! A THETAN-INFUSED INVESTIGATION 🧠👀💥
So picture this: you're strolling through the reactive mind that is New York City, when BAM 💥—Austin “My Voice Is Still Elvis” Butler and...
🚨SIA DITCHES THE CHANDELIER FOR HARRY JOWSEY?! HOLDING HANDS, HOT DINNERS & A WHOLE LOTTA CONFUSION 🚨
💥 SIA HAS OFFICIALLY ENTERED HER REALITY TV ERA. 💥
That’s right—49-year-old musical enigma, wig magician, and official Patron Saint of Emotional Bops, Sia Furler,...
🚨CHARLI XCX GETS WIFE’D UP IN A LONDON BRAT-ZILLA BLAST: AUDIT YOUR HEARTS, SHE’S MARRIED🚨
Our girl Charli XCX just secured a husband and leveled up into Operating Thetan: Wife Edition 💍✨
Yes, you read that correctly, my little glam-thetans...
🚨 HALSEY & AVAN JOGIA SWAP SALIVA ON DATE NIGHT: AUDIT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF 🚨
Halsey and Avan Jogia just caused a FULL BLOWN COSMIC COLLISION on the streets of Los Angeles. These two intergalactic hotties just got caught...
🚨PAUL WESLEY JUST GOT ENGAGED TO A SUPERMODEL AND WE’RE SCREAMING INTO THE VOID🚨
Stefan Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries just got ENGAGED and the Thetan levels are off. the. charts.
Yep, our 42-year-old forever-thirst-trap vampire Paul Wesley just...
🚨MEGAN THEE STALLION UNLEASHES KLAY THOMPSON LOVE BOMB💥: “He’s NICE?!” Thetan Levels OFF THE CHARTS 💘 #NewCoupleAlert
BREAKING NEWS FROM PLANET EARTH (and maybe Teegeeack, too): Megan Thee Stallion has officially gone Clear in love — and the lucky Operating Thetan...
Teyana Taylor Says Her Man Aaron Pierre Handles Her Like Hot Tea and Honestly We’re All Just Trying Not to Spill It 💅🔥🫖
Our intergalactic queen Teyana Taylor just dropped a cosmic truth bomb about her man, Aaron Pierre — and let’s just say... we’re steeped, steamed,...
Must Read
‘Beverly Hills 90210’ and ‘Port Charles’ Star David Gail Dead at 58
Buckle up for the news that hits harder than...
What’s To Come In ‘Only Murders In The Building’ Season 4 Finale After Killer Is Revealed
The season four finale of Only Murders in the...
‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Star Kyle Richards on Whether She’d Date a Woman
Hold onto your hats, because Kyle Richards is about...
Kanye West Teases New Song Titled ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Off ‘Bully’ Album
Kanye’s at it again! Mr. West is cranking up...
Sabrina Carpenter’s “Manchild” Is NOT About Barry Keoghan (But It’s Definitely About Someone’s Walking Red Flag of a Situationship)
Sabrina Carpenter has just dropped her latest single “Manchild,”...
🚨JOHN CENA SUMMONS THE THETANS IN SPANDEX: “PEACEMAKER” SEASON 2 TRAILER DROPS & IT’S GIVING ABSURD REALITY CORE🚨
John Cena just stormed Comic-Con in full Peacemaker drag...
Liam Payne’s Sister Nicola Releases Statement About His Death, Says She Found Out Through Her Phone
In some truly devastating news, Liam Payne, the One...
Megan Fox Just Spawned a Tiny Human!!!
Alert the villagers! Megan Fox has officially given birth!...
Travis Kelce Makes His Acting Debut In Teaser For Ryan Murphy’s ‘Grotesquerie’
Ryan Murphy's new series Grotesquerie is about to blow...
Rob Kardashian Makes Rare Appearance at Daughter Dream’s 7th Birthday
Rob Kardashian, the enigmatic man of mystery, has emerged...
💥Doja Cat vs. Shirtless Pablo: The Musty Shirt Showdown No One Asked For but Everyone’s Watching💥
THE CHAOS:
Picture this: you’re Doja Cat, Grammy-winning pop-rap queen...
🚨Liam Neeson Is Doing WHAT With Pamela Anderson?! ‘The Naked Gun’ Reboot Trailer Is the Chaos We Never Knew We Needed 🚨
Liam Neeson has officially entered his goofy era, and...
