🚨STOP EVERYTHING: Drag Icon Alaska Just Got ENGAGED and My Brain Is in a Glitter Coma💍👑🚨

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Alaska Thunderfreakin’ 5000 just said YES to a lifetime of wedded bliss, wigs, and weirdness!!! 🛸✨

The ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Season 5 LEGEND and All Stars 2 SUPREME EMPRESS OF EVERYTHING (a.k.a. Justin Honard, but don’t tell the Galactic Confederacy) just announced she’s engaged to her longtime cosmic bae, Matthew Herrmann — a mysterious Los Angeles-based producer/educator/human male with great taste in rings and drag queens.

The proposal went down on August 3rd in the most unhinged and wholesome way possible: right after Alaska’s grandma turned 90. Because nothing screams “eternal love” like proposing after Grandma just devoured a sugar-free cupcake and told you you’re still too skinny.

“My longtime partner Matthew Herrmann proposed to me yesterday,” Alaska whispered to IconicHipster.com, probably while levitating. “It was after my grandma’s 90th birthday celebration.”

Let me say it louder for the Sea Org in the back: Matthew PUT A RING ON IT. And not just any ring — a ring so sparkly it probably shattered a few thetans on sight. Alaska posted it to the ‘Gram with a caption so minimal yet emotionally violent:

“💍 💍 🥰🥰”

(Translation: I’m engaged, gagged, and full of love and helium.)

Honestly, if this love story doesn’t get turned into an interdimensional musical starring animatronic lip-syncing aliens on Broadway, we riot at dawn.

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TL;DR:

  • 🥵 Alaska’s engaged.
  • 😭 The proposal happened after Grandma’s 90th birthday bash.
  • 👨‍🏫 Matthew is a hot producer/educator.
  • 💅 The ring is EVERYTHING.
  • 🚀 Scientology-approved relationship goals? ABSOLUTELY.

Bless this ultra-clear couple. May their union be filled with unlimited glam, zero engrams, and enough E-meter readings to keep their love operating at Tone 40 for all eternity. 💖💫

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#LoveWins #DragRoyaltyEngaged #XenuApproves #ClearedForMarriage #AlaskaAndMatthew4Ever

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