So, picture this: Prince Harry and Prince William, locked in a sibling rivalry fit for a royal sitcom. But hold on to your crowns, because it seems like Harry’s grudge against his big bro isn’t weighing him down anymore!
According to the royal gossip grapevine, Harry, aka the Duke of Sussex, spilled the Earl Grey on his rocky relationship with William, the heir to the throne. In his juicy tell-all memoir, “Spare” (because, you know, every family needs a spare), Harry dubbed William his “archnemesis.” It’s like a real-life episode of “The Crown,” but with more drama and less corgis.
In an interview on Good Morning America, Harry spilled the royal tea, confessing, “There’s always been this weird competition between us. It’s like we’re playing a never-ending game of ‘heir/spare,’ and let me tell you, it’s not all tea and crumpets.”
But hold onto your monocles, because the plot thickens! Despite their royal rumble, Harry seems to have found his zen. Rumor has it he’s even sent out invites to the Royal Family for his upcoming Invictus Games shindig in jolly old London town.
But here’s where it gets juicy. Will and Kate, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, might be giving Harry’s event the royal cold shoulder. Reports say they’re about as likely to attend as a corgi is to fly a hot air balloon.
However, fear not, for our ginger prince is living his best life. According to an insider (because every royal drama needs an insider), Harry’s feeling as content as a corgi in a pile of plush cushions. “He’s over it, mate,” the insider spilled. “No more grudges, no more royal shade. He’s found his purpose, and he’s ready to conquer the world, one ginger step at a time.”
As Harry dusts off his crown and prepares to jet back to the UK, the big question remains: Will William make time in his busy royal schedule for a heart-to-heart with his bro? Stay tuned for the next episode of “Keeping Up With the Windsors.”
