🚨$4.56 MILLION? I’D EAT GLASS ON TV TOO!🚨 ‘Squid Game: The Challenge’ Season 2 Is Coming Back to Melt Your Brain – And YES, Season 3 Is ALREADY Locked In

July 10, 2025

Squid Game: The Challenge is BACK—and it’s somehow even more unhinged than last time.

Netflix just dropped a teaser for Season 2 of the real-life hunger-for-money reality show based on the totally-not-traumatizing series Squid Game, and it’s looking extra spicy, extra stabby, and extra “oh no she didn’t!”

🦑💸 WHAT’S HAPPENING??
On November 4, 456 fresh new contestants (aka chaos gremlins with dreams) will once again put their sanity, friendships, and probably their ACLs on the line for a chance to win $4.56 MILLION. Yes, that’s a real number. Not monopoly money. Not TikTok clout. COLD. HARD. CASH.

Season 2 promises new games, new betrayals, new emotional breakdowns on camera, and a level of drama that makes your group chat look like kindergarten recess. It’s “survival of the pettiest” meets “I will step on your soul for a million.”

And get this—Netflix isn’t even done being psychotic. Season 3 is already confirmed. We don’t know when it’s dropping yet, but we’re pretty sure it’ll include laser beams, AI judges, and contestants having to play Twister on a moving helicopter. Probably.

🇺🇸 BONUS TEA: There’s also talk of an American spinoff, because clearly the U.S. looked at Squid Game and said, “Yeah let’s do that but with Red Solo cups and passive-aggressive confessionals.”

So mark your calendars, hydrate your eyeballs, and emotionally prepare. Because Squid Game: The Challenge Season 2 is coming to ruin friendships, test humanity, and give us all the unhinged reality TV we never knew we needed.

#SquidGameChallenge #NetflixChaos #ILoveDramaMoreThanSleep

🚨Tom Brady & Sofia Vergara: Yacht Flirtation or Full-Blown Euro Situationship?!🚨

July 10, 2025

Spoiler alert: It’s giving “hot girl summer,” not wedding bells.

Okay SO. Tom “I-kissed-a-football-on-the-mouth” Brady and Sofia “Modern Family, Modern MILF” Vergara were spotted being suspiciously attractive near each other on a yacht (of course) in Europe, and the internet immediately lost all chill.

📸 One blurry photo of them sitting NEAR EACH OTHER at a billionaire boat bash and suddenly the rumor mill is grinding like it’s Coachella Weekend 1. People were like, “OMG, are they dating?? Is this TB12’s new MVP?? Did he deflate her… expectations?” 🙃

But WAIT — TMZ (a.k.a. Hollywood’s all-knowing gossip oracles) swooped in like, “Chill your hormones, Gen Z. These two are not cuffed.” According to an inside source (read: someone’s drunk assistant), Tom and Sofia are just “single, flirty, and Euro-tripping with a bunch of other bougie celebs.” Basically, it’s giving hot yacht summer with a side of Aperol spritz.

🛳️ The tea gets steamier though—Tom allegedly switched seats just to park himself next to Sofia. Strategic move? Coincidence? Or did she smell like heaven and Gisele-free freedom? No one knows.

The source said calling it a romance is “ridiculous,” which is code for: they might’ve made out behind a curtain, but don’t quote us unless it’s going viral.

So TL;DR:
They’re not dating.
They might be yacht-flirting.
It’s giving nothing but sexy vacation vibes and light seat rearrangement.

Stay tuned. If these two kiss in Capri, we’re dropping everything and booking a gondola.

#TomAndSofia #YachtNotCaught #ModernFlings 🛥️💋💸

🚨Tom Brady & Sofia Vergara: Yacht Flirtation or Full-Blown Euro Situationship?!🚨

🚨BREAKING: Lauren Sanchez Spotted Having a “Hot People Power Dinner” Without Jeff Bezos—And Yes, Leo DiCaprio Was There Too🚨

July 10, 2025

Okay, imagine assembling the Avengers—but instead of saving the world, they’re just gossiping over truffle fries in Paris. That’s exactly what went down when Lauren “Jetpack Wife” Sanchez rolled up to a fancy AF dinner at Lapérouse in Paris, dripping in red latex like she just came from hosting the Hunger Games and the Met Gala.

Joining her at this ultra-exclusive clout feast? Oh, just Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, and his model girlfriend Valeria Nicov (who probably drinks moonlight), along with the Nader sisters (Brooks and Sarah Jane, who sound like they should be on “Selling Sunset: Versailles Edition”), and India’s glam queen billionaire Natasha Poonawalla, who might’ve arrived on a Pegasus. We’re checking.

Notably MIA: Jeff Bezos, aka Lauren’s freshly minted husband and part-time space cowboy, who was probably busy launching a new moon or something.

ICYMI, Lauren and Jeff tied the knot literally 10 days ago in Venice, Italy, in a wedding that cost a casual $46.5 to $55.6 million (which is what Jeff tips Uber Eats drivers, tbh). The ceremony was held on an island that sounds fake but is definitely real: San Giorgio Maggiore, which sounds like a pasta but is a VIBE.

Anyway, the latex, the Leo, the luxury… this dinner was basically the Met Gala but with bread baskets.

#LaurenSanchez #LeoDiCaprio #DinnerWithTheElite #JeffBezosMissedOut #RedLatexRenaissance

🚨BREAKING: Lauren Sanchez Spotted Having a “Hot People Power Dinner” Without Jeff Bezos—And Yes, Leo DiCaprio Was There Too🚨

SELENA + BENNY’S WEDDING PLANS?? OR JUST EATING SNACKS IN BED TILL 2040?! 🛏️💍🍟

July 10, 2025

Benny Blanco just dropped a chaotic update on his maybe-wedding-someday with Miss Selena Gomez — and it’s giving… bed, snacks, naps, repeat. ICONIC.

So let’s rewind: Benny (age 37, cereal enthusiast, possible gremlin?) and Selena (32, queen of literally everything) got engaged in December 2024 after soft-launching their love in 2023. But wedding plans?? Ehhh… not exactly on the calendar yet, bestie.

On the Therapuss podcast (yes, that’s the name, don’t ask), Benny confessed he’s currently in his “bed potato era.” Literally said:

“I just want to lay in bed and forget what day it is.”

BIG MOOD.

And why? Because Selena is apparently the human version of a Snuggie and a bag of Hot Cheetos:

“She makes me wanna cuddle and eat piles of food and just vibe out forever.”

UM. SAME??

Now, before you start sketching wedding dresses with glitter pens—hold your veils. These two haven’t even started planning yet because they’ve been BUSY BUSY.

Like:

✨Filming music videos
🎄Surviving the holidays
🧃Promo tours
🔪Selena filming Only Murders
📚Benny writing another book (why?)
🎂His birthday
😵‍💫Just general chaos

Basically, this entire relationship so far has been one long FaceTime with a side of UberEats.

BUT! Benny says this summer might be the moment they finally sit down and be like:

“Okay, what are we doing?”

Iconic wedding planning strategy tbh. Step 1: Lay down. Step 2: Cuddle. Step 3: Maybe pick a cake.

And when asked if the wedding will be lit, Benny replied:

“I think so. I think it’ll be like… chill.”

Translation: guests will be required to wear pajamas and bring snacks.

Also, sidenote? Benny did mention wanting to start a family with Selena in another interview but THAT’S another loaf of banana bread for another day.

So until the wedding invite hits our inbox (in 2036 probably), let’s all channel our inner Benny + Selena and aggressively do nothing with the person we love.

#Bedcore #WeddingPlanningButMakeItSleepy #Selenny4Ever 🛌🍿💍

🚨 Former NCT Member Taeil Sentenced to 3+ Years in Prison for Assault 🚨

July 10, 2025

Another K-pop fall from grace. Former NCT 127 member Moon Tae-il (aka Taeil) has officially been sentenced to three years and six months in prison after being found guilty of rape, according to reports from The Korea Times.

The case stems from a horrifying incident in June 2024, where Taeil and two accomplices, known as Lee and Hong, allegedly met a Chinese tourist at a bar, and later assaulted her while she was unconscious. The court described the crime as “extremely grave.”

Prosecutors originally pushed for a 7-year sentence, but the court ultimately gave him about half of that.

Taeil was removed from NCT last year when the allegations surfaced, and he’s now facing the legal consequences.

At the time of sentencing, the 31-year-old was a former member of the K-pop supergroup NCT and its subunit NCT 127.

🚨 Former NCT Member Taeil Sentenced to 3+ Years in Prison for Assault 🚨

DOLLY PARTON HITS PAUSE ON BOPS, SAYS HER EMOTIONS ARE IN DO NOT DISTURB MODE 😭🎸✨

July 10, 2025

Queen of Country and eternal glitter tornado Dolly Parton is temporarily shutting down the hit factory 🛑🎶💔

While vibing with Khloe Kardashian on her podcast Khloé in Wonder Land (aka the wildest crossover event since Hannah Montana met the Jonas Brothers), our 79-year-old sparkle sorceress said she’s hitting pause on making new music. Why? Because she’s still healing after the loss of her husband Carl Dean, who passed away earlier this year after 58 years of marriage (yes, 58 YEARS — your situationship could never).

When Khlo-Money asked if she had writer’s block, Dolly basically said, “Kinda, but like… emotional edition.” 😢

“I got all these gorgeous, glimmering, emotionally devastating ideas,” Dolly said, probably while looking like an angel dipped in rhinestones, “but I just can’t finish them. I got too much going on. Like, my heart’s full but also tired.”

And tbh, we get it. Dolly said she can’t afford the luxury of falling apart right now — which is probably the most poetic way to say “I’m a legend and I’m busy.”

BUT WAIT — this doesn’t mean she’s done forever. She’s just putting the heartbreak playlist on ice for now. And because she’s Dolly Freakin’ Parton™, she’s not just sitting at home watching The Golden Girls on loop. NOPE — she’s headed to LAS VEGAS, baby! 💃🌈🎰

So while new bangers might be delayed, we can still catch her sprinkling fairy dust all over the Vegas Strip in her iconic wigs and 15 pounds of sparkle.

Dolly, take all the time you need, queen. Grieve, glitter, and then give us another emotional banger when you’re ready. 🌹💅

#DollyDelaysTheDrama #RIPCarlDean #VegasWithVengeance

The one and only @DollyParton 🤍 We talked about God, glam, growing up, and how she’s stayed true to herself through it all. Watch now on @X pic.twitter.com/dYMogWnKuJ

— Khloé (@khloekardashian) July 9, 2025

🚨 Anthony Mackie, Murder Clowns & Demolition Derby Madness?! ‘Twisted Metal’ Season 2 Trailer Just Dropped and It’s Completely Unhinged 🚗💥🤡

July 10, 2025

Remember that show Twisted Metal? The one that felt like someone smashed Mario Kart, Mad Max, and a can of Monster together and called it television? Well, it’s BACK, baby—and this time, it’s louder, bloodier, and more chaotic than your group chat at 2 AM.

Anthony “Captain America But With Road Rage” Mackie and Stephanie “Bisexual Icon and Also Probably a Danger Behind the Wheel” Beatriz are back and swerving into Season 2 like it’s their villain origin story. The trailer just dropped and let’s just say: IT. IS. BONKERS.

👀 What’s Going Down?
So John Doe (Mackie) and Quiet (Beatriz) are back, still looking like they haven’t slept in 17 years and STILL entering this completely illegal and totally fatal demolition derby called the Twisted Metal Tournament. Why? Because apparently if you win, you get one wish. Like a literal Genie in a death car situation.

And if that wasn’t enough, there’s SIXTEEN OTHER psychos with monster trucks, rocket launchers, and rage issues who also want that wish. So basically it’s a Hunger Games NASCAR edition, and we’re living for it.

😈 Introducing: Calypso, Sweet Tooth & Dollface (Yes, That’s Her Real Name)
The tournament is hosted by a mystery man named Calypso, who absolutely looks like he drinks black coffee and blood. Also back to haunt your dreams is Sweet Tooth, a MASSIVE clown with murder in his eyes and no regard for public safety. And oh, plot twist—John runs into his long-lost sister, who’s now a vigilante named DOLLFACE. Girl. Therapy?

🚨 Who Else Is in This Glorious Chaos?
We’ve got a wild cast this season:
– Joe Seanoa (probably punching things)
– Will Arnett (definitely voicing something sarcastic)
– Anthony Carrigan (aka NoHo Hank in a monster truck??)
– Patty Guggenheim, Lisa Gilroy, and others who probably signed up before reading the script and now can’t back out.

🗓️ Mark Your Calendars, Chaos Gremlins
The first THREE episodes drop July 31 on Peacock (because of course it’s Peacock, the streaming service with the most chaotic energy). Then you’ll get new episodes every Thursday until August 28, which is perfect because that gives you just enough time to emotionally recover each week.

Stock up on snacks, and maybe call your therapist now—because Twisted Metal Season 2 is about to wreck your brain and your soul in the best way possible. 💣🎪🚘

Watch the trailer now before Sweet Tooth finds you.
#TwistedMetal #AnthonyMackieRageMode #MurderDerbyEnergy

SHAWN MENDES BUYS BROCCOLI AND WORLD STOPS SPINNING 💥🛒🥦

July 9, 2025

Shawn Mendes just went grocery shopping. Yes. Like a normal, mortal human being. We’re talking grocery bags. Sibling energy. Green juice. The full Trader Joe’s fantasy.

The 26-year-old Canadian heartthrob, part-time philosopher, and full-time bicep owner was spotted strolling the aisles of an LA grocery store with his sister Aaliyah and some unidentified Friend™ (probably cool, probably hot, probably drinks oat milk). He wore an angelic white tank top that whispered “I’m chill, but also shredded,” paired with some flowy brown pants that screamed “earth tones are my entire personality.”

AND YES, HE WAS SIPPING ON A GREEN DRINK like the health-conscious forest elf he is. Was it matcha? Kale? Pureed abs? We may never know.

But here’s the twist: this grocery king is ALSO going back on tour in 2025! It’s called the On the Road Again Tour, which honestly sounds like the title of a rom-com where he plays a road-tripping yoga instructor who steals your girl and your gluten-free crackers.

BTW, if you missed it (how dare you), Shawn also recently had thoughts about Bad Bunny’s spicy Calvin Klein ad, and the internet lost its collective mind. Like—thirst level: Category 6 hurricane.

Anyway, if you see Shawn holding an avocado and smiling, mind your business. Or take a pic and tag us.

#ShawnMendes #GroceryDaddy #OnTheRoadToWholeFoods 🍃💪🛒

SHAWN MENDES BUYS BROCCOLI AND WORLD STOPS SPINNING 💥🛒🥦

🚨JACOB ELORDI PUSHED OFF A WALL?! BY A HOT ART BOYFRIEND?! NYC IS SHAKING!!!🚨

July 9, 2025

BREAKING: Jacob Elordi, aka the 6’5” Aussie skyscraper of our dreams, just got literally shoved off a brick wall by his mysterious artist/model/Greek-god-energy bestie Marko Ristic during a chaotic NYC lunch date. And yes, it’s giving Lovers in a Lana Del Rey music video.

So here’s what went down on July 8th in the West Village, where the air smells like oat milk lattes and generational wealth. Jacob—Euphoria’s resident tall glass of emotional damage—was perched like a misunderstood poetry major on a brick wall, looking like he was about to drop the hottest indie album of the year. He lit a cigarette, pulled out his phone (probably to show Marko a cursed meme or a blurry pic of his dog), and then BOOM—Marko playfully yeeted him backwards like he was auditioning for WWE: Soft Boy Edition.

Honestly? Shakespeare could never.

Fans nearby went feral. Jacob, being the gracious heartthrob he is, paused his brick wall recovery to pose for pics with some girlies who were visibly ascending to heaven mid-selfie. Legend behavior.

Oh, and if you’re wondering, just two weeks ago, Jacob was gallivanting around Rome with his family like a Renaissance painting come to life. Why? Because he’s filming a movie called The Dog Stars, which either sounds like an A24 fever dream or a Pixar movie with depression.

Jacob Elordi smoked, got pushed, smiled, posed, and slayed. All in one afternoon. Meanwhile, I cried in a Taco Bell drive-thru.

#JacobElordi #MarkoRistic #TallBoyDrama #NYCSpotted #PleasePushMeOffAWallToo

🚨JACOB ELORDI PUSHED OFF A WALL?! BY A HOT ART BOYFRIEND?! NYC IS SHAKING!!!🚨

🚨CHAOS ALERT: Jennifer Aniston & Reese Witherspoon Are BACK & More Unhinged Than Ever in The Morning Show Season 4 Trailer!☕📺🔥

July 9, 2025

The Morning Show just dropped a Season 4 trailer so dramatic it made our ring lights flicker. That’s right—America’s messiest morning news squad is BACK, and they’re diving headfirst into chaos, cover-ups, and corporate nonsense so intense it could give Elon Musk a nosebleed.

Season 4 kicks off in Spring 2024, and it’s basically giving “What if Succession had a nervous breakdown at brunch?” UBA has officially merged with NBN (which we assume stands for No Body’s Nice) and now everyone’s walking around like they’re in a real-life episode of Black Mirror. Deepfakes? ✅. Conspiracy theories? ✅. Jennifer Aniston power-strutting in a blazer like she’s about to fire the entire government? DOUBLE ✅.

Meanwhile, Reese Witherspoon looks like she’s ready to expose an alien invasion and also maybe date one of them? The newsroom’s imploding, the truth is a hologram, and every single character is one bad Zoom call away from a total spiral.

And can we talk about this cast?! Jon Hamm is back being sexy and suspicious (the dream combo), Marion Cotillard is serving mysterious French chaos, and Billy Crudup looks like he hasn’t slept since 2019. Legends only. Oh, and Jeremy Irons is here to play some kind of billionaire vampire media mogul? Probably.

The new season drops Wednesday, September 17 with one episode, then a weekly drop every Friday like it’s hot gossip from a group chat you’re not supposed to see. There are ten episodes total, so plenty of time for betrayal, breakdowns, and backstabbing in designer suits.

So… who’s lying? Who’s crying? And who’s getting canceled LIVE on air?
Watch the trailer before someone deepfakes it into a cooking video.

#TheMorningShow #DramaLlamasUnite #JenniferAnistonWorldDomination 🕵️‍♀️📺✨

🚨 Joe Jonas Breaks the Internet by Kinda Complimenting Sophie Turner (?!?) 🚨

July 9, 2025

— “I Have a Great Co-Parenting Relationship” aka The Nicest Shade Ever Thrown?

Stop the presses, pause your FYP, and somebody check on Kevin. Joe Jonas just name-dropped his ex-wife Sophie Turner in the wild… and said something gasp… NICE?!? Yes babes, it’s 2025 and this timeline keeps getting weirder than a Billie Eilish fashion week look.

So here’s the tea straight from the Jonas teapot: Joe, aka your mom’s forever crush from 2009, went on the School of Greatness podcast with brothers Nick (the one married to Priyanka) and Kevin (the one who exists). During the chat, Mr. Cool Dad Energy himself said:

“I have two beautiful girls. My little ones have some incredible women to look up to, including their mom.”

HELLO??? That’s either the most mature thing ever said on a podcast OR a secret code to summon the Spice Girls. Either way, we’re spiraling.

And he didn’t stop there. He added:

“I have a great co-parenting relationship, which is really important to me.”

Screaming, crying, throwing sippy cups! 😭 Not only did Joe take the high road, he took the whole parenting highway with GPS set to Emotionally Intelligent King. Meanwhile, Sophie’s somewhere in London sipping wine with Taylor Swift and probably texting “lol ok.”

ICYMI, Joe and Sophie were basically pop culture royalty before their split made everyone cancel love for like three business days. And while we still don’t know exactly why they called it quits (Sophie said she legally can’t spill the tea — HOW mysterious is that?!), this new nugget of niceness has us feeling ~~emotional~~.

So what’s next?
A collab album?
A Jonas/Turner family TikTok?
A parenting reality show called Keeping Up With the Kids Who Have Famous Parents and a Surprisingly Functional Custody Arrangement?

Time will tell.

#JoeJonas #SophieTurner #DivorcedButThriving #CoparentGoals #NickBlinkTwiceIfYouNeedHelp

Tom Holland at Wimbledon: Tennis Tantrums, Brother Bonding & a Whole Lotta Fangirling

July 9, 2025

BREAKING: Tom Holland just turned Wimbledon into a live-action Pixar movie—expressions, emotions, and existential tennis spirals included. 🎾😭👀

Spider-Bae himself, 29-year-old Tom Holland, showed up on Day 9 of the 2025 Wimbledon Championships serving more drama than a Kardashian family reunion. He brought along his adorable lil’ brother Paddy (a.k.a. Tom 2.0 but in Gen Z font), and together they watched tennis like it was an Olympic sport in emotionally combusting.

We’re talking jaw-drops, facepalms, full-body gasps—somewhere out there a director is casting them for “Inside Out 2.5: Wimbledon Wreckage.” And guess what? Tom posted a pic with actual tennis king Carlos Alcaraz and dropped the classic supportive older bro energy with:

“Congrats on the win. What a legend!”

Legend recognized legend. We stan.

Meanwhile, Paddy—our new fave chaos bean—uploaded the same pic but added:

“If only you could hear my stutter when I met him 😓”

Sweetie… we felt that. Like spiritually.

But wait, there’s more. Earlier in the week, Tom was out here living his Fast & Furious dreams at the British Grand Prix, where he casually sat inside a race car like he didn’t already have enough insurance risks as Peter Parker. Just boy things.

And yes, Tom is officially set to swing back into Spidey spandex later this year for Spider-Man 4. We’re not ready, our wigs are pre-loosened.

TLDR: Tom Holland is booked, busy, and buzzin’—from tennis meltdowns to Grand Prix glam and future web-slinging chaos. Someone get this man a hydration pack and a chill pill.

#SpiderManIRL #WimbledonWhiplash #TomAndPaddyTakeLondon

Tom Holland at Wimbledon: Tennis Tantrums, Brother Bonding & a Whole Lotta Fangirling

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Paddy Holland (@paddyholland2004)

Kate’s Right-Hand Fashion Fairy QUITS the Palace—Is the Monarchy About to Wear Crocs?! 👑😭💅

July 9, 2025

BREAKING: The royal glam squad just lost its MVP and we are shooketh to the crown. Natasha Archer—aka Kate Middleton’s ultimate fashion whisperer, schedule sorceress, and diary dominator—has officially quit her royal day job. That’s right. Queen Kate’s longtime style ninja is packing up her steamer and heading out the palace gates!

Let’s rewind. Natasha (aka Tash, aka the real power behind the pastel coatdresses) joined the royal circus in 2010. Back then she was just a humble PA, probably dodging corgis and fetching fascinators. Fast forward to 2022 and sis had leveled up to Senior Private Executive Assistant, which sounds like the boss of literally everything from tiaras to tantrums.

Her resume? Flawless. She managed clothing, calendars, and “projects”—which we assume means top-secret missions involving hat pins, plane rides, and making sure Kate doesn’t trip over a rogue child at a ribbon-cutting.

Oh, and plot twist: she married the royal family’s personal paparazzo, Chris Jackson. Like, imagine turning up to work and accidentally walking into a Hallmark rom-com set at Windsor Castle.

Anyway. What’s next for Natasha? Word on the cobblestone streets is she’s diving into “private consultancy,” which either means she’s about to be the Olivia Pope of royal wardrobes or start a very exclusive Bedazzling Empire™.

As for Kate and Wills? They dropped the most British breakup line of all time: “We wish her the very best in the exciting opportunities ahead.” Translation: “Don’t forget us when you’re styling Beyoncé.”

RIP to Kate’s perfect hemlines. The tiara torch has been passed. Will chaos reign in the closet? Will King Charles start dressing like a Hypebeast? Stay tuned, peasants.

#TashIsFree #RoyalExitVibes #KateNeedsANewBFF 👑🫠💼

Kate’s Right-Hand Fashion Fairy QUITS the Palace—Is the Monarchy About to Wear Crocs?! 👑😭💅

🚨Chris Olsen Moves to London to Live His Best Main Character Life — And Vanished Like a Wifi Signal at Coachella🚨

July 9, 2025

HELLO?! Earth to Chris Olsen?? Sir disappeared like a limited-edition Starbucks drink and now he’s back in a whole other country with a British accent loading???

Yes babes, your favorite espresso-fueled, forehead-kissing TikTok bestie just soft-launched his ✨London Era✨ and we’re still trying to emotionally recover from the plot twist. He dropped a chaotic little video (classic) explaining where he’s been and let’s just say…it’s giving eat, pray, pack your bags and ghost everyone.

Chris basically said: “I moved to London because… I don’t really know 🫠.” Like okay philosopher king, go off with your cryptic rebirth. But here’s where it gets juicy: he literally DELETED reality for two whole months. No socials. No texts. Probably no DoorDash. Just Chris, vibes, and maybe a haunted teacup or two.

Turns out, the sudden digital disappearing act was his real-life “I need to reboot my soul” moment. Also, RIP to his sweet grandma, who he says always loved watching his vids. 🕊️❤️ So he chose to honor her legacy by doing what she loved: watching him live life, chaotically, and with flawless lighting.

And before you go scrolling his TikTok for the full tea, don’t. He said the deep, dark secrets of where he went and what he did will be spilled exclusively on YouTube, because apparently that’s the new emotional dump site for influencers in their reflective eras.

So stay tuned, stock up on crumpets, and prepare for “London Chris” to take over your For You Page with a cup of tea and a minor existential crisis. Cheers, luv.

#ChrisOlsen #LondonEraActivated #MainCharacterEnergy

@chris cannot believe what I saw #vlog #evita #dayinmylife #musicaltheatre #evitawestend #theatre #london #rachelzegler ♬ Vlog – Soft boy

💀WEDNESDAY’S BACK & SHE’S FIGHTING WEREWOLF DRAMA LIKE IT’S FINALS WEEK 💅🐺

July 9, 2025

The Wednesday Season 2 trailer just dropped and it’s serving murder, mayhem, and major main-character energy. Jenna Ortega is once again stomping the halls of Nevermore Academy in platform boots and emotional unavailability, and this time… she’s gotta save her rainbow-loving, werewolf roomie Enid from a fate worse than accidentally liking your crush’s IG story from 2017. 😱

Let’s unpack this mess:
Season 2 is dripping in gothic chaos, supernatural tea, and more eyeliner than a Hot Topic sale bin. Wednesday’s dodging death, solving creepy riddles, dragging her enemies with one-liners colder than your ex’s heart, and trying to not catch feelings. (Because ew, feelings 🤢.)

Tim Burton’s back behind the scenes, probably summoning bats and mood lighting or whatever Tim Burton does. And YES, this season is being split in two parts because Netflix wants to emotionally toy with us like we’re Sims stuck in a pool with no ladder.

🗓️ Part 1 drops August 6, 2025
🗓️ Part 2 slaps us across the face on September 3, 2025

There’s murder. There’s mystery. There’s possibly a wolf transformation sequence that’ll make you question things. Prepare yourselves. The emo queen of Gen Z is BACK and she’s not here to play. (Except maybe chess, but like… deadly chess.)

#WednesdaySeason2 #SaveEnidOrRiot #NetflixGothicSlay

Andy Samberg Says Being Married to Joanna Newsom Feels Like an Eternal Sleepover with Snacks and Sexy Pajamas

July 9, 2025

Andy “Human Golden Retriever” Samberg just cracked open his soft, gooey center and let the wholesomeness FLOOD the internet like a busted Capri Sun.

The 46-year-old Brooklyn Nine-Nine goofball/forever-crush made a rare, RARE (like, Bigfoot-posing-with-Elvis rare) comment about his equally mythical wife, harp-slaying indie queen Joanna Newsom, and honestly? It was so sweet we need insulin.

On the “Good Hang” podcast with Amy Poehler (aka his comedic soulmate), Andy got all gushy about being married to Joanna, and it was basically a rom-com monologue minus the thunderstorm kiss scene. Amy reminded him how obsessed he was with Joanna from Day 1, and Andy confirmed it like, yeah bestie, I was down bad™.

Then things got even softer. Andy talked about how having two kids turned their world into a chaotic bedtime circus (relatable), but even when they do get a rare moment alone, it still feels like a secret lil’ slumber party. Like “OMG are we allowed to have this much fun without a toddler climbing us like a jungle gym?” fun.

“It still feels like we’re getting away with something,” he said. “Like we’re having a sleepover and it’s fun and there’s no one I would rather be hanging out with.”

Translation: marriage goals, love is real, I’m crying in my Taco Bell.

Andy and Joanna? They’re not just cute. They’re illegally adorable. And if this is what true love looks like, sign us ALL up for that permanent sleepover energy.

#SleepoverSoulmates #AndyAndJoanna4Eva #LoveIsNotDeadYall

CHAPPELL ROAN GETS DRAGGED—LITERALLY—BY HER HAIR IN NYC AND WE CAN’T STOP SCREAMING

July 9, 2025

CHAPPELL ROAN JUST GOT DRAGGED DOWN A NEW YORK CITY STREET BY HER HAIR AND WE’RE STILL TRYING TO PROCESS OUR EMOTIONS.

The 27-year-old glam-rock fairy godmother of Gen Z chaos—aka the “The Giver” queen herself—was spotted in Manhattan filming what can only be described as a ✨high-budget fever dream✨. She was serving CEO realness in an oversized grey suit (hello, power lesbian chic) while being YOLO-dragged down the street by a TAXI CAB. Why? Because her Rapunzel-on-steroids ponytail got SLAMMED in the back door. Like, literally caught in the Uber from hell.

And this wasn’t even her first stunt of the week. Just the day before, she was up on a NYC balcony looking like Tangled had a glam-rock baby with Lady Gaga. We’re talking yards of hair. Football field lengths. Ariana Grande could never.

The fans are spiral-texting “THE SUBWAY??????” because the word on the street is she’s filming the music video for that unreleased banger she sneak-dropped live last year. And let’s be real: a song called “The Subway” being filmed while she gets physically dragged through Manhattan? Iconic. Performance art. VMA already loading…

TikTok is about to be in shambles, the streets are talking, and honestly? So are we.
Protect Chappell Roan at all costs. Or at least… her scalp.

#JusticeForThePonytail
#DragMeChappell
#NYCSlayAndPray

CHAPPELL ROAN GETS DRAGGED—LITERALLY—BY HER HAIR IN NYC AND WE CAN’T STOP SCREAMING

OLIVIA RODRIGO BUYS HER BAND THERAPY INSTEAD OF MATCHING TATTOOS—AND EVERYONE’S CRYING IN C MINOR

July 9, 2025

OKAY so get this: while some pop stars are out here throwing shoes at assistants or demanding diamond-encrusted water bottles, Olivia Rodrigo—a literal 22-year-old Gen Z angel with eyeliner sharp enough to cut through your trauma—is out here doing God’s work. And by “God’s work” we mean paying for therapy for her entire tour crew. Yes, you read that right. Free. Emotional. Damage. Repairs.

According to her guitarist Daisy Spencer (aka our new favorite person with strings), Olivia and her tour manager Marty “Hot Dad Energy” Hom made therapy accessible and free for everyone on the GUTS World Tour. Not just the band. Not just the dancers. EVERYONE. The lighting crew? Mentally stable. The merch girl? Glowing. The guy who brings her boba? Healing his inner child, one CBT session at a time.

Daisy spilled the tea on The StageLeft Podcast, where she basically said Olivia changed her life—and not in the “omg she signed my forehead” way, but in the “my brain no longer screams at me every day” way. She’d fallen off therapy, but thanks to Livvy, she got back on track and apparently “utilized the crap out of it.” Girl, SAME.

Also fun fact: Olivia’s DAD is a therapist, which makes total sense because this kind of compassion doesn’t just appear from thin air. It’s inherited. Like cheekbones or daddy issues.

So next time you’re scream-crying to “get him back!”, just remember: Olivia Rodrigo isn’t just healing your heartbreak—she’s healing her entire tour bus. One brain at a time. 💜🧠🎸

#MentalHealthQueen #OliviaFixMyLifeToo #TherapyIsTheNewBackstagePass

🚨 KIM KARDASHIAN GOES FULL BARBIE MODE IN PARIS — WITH HAIR CLIPS THAT COULD START A RELIGION 🚨

July 9, 2025

Kimberly Kardashian just stepped out in Paris looking like a hot pink fever dream that crawled out of a Lisa Frank folder and said, “Bonjour, peasants.”

At 43 years young (which is basically 22 in celeb years), Kim strutted into her Balenciaga fitting wearing a head-to-toe HOT PINK look that screamed “Malibu Barbie got WiFi and a billionaire ex.” Not only was the dress giving “plastic fantastic,” but sis had hair clips. Yes, clips. Multiple. Sparkly. Strategic. Spiritual. She looked like the CEO of a glitter cult and honestly? We’d join.

Why was she in Paris? Oh just a lil’ thing called Haute Couture Fashion Week, ever heard of it? Kim was pulling up for her final Balenciaga fitting before Wednesday’s show — which BTW, is Demna’s swan song after a DECADE of turning trash bags into high fashion. Emotional damage incoming.

This Barbie isn’t just serving looks — she’s on a world tour of wardrobe changes. Just last week she practically shape-shifted in Venice for the Bezos wedding, serving 17 different vibes in 3 minutes flat. Icon behavior.

Anyway, Kim in pink? Hair clipped to the gods? Paris can’t handle it. Neither can we. More pics incoming… if our phones don’t explode from all the fab.

#Slayenciaga #ParisBarbieTakeover #ClipQueen👛💗🧷

🚨 KIM KARDASHIAN GOES FULL BARBIE MODE IN PARIS — WITH HAIR CLIPS THAT COULD START A RELIGION 🚨

🚨JOJO SIWA MORPHS INTO A GLAM ZOMBIE STARLET FROM THE 1940s AND WE’RE SCREAMING (IN COUTURE)🚨

July 8, 2025

JoJo Siwa — formerly known as the glitter cannon with legs and the queen of side ponies — just traded her rainbow war paint for full-blown Old Hollywood bombshell realness. And yes, we are officially spiraling.

The 22-year-old pop tornado behind “Karma” has gone full blonde bombshell in a TikTok that feels like Marilyn Monroe and Barbie had a baby at a drag brunch and named it Slayoncé. We’re talkin’ retro curls, vintage pearls, a red lip that could legally marry you in Vegas, and a blue crop top straight outta a 1950s soda shop fantasy.

And the reason for this interdimensional glow-up? Miss Siwa is covering “Bette Davis Eyes” — the 1981 classic by Kim Carnes that your mom probably slow-danced to while wearing shoulder pads and Aquanet. But don’t worry, JoJo isn’t gatekeeping. She literally begged her fans in the caption:

“Should I drop this on Spotify or nah???”

Girl. YES. Drop it like it’s hot and vintage.

The comment section is basically one giant glitter explosion of shock, awe, and slightly confused thirst.
JoJo has officially entered her “If Marilyn Monroe had TikTok and did crunches” era, and honestly? It’s working harder than our last three relationships combined.

Watch JoJo’s glam rebirth below and prepare your wigs for detachment. This is not a drill.

#JoJoSiwa #BetteDavisVibes #FromBowsToBombshell

@itsjojosiwa

After performing this song live and then seeing the beautiful response to it, I decided to go record a studio vocal…. I’m undecided if I should release it on Spotify or not…. Would you want me to?!!!🤍 if you would, I’m thinking maybe end of this week?

♬ original sound – JoJo Siwa

HE GOT KICKED OUT MID-SPELL?? Johnny Depp Spills the Butterbeer on Getting Yeeted from Fantastic Beasts!🦄🔥

July 8, 2025

Johnny Depp just apparated all the tea and it is SCALDING. We’re talking hotter than Draco Malfoy in a fitted suit.

Back in 2020 (a.k.a. the year Earth glitched), Johnny Depp was unceremoniously booted from the “Fantastic Beasts” franchise faster than you can say Expelli-CANCEL-us. Yup, he was playing the icy, psycho-sexy villain Gellert Grindelwald until Warner Bros said, “thank u, next” and replaced him with Mads Mikkelsen — aka the man who looks like he’s always plotting to poison your tea… but in a hot way.

Johnny just finally opened his mouth like a spellbook to The Telegraph and the drama is giving Cursed Child but make it HBO. He said the whole thing ended “in a millisecond.” Like bro, one second he’s in his trailer eating wizard-themed snacks and the next they were like “Hi Johnny, can we chat?” aka Hollywood code for you’re about to get Voldemorted.

Apparently, he’d already filmed one whole magical lil scene before they were like “we’d like you to resign” (👀 not fire, RESIGN — gotta keep that PR damage lowkey, huh?). But Johnny decoded that wizard riddle real quick: “They wanted me to retire,” he said. Oh no they didn’t.

And THEN — this is where it goes full ✨feral✨ — Johnny literally told them, “F–k you. There’s far too many of me to kill.” SIR. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. Are there Horcruxes??? Is Johnny Depp secretly a multiverse??? Is he a Time-Turner in a leather jacket?? We have zero answers and 74 new questions.

He continued, “If you think you can hurt me more than I’ve already been hurt, you’re gravely mistaken.” Translation: This man has been THROUGH it and he’s not about to be defeated by a studio executive with a bad haircut.

Anyway, someone tell Dumbledore he’s got beef brewing in the Forbidden Forest. And someone tell Warner Bros to stop starting wizard wars — the fandom is TIRED.

#JusticeForGrindelwald #JohnnyVsHollywood #WizardDramaUnleashed 🧙‍♂️🫖🔥

🪄HE GOT KICKED OUT MID-SPELL?? Johnny Depp Spills the Butterbeer on Getting Yeeted from Fantastic Beasts!🦄🔥

💥CRINGE AT BAT?! Alex Cooper Gets Booed So Hard at Cubs Game, Wrigley Field Now Has Trust Issues💥

July 8, 2025

Call Her Daddy’s Alex Cooper just got dragged harder than a pair of knockoff Crocs at the Met Gala. The 30-year-old podcast queen thought she was giving main character energy at a Chicago Cubs game, but the crowd was serving one thing and one thing only: BOOOOOOOO.

Picture this: It’s Sunday night (July 6). The vibes? Baseball. The audience? Beer-soaked and built like human ketchup packets. Alex shows up for her so-called “Big Al’s Takeover” and decides to give “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” the Broadway remix nobody asked for—with backup dancers. Yes, backup dancers. At a baseball game. Girl thought she was headlining Coachella when she was actually booked for Hotdogpalooza 2025.

The second she hit note one, Wrigley Field turned into Boo-ville, population: EVERYONE. Like, even the pigeons started flapping away in protest. But Alex? Oh, she didn’t care. Sis kept shimmying and belting like it was the Grammys: Infield Edition. Laughing. Twirling. Living her best delusional fantasy while the crowd was audibly questioning their life choices.

And honestly? ICONIC. Cringe? Yes. Unforgettable? Also yes. Did she eat? Not really, but she definitely microwaved something.

So, is Alex Cooper cancelled in Chicago? TBD. But one thing’s for sure: next time someone yells “play ball,” she better not think they mean Beyoncé choreography.

📣 Watch the chaos below and ask yourself: was it that bad or are Cubs fans just mad they can’t hit a high note?

#CallHerDADDYNotMariah
#BigAl’sFlopEra
#TakeMeOutOfTheBallgame

.@alexandracooper brought the energy for Sunday Night Baseball 😂

📺 Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN pic.twitter.com/gZbjVMQvuD

— espnW (@espnW) July 7, 2025

🚨NEW COUPLE ALERT?! Joe Locke & Dylan Mulvaney Soft Launch Their Way Into Our Hearts at Sabrina Carpenter’s Slay-Fest 🚨

July 8, 2025

Joe Locke and Dylan Mulvaney just cuddled their way into couple legend status at Sabrina Carpenter’s concert — and the internet cannot deal.

It all went down on Saturday (July 5) at BST Hyde Park in London, which was already serving pop princess chaos thanks to Miss Espresso herself, but then these two walked in looking like they were on a Nicholas Sparks date directed by Greta Gerwig.

Joe — aka Heartstopper’s emotional support twink — and Dylan — our high priestess of TikTok joy — were out here holding hands, dancing like nobody was watching (except literally everyone was), and cuddling like it was a Netflix holiday movie. Honestly, the vibes? Illegal levels of serotonin.

Rumors have been swirling ever since Joe dropped the most iconic two-word Instagram caption of all time: “Hard launch.” Like. Sir??? This ain’t soft launch territory, this is full-blown couple-core energy with a side of slay sauce.

Also, can we talk about how this is now the second couple to go full PDA mode at a Sabrina show?! At this point, her concerts are just certified matchmaking portals. Somebody put this woman on Love Island, she’s got the magic.

Anyway, if Joe and Dylan are dating, we’re obsessed. If they’re not, we’re still obsessed. Either way, we want matching jackets that say “Hard Launched at Sabrina’s” ASAP.

#JoeAndDylan #HardLaunchHotties #SabrinaCarpenterCupid

joe locke, dylan mulvaney, and lily drew singing and dancing along to sabrina carpenter's performance of "juno" at bst hyde park via dylan's insta story pic.twitter.com/YsyLpVksEs

— daily joe locke (@dailyjlocke) July 6, 2025

BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson Gobbles Dinosaurs AND Box Office Records Like It’s a Snack! 🦖💰💅

July 8, 2025

Somebody get this woman a solid gold trophy and a Jurassic-sized margarita, because Scarlett Johansson just became Hollywood’s #1 Money Queen™—and she did it by unleashing prehistoric chaos in Jurassic World: Rebirth.

Yes, girlies and gentle-thems, at 40 years young and still slaying like it’s her full-time job (because it literally is), Scarlett just stomped all over the box office like a T-Rex in Louboutins. After her dino-fueled movie dropped $318 MILLION on its opening weekend like it was NBD, she yeeted past Samuel L. Jackson and Robert Downey Jr. like they were standing still in slow-mo.

Let’s break it down:
🔹 Scarlett now sits pretty with $14.8 BILLION in career box office totals.
🔹 That’s with just 36 films. (Meanwhile, Samuel has 71, Robert has 45… like pls, efficiency QUEEN!)
🔹 And yes, she used to be third place… but now she’s first and looking down from her throne like, “You may rise, peasants.” 👑

Moral of the story? If you ever find yourself in a jungle full of dinosaurs, make sure Scarlett Johansson is leading the way—she’ll act, fight, and collect the bag in 4K.

#DinoQueen #ScarlettSnatchedTheThrone #BoxOfficeBillionaire

ICONICHIPSTER.COM

Must Read

About IconicHipster.com

Advertising & Sponsorship

Contact

Follow IconicHipster.com

Links

New Stories

Subscribe To Our Mailing List

@iconichipsterdotcom on Instagram

Watch Scientology TV