Josh O’Connor and Alison Oliver are out here making the rest of us look like single potatoes on a couch.
The Challengers zaddy (35) and Saltburn baddie (27) just turned up the heat and the pasta sauce in Portofino, Italy, where they were caught full-on lip-syncing with each other’s mouths. KISSING. In public. With passion. Like, hello? Save some for the gelato!
👀 Eyewitnesses (aka nosey tourists) spotted the pair smooching in between bites of spaghetti like this was a live-action remake of Lady and the Tramp, but with more cheekbones. Alison was out here SERVING in a striped dress and later switched to a bandana top + cut-off shorts combo that screamed “I’m hot, I know it, and I will make out in broad daylight.”
Meanwhile, Josh tried to pretend he was chill by pairing a t-shirt with a suit jacket. Sir, that’s not casual. That’s Italian villain who owns a yacht energy.
Oh, and yes—they took a couple selfie. You know what that means. It’s either love… or an upcoming joint perfume campaign called “Portofino Heat: Eau de PDA.”
Anyway, if you’re not sharing pasta and spit in a coastal village this summer, wyd??
#PDAcore #JoshAndAlison #ItalianLipsTour2025 💋🍷📸
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We have a Pedro Pascal doppelgänger so convincing, even Pedro Pascal got confused and started crying emojis into the void.
New York City, aka the land of chaos and bagels, hosted a Pedro Pascal Lookalike Contest because apparently we as a society have evolved past normal hobbies. Over 30 men showed up thinking they had “Pedro energy,” but only ONE had enough Mandalorian magic to take the crown: George Gountas, a lighting designer with cheekbones that could slice time itself.
Our guy George, 42, walked away with $50 (?! okay inflation) and a YEAR of free burritos from Son Del North, which honestly sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen: One man. One face. Infinite beans.
But the real jackpot? Pedro himself — yes, the Internet’s zaddy, protector of Grogu, and your ex’s fantasy — COMMENTED on George’s victory post with a crying and heart emoji. That’s like Beyoncé nodding at your karaoke version of “Halo.” It’s over. You win at life.
“I look more like Pedro than I look like my own brother,” George told The Hollywood Reporter, which is both hilarious and possibly a family emergency.
So congrats to George for confusing the Internet and breaking the Pascal Matrix. What’s next — a “Daddy Pedro Multiverse” cinematic universe? Honestly, yes. Sign us up. We’re ready.
“WORLD TOUR 2025 IS SERVED, BESTIES. GET IN LOSERS, WE’RE GOING TO PARIS… AND ALSO JAKARTA??”
G-Dragon—aka the fashion god, music emperor, and human glitter bomb of the K-pop world—is BACK, and this time, he’s about to stomp across the planet in rhinestone boots and make your city his runway.
This isn’t just a tour. This is a G-DRAMAGED GLOBAL TAKEOVER and no, your credit card isn’t ready.
💅 TOUR? MORE LIKE WORLD DOMINATION, BABY:
King G is teaming up with Galaxy Corporation and AEG Presents (you know, just casual multi-billion-dollar powerhouses) to throw a 2025 world tour that’s louder than your ex’s lies and shinier than your mom’s skincare shelf.
It all kicks off August 22 at the Prudential Center in Newark (New Jersey’s fanciest flex since Snooki). Then it’s off to party cities like Vegas, LA, and Paris, because G-Dragon doesn’t visit cities—he descends like a glitter meteor.
📍FULL TOUR SCHEDULE AKA 16 CHANCES TO SCREAM LIKE A FERAL GREMLIN:
Mar 29 & 30 – Goyang, Korea – Screaming in Hangul
May 10 & 11 – Tokyo – Probably sold out already
May 17 – Philippines – Filipino VIPs, it’s your time
May 25 & 26 – Osaka – Prepare your glow sticks
June 6-8 – Macau – Triple the dates, triple the slay
July 2 & 3 – Sydney – Kangaroos are invited too
July 6 & 7 – Melbourne – Aussie VIPs RISE
July 11-13 – Taipei – Three days of emotional chaos
July 19 & 20 – Kuala Lumpur – Don’t sleep on this one
July 25 & 26 – Jakarta – Expect meltdowns
August 2 – Bangkok – One night only, bring tissues
August 9 & 10 – Hong Kong – AsiaWorld’s about to EXPLODE
August 22 – Newark – America’s first cry
August 31 – Las Vegas – Try not to gamble your rent
Sept 5 – LA – Crypto.com but make it couture
Sept 20 – Paris – Eiffel Tower gonna faint
💳 TICKETS: SELL A KIDNEY, MAYBE TWO
Tickets drop on G-DRAGONTOUR.COM, and you already know the Official Membership Presale starts June 25 at 10 AM local and ends June 26 at 9:59 AM. Public sales start June 27 at 10 AM, but let’s be real, they’ll be gone by 10:01.
👑 BTW, HE’S RICH RICH
G-Dragon isn’t just dripping in style, he’s drowning in coins. Like, Top 5 richest K-pop idols kind of rich. So yes, he might be singing on stage, but your wallet will be crying in the corner.
So whether you’re in Seoul, Sydney, or just sobbing in your bedroom wishing you lived in Paris—G-Dragon 2025 is the event of the millennium. Mark your calendars, sell your Yeezys, and start emotionally preparing to black out from joy.
#GDragonTour2025 #VIPsUnite #CryScreamDanceRepeat
🚨G-DRAGON IS GOING GLOBAL & YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS ALREADY SCREAMING🚨
The Jurassic World: Rebirth press tour just stomped into London harder than a T-Rex on TikTok. And baby, it brought A-Listers, arm candy, and enough hand-holding to make your ex jealous.
On the cobblestone catwalk of London-town, Scarlett “I’ve-Fought-Aliens-And-Robots” Johansson and Jonathan “I-Wear-Sunscreen-And-Hold-ScarJo’s-Hand” Bailey gave the paparazzi a free rom-com teaser by holding hands like two genetically engineered cutie-pies ready to unleash prehistoric chaos and a skincare line collab.
Yep. You read that right. He uses her skincare. Jurassic who? This is now a soft launch for dewy skin and emotionally available men.
Also stomping through the promo event like fashion-forward velociraptors were Mahershala Ali (aka your favorite Marvel vampire-in-the-making), Rupert Friend (giving “daddy with secrets” energy), and director Gareth Edwards, who looked like he just solved time travel and also made a movie about it.
As for the movie itself? Strap in, because it’s giving:
🌴 Tropical apocalypse vibes.
🦖 Dinosaurs living their best secluded influencer lives.
💊 A miracle drug from dino DNA that might cure everything except your situationship trauma.
🎬 Release date: July 2, 2025 aka the day we risk it all for a Jurassic glow-up.
Scarlett wore Schiaparelli, obviously, because even when she’s surrounded by fictional reptiles, she’s serving haute couture extinction-level elegance.
Also yes, there’s a trailer. It has roars, science, danger, probably a slow-motion running scene, and maybe a dino with an earring.
Go watch it. But more importantly, start holding hands with your crush in public. It’s Jurassic World marketing strategy now.
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Jonathan “Scotty” Roach, a 43-year-old real-life Eagle Scout meets Bear Grylls meets literal angel on Earth, went missing on June 8 after going out for a lil’ solo stroll in Arlington, Tennessee… WITHOUT his phone. Yeah. No phone. In 2025. That alone had the teens shaking.
Scotty—Air Force veteran, kayak king, nature daddy, beekeeper, chicken whisperer, and apparently the human version of a Pinterest mood board—was last seen walking off into the great outdoors, leaving behind his truck, his phone, and the entire internet. Search teams went into full “Stranger Things” mode with volunteers, Homeland Security, the Emergency Management Avengers, and every deputy this side of Memphis on the hunt.
After nearly a week of looking through forests, fields, and probably a few haunted barns, Scotty was tragically found in a cornfield on June 12. Cue dramatic thunder clap. 💔🌽
Now, before you say “WTF?”—same. There’s no confirmed cause of death yet, but his wife Tracey (aka the strongest woman alive and unofficial president of the “My Husband Is a Literal Angel” fan club) confirmed it was him.
Tracey described Scotty like he was written by Taylor Swift and directed by Greta Gerwig:
“There’s this Adele song like ‘You feel like home, you sound like a song, you look like a limited edition vinyl pressing’ or whatever… and that’s him.”
“He’s never yelled. Never cursed. Probably cried watching Paddington. Everyone loves him.”
People are heartbroken. Nature is confused. The bees are holding a vigil.
No updates yet from the sheriff’s office—but we’re sending Tracey and their family every ounce of TikTok love, Insta prayers, and weirdly specific Tumblr poetry.
Rest easy, Scotty. The sky just got itself a five-star general of peace and vibes. 🕊️✨
Riley Gaines just pulled the ultimate plot twist — and no, it’s not a surprise collab with Simone Biles in a WWE ring. It’s a baby. IN. HER. BELLY. 🍼👀
Yep, the 25-year-old swimmer turned social media microphone dropper announced she’s 26 weeks preggo (!!!) with hubby Louis Barker’s mini-human during a full-blown live stage moment at the Turning Point USA Young Women’s Leadership Summit in Dallas, aka where hot takes go to sweat.
And y’all—this wasn’t just a “we’re expecting” vibe. Riley literally whipped out ultrasound pics like she was revealing UNO reverse cards and cradled that baby bump like Simba on Pride Rock. Meanwhile, the crowd? LOUDER THAN TAYLOR SWIFT IN PARIS. 🦁👶✨
But wait—this all went down just DAYS after she went keyboard-to-keyboard with Olympic legend and literal backflipping icon Simone Biles. The feud? Chef’s kiss levels of petty. Simone told her to “bully someone your own size” and Riley clapped back like, “LOL, men are my size. Watch me birth one.”
Then BAM 💥—ultrasound reveal. Plot twist energy? 100/10.
Later, she hit Instagram with:
“Surprise! We’re 26 weeks pregnant! God is SO good all the time 💕👼”
And then on X (Twitter, but like… vibes are different now):
“There’s something so special and providential about having a little girl. She’s everything I’ve been fighting for & the little girl we’ve prayed over for years 🩷 praise God!”
The moral of the story? Don’t mess with a woman who can drag you on social media and create life at the same time. 😤👶💅
So picture this: It’s 2010. The world is wearing skinny jeans unironically. Christopher Nolan, king of brain-melting movie plots and questionable sound mixing, walks into a room and is like,
“Hey, Will Smith. Wanna dive into dreams inside of dreams inside of more dreams and probably get an Oscar nod while you’re at it?”
And Will Smith—Fresh Prince, Men in Black icon, slap deliverer of the decade—goes: “Nah, I’m good.”
💀💀💀
Fast-forward to now: 56-year-old Will is on Kiss Xtra radio basically trauma-dumping to the entire planet. He admitted (with full chest) that he didn’t “get” Inception when Nolan handed it to him like a free cheat code to Hollywood immortality.
“I’ve never said that out loud,” Will whispered, clearly in emotional agony. “Now that I think about it, it’s those movies that go into alternate realities… they don’t pitch well.”
Sir. What do you mean “don’t pitch well”? It’s literally dreams with explosions and Leonardo DiCaprio running in slow motion with a briefcase! That’s not a pitch, that’s a cinematic protein shake!
Let’s recap the damage:
❌ The Matrix? TURNED. IT. DOWN.
❌ Django Unchained? “No thanks.”
❌ Inception? “I don’t get it.”
At this point, Will’s film career is basically the ghost of roles past.
And yes, he confessed all this on live radio like it was group therapy with Nolan as his ex.
Honestly? We love a man who admits his delusions. Manifesting that he accepts Barbie 2 when Greta Gerwig calls.
BREAKING: Britney Spears just casually dropped a selfie with her 18-year-old skyscraper son Jayden and the internet is losing structural integrity. Like, who gave this man-child permission to grow?! We blinked and he went from Hot Wheels to handling highway traffic.
Brit blessed us on June 15th with an Instagram post featuring her and Jayden—who is now a literal human ladder—after attending church together. And when we say “towers over her,” we mean he’s one sneeze away from grazing the moon. The selfie screams, “Family… but make it NBA-ready.”
The caption? “Sang and praised!!!” GIRL, SAME. We’d also be praising if our son looked like he could protect us from incoming meteors.
In case you forgot (and HOW DARE YOU), Britney shares Jayden and his older bro Sean Preston (19 and probably also 10 feet tall) with ex-hubby Kevin Federline. The kids currently live in Hawaii—probably surfing, vibing, and intimidating palm trees.
Apparently, Jayden pulled up to Britney’s L.A. home in November 2024 for a mother-son reconnection and they’ve been hanging out ever since—because nothing bonds a family like wholesome piano playing and terrifying height comparisons.
In fact, on June 9th, Brit posted a video of Jayden driving her while Lenny Kravitz’s “Fly Away” played—because why not soundtrack your life like a coming-of-age indie film? Her caption? “He is 6’3 and his hands are so big now!!! How long am I going to be in shock???” Same, Brit. We’re shooketh to the core.
And if you’re still not emotionally stable, in March, Britney filmed Jayden playing piano like a prodigy while she narrated like a proud mom and slightly terrified ghost. “I felt it in my bones and my heart and my lungs and my a– and my throat and I’m scared,” she said. Honestly? Mood.
Brit’s always said being a mom was her dream come true—and based on her posts, she’s living her dream while we’re just living in Wi-Fi debt.
ALSO, let’s not forget: she once described herself as the OG baby magnet on tour, surrounded by tiny children thanks to her superior toy collection. Iconic behavior. Baby mamma status: LEGENDARY.
Jennifer “America’s Sweetheart but Also Lowkey a Boss” Garner just dropped a Father’s Day post that had the internet collectively sobbing, spiraling, and texting their ex like “hey… u up?”
👀 Here’s the tea: On June 15, Jennifer hopped on IG Stories and casually posted a THROWDOWN—I mean, a throwback—pic of Ben Affleck passed out on a couch, absolutely smothered by one of their baby kids. Like imagine a sleepy Batman being used as a human Tempur-Pedic. That’s the vibe.
She captioned it: “Happy Father’s Day to 3 people’s favorite landing spot.”
Translation: “Ben = couch. Kids = emotionally cling-wrapped nuggets. Me = still making this co-parenting thing look iconic.”
Now let’s zoom out for context: Jen and Ben (the OG Bennifer) have three kids—Violet (19), Seraphina (16), and Samuel (13), all of whom are cooler than us and probably have better skincare routines. Even though they divorced back in 2018, these two have been out here giving masterclasses in respectful ex-ship.
Ben even said in a GQ interview that Jen’s a “wonderful co-parent” and honestly? Same. I’d co-parent with her in a heartbeat. Take my cat. Let’s raise it together.
He also admitted they used to have to explain tabloid nonsense to the kids like,
“Hey babes, if this headline were true, you’d have 37 secret siblings and your mom would be a pregnant lizard queen.”
(Okay, not a direct quote, but you get it.)
If this sounds like a plot from a Netflix family dramedy—guess what—it kind of was. These two met on Pearl Harbor, went public at a Red Sox game in 2004 (sports + romance = elite combo), got married in Turks and Caicos like literal royalty, popped out cute kids, then split after 10 years and STILL like each other. Unreal. Can’t relate.
Ben’s also said, “When you have kids with someone, you’re connected forever,” which is both sweet and terrifying for anyone who’s ever dated a Gemini.
Bonus moment: Before she posted about Ben, Jennifer also shared a tribute to her own late dad (RIP William Garner 💔), calling being fathered by him “a gift.” Cue the soft piano music and waterworks.
Jennifer Garner: Emotionally mature queen.
Ben Affleck: Cuddly Bat-Dad.
Their kids: Living their best unbothered, tabloid-proof lives.
Us: Crying. Screaming. Wondering why our ex didn’t even Venmo us $5 for emotional damages.
Happy Father’s Day to the dads, the couch-nappers, and the former superheroes who still show up. 💅✨
Y’all, Father’s Day just pulled up with more plot twists than a Riverdale finale and more emotional whiplash than a group chat breakup. While Sean “Diddy” Combs is currently facing a very not-cute list of legal nightmares (think sex trafficking, racketeering, and generally being on the FBI’s “um, sir??” list), his sons Justin and Christian Combs popped up on the ‘Gram with the most Hallmark-core tributes to their dad—like it was just a regular Sunday with pancakes and new socks. 💀
Christian Combs, a.k.a. “King” Combs (age: 27, vibe: red carpet baby prince)
Posted a chef’s kiss throwback where tiny him is posted up with Diddy on a red carpet looking like they just dropped a daddy-son mixtape. Caption?
“Happy Fathers Day Pops!! I Love you & miss you !!! We waiting for you at 🏡.”
Sir… he typed that emoji like Diddy’s just stuck in traffic and not, you know, in a federal detention center.
Justin Combs (age: 31, vibe: suit game strong, ex-college football energy)
Dropped a moody black-and-white video with their dad looking deep in convo, plus a suits-only snapshot like they were about to launch a fragrance line called “Innocence by Diddy.”
Caption?
“THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME LIFE & ALWAYS BEING PRESENT! MY SUPER HERO! I’M W YOU 4EVER NO MATTER WHAT!! MISS YOU & LOVE YOU.”
Not the “my superhero” line while his dad’s on trial for literal supervillain charges. 😭
Diddy—who has SEVEN kids (yes, seven, this man said “Avengers, assemble” when it came to parenting)—is currently being held without bail in Brooklyn. He’s facing FIVE criminal charges, and if convicted, he could be serving more than just looks—he could be serving life. 👀
Meanwhile, the Combs fam pulled up deep to the courthouse during the trial’s opening. Six out of seven of the kids were there like it was VIP at the Grammy’s, plus Diddy’s mom Janice showed up too. Honestly, it was giving Family Feud: Federal Court Edition.
Back in October 2024, the Combs clan dropped a group statement hotter than a Notes app apology:
“We stand united… Many have judged both him and us based on accusations, conspiracy theories, and false narratives that have spiraled into absurdity on social media.”
Translation: Y’all better stop making TikToks about our dad unless you wanna catch these legal hands.
So what now?
The trial is set to wrap before July 4th—a.k.a. Independence Day. Which is either incredibly poetic or deeply awkward, depending how you look at it. Until then, Diddy remains at the Metropolitan Detention Center, a place that sounds like it should serve espresso but actually just serves orange jumpsuits.
Stay tuned, because this saga’s got more layers than a lasagna made by Kris Jenner.
Rumer Willis just dropped a Father’s Day post so full of feels it could emotionally KO a Marvel superhero. Like… get the tissues, the chocolate, and maybe a blanket to scream into.
So here’s the sitch: 36-year-old Rumer got super real on Instagram, writing a beautiful, raw, and heart-punchy tribute to her legendary dad, Bruce Willis — aka the Die Hard daddy who could literally walk barefoot over broken glass and STILL save the day. But this time, it’s her turn to be the hero.
“Today is hard,” she started — and BOOM, our hearts went crack. She talked about how much she wants to spill her guts to her dad, hear all his wild stories, and basically have one of those long dad-daughter convos that ends in ugly crying and weird snack combos. 💔🥨
She said she wishes she’d asked more questions while he could still answer — cue the entire internet collectively sobbing — but she’s focusing on gratitude instead. Because Bruce is still here. Still hugging. Still lighting up when he sees his grandbaby Louetta. Still being Bruce freaking Willis in the most iconic way possible.
“I love you so much dad,” she wrote, basically detonating every heart on the timeline. She even sent love to anyone who’s missing their dad, single moms doing double duty, and — plot twist — her future baby daddy??? 👀 (Who is he? Is it someone famous? Should we be concerned?? We need answers, girl.)
ICYMI: Bruce was diagnosed with aphasia and frontotemporal dementia last year, and the fam’s been keeping us in the loop while being total warriors about it.
Anyway. We’re crying. You’re crying. Even the rock in your front yard is tearing up. Rumer, thank you for the feels. Bruce, thank you for the iconic action movies and also for clearly raising one of the most emotionally literate humans on the planet.
Now go text your dad. Or your mom. Or literally anyone you love. And then rewatch The Fifth Element because it’s therapy. 💫
The live-action Masters of the Universe movie has officially wrapped filming—and it’s giving ✨abs, wigs, and war cries✨. Nicholas Galitzine (aka the internet’s boyfriend #62) and Camila Mendes (who literally went full warrior princess) just dropped their post-filming thirst traps and the energy is UNHINGED.
🦸♂️💪 Nicholas posted like he just finished a Marvel trilogy, saying:
“Well, that’s a wrap on Masters of the Universe. It has been an honour shouldering the responsibility of playing Adam and He Man.”
SIR. He-Man?! Shoulder it harder, king! Even his biceps are blushing. He basically said: “I became a blonde demigod and you’re welcome.”
Meanwhile, Camila Mendes turned into a literal muscle mom with a sword and a dream. Her caption? Pure girlboss energy:
“wrapping up 7 incredible months of living like a london girl, eating like an athlete, and running around as a warrior woman!!”
Okay but imagine booking a gig and coming back with triceps, trauma, and a whole new hair color. She’s not Teela. She’s TEA-LA because she’s serving.
Now let’s talk the cast because this thing is CRACKED in the best way:
Jared Leto is Skeletor (aka chaotic evil glam wizard vibes)
Idris Elba is Duncan (DADDY of the universe, confirmed)
Alison Brie as Evil-Lyn (get in loser, we’re doing witchcraft)
Hafthor Bjornsson as GOAT MAN. Yes. That’s his actual name.
Sam C. Wilson as Trap Jaw (yes, that’s a name too. Don’t ask, just vibe.)
Directed by Travis Knight (aka the stop-motion overlord) and with a screenplay written by people whose keyboards probably burst into flames from pure nerdery, this intergalactic muscle-fest is flexing into theaters on June 5, 2026. Yes, you have exactly 12 months to get emotionally prepared for Nicholas Galitzine in a loincloth.
Until then, enjoy the wrap pics, cry in the gym, and whisper “I have the power” at your reflection.
Someone sound the royal siren and pass the tissues because Meghan Markle just dropped a Father’s Day video that could emotionally compromise the entire internet. Like… is it legal to be this cute?
The Duchess of Sass—sorry, Sussex—got all mushy on IG this Sunday (June 15), hitting us right in the feels with a video montage of Prince Harry being the ultimate zaddy to their tiny royal chaos goblins, Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet. 😭👑
The caption? Simple. Sweet. Devastating. “The best. Happy Father’s Day to our favorite guy 💕”
STOP IT, MEGHAN. WE CAN’T HANDLE THIS KINDNESS.
The video is basically a greatest hits album of Harry being a human teddy bear: snuggling Archie, goofing off with Lili, probably losing every board game on purpose like the noble ginger king he is. It’s giving dadcore, it’s giving emo royal TikTok, it’s giving Duke of Hugs.
AND GUESS WHAT? These two just went to Disneyland last week for Princess Lili’s big FOURTH birthday. Royal meets Mickey Mouse? Somewhere Queen Elsa is shaking. 👸❄️
But hold up—this is where it gets bonkers. Meghan also shared a clip of her and Harry dancing in a hospital room right before she popped out Lilibet like it was Coachella: Maternity Edition. WHO DOES THAT?! Iconic.
Oh, and not to flex too hard, but last month the royal duo went full yeehaw on a date night to Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour in L.A. No kids. Just vibes. Just boots. Just Beyoncé and British royalty in the same arena. Casual!
Bottom line:
Meghan’s got receipts.
Harry’s got the dad moves.
Lilibet’s probably already writing a memoir titled “Born Into the Vibes.”
Kim Cattrall, our OG glamazon queen and chaos sorceress of the Upper East Side, almost didn’t play Samantha Jones. That’s right, kids. Samantha almost stayed in the drafts. FOUR. TIMES. 😱💅
So apparently, back in the dino times (aka the late 90s), Kim looked at the script and was like: “Nah babes, I’m too seasoned and moisturized for this mess.” Why? Because of what she calls “self-inflicted ageism” — a.k.a. the internal voice that tells you 40 is the endgame and you should probably go knit something instead of serving jawlines and orgasms on HBO.
But then the cultural vibe shifted, and suddenly the world was like, “Wait. Forty is HOT. Like MILFcore hot. Like, give us more of that hot.” And Kim? She heard the streets calling. 💋
She finally gave Samantha life, and boy did she go full carnivore. “Everyone was nibbling on the appetizers and my girl was like, ‘Where’s the steak?’” 🍖💦 ICONIC. She wasn’t just sipping tea, she was chugging champagne in a silk robe with zero regrets and a martini in both hands.
Kim also clarified: she’s not Samantha in real life — she’s more into committed cuddles than backseat escapades. But she fought to make sure Samantha was never just the “sex girl.” No, no. Samantha was the boss. Always in control. Always fabulous. Always one step away from starting a cult.
So next time you’re spiraling over whether you’re “too old” to do something — remember: Kim Cattrall turned 40 and then became a generational sex symbol, fashion oracle, and brunch philosopher.
Justin “I still got it” Bieber just went full Daddy AF mode on Instagram, and honestly? The internet is SCREAMING.
Instead of doing the classic mushy “Happy Father’s Day to all the rad dads out there” post, the 31-year-old pop prince of purple hoodies and teenage heartbreak said, nah fam, and served up straight DILF energy. He dropped a black-and-white close-up of his serious face—like, very “I’m dropping a mixtape and grounding you”—with a casual ✨middle finger✨ and the caption:
“I’m a dad that’s not to be f–ked with 🖕”
SIR. THIS IS A CHURCH GROUP.
Wife-slash-model-slash-full-time slay queen Hailey Bieber immediately liked the post, which is code for: “Yeah, that’s MY zaddy.”
Let’s not forget, Miss Hailey JUST made her Mother’s Day debut last month with rare baby pics of their tiny overlord, Baby Jack (born August 22, 2024, aka Leo baby, obviously dramatic). And last week? Justin was straight-up snuggling Jack like a rom-com dad montage. We cry.
So yes, the Biebers are now fully in their parenting era—less clubbing, more cuddles (but still maybe a little petty). And in case you missed it, Justin recently went DEFCON 1 on beach paparazzi who tried snapping him while he was just trying to exist shirtlessly. Let the man vibe!!
Anyway, Happy Father’s Day to the man who gave us “Baby,” and now has an actual one. 🍼👶✨
Okay so picture this: you’re Shakira. Your hips don’t lie, your hair looks like a shampoo commercial 24/7, and your accent is hotter than the sun. You move to America at 19, ready to vibe, thrive, and maybe drop a few iconic bops like “She Wolf.” But instead of glitter and Grammys, you get stress, ICE vans, and Donald Trump yelling about walls. Cute!!
Queen of belly rolls and activism, Shakira La Legend just pulled a full mic-drop interview with BBC News where she got very real about what it’s like being an immigrant in America. Spoiler alert: it’s not giving “land of the free,” it’s giving “anxiety at every checkpoint.”
“Living in the U.S. right now feels like hiding in a haunted house, but the ghosts are ICE agents,” she basically said.
Back in the day, teenage Shakira learned English by reading Leonard Cohen, Walt Whitman, and Bob Dylan. Yes, the woman who wrote “hips don’t lie” also read poetry like she was in an AP Lit class. Iconic behavior.
But fast-forward to now? Homegirl says immigrants are living in constant fear, thanks to policies that feel like they were written during an episode of The Purge. She’s watching what’s going down and she’s not about to keep quiet while people are being treated like expired yogurt.
“A country can change its immigration policies,” she said, “but people should always be treated with basic human decency. You know, like… humans?? Not gremlins??”
Oh, and remember when she scooped up a Grammy earlier this year? Did she thank her glam team? Her vocal coach? Nah. She dedicated it to immigrants everywhere, basically telling them: “You’re magic. You’re worthy. And yes, I will throw elbows for you if needed.”
Moral of the story? Shakira’s hips don’t lie, but neither does her heart. 💛
WARNING: This article contains dangerously high levels of feels, dad jokes, and heart emojis. Viewer discretion is advised.
David “Forever Fine at 50” Beckham just dropped a Father’s Day post so emotional it made our iced lattes cry. The retired soccer legend, underwear model, and certified DILF™ took to Instagram to remind the world that being a dad is his ultimate goal—get it? Like soccer goals? Okay, moving on.
The post, which might as well be framed in gold and hung in the Louvre next to the Mona Lisa, featured a love letter to his four adorable spawn with style queen Victoria Beckham: Brooklyn (aka the married one), Romeo (aka the model one), Cruz (aka the musical one), and Harper (aka the princess of the universe).
Here’s what Sir Daddy Bex wrote, and yes, it’s giving TEARS:
“My most important & favourite job in life is being a dad… I’m so proud of all of you and like daddy (sorry boys) tells you every single day I will always be here for you no matter what.”
Cue dramatic Gen Z gasp.
He also threw in a shoutout to Posh Spice herself, saying:
“Mummy thank you for doing the most important part and making me a father. There is no greater gift in life than making me a dad.”
Okay but like—WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS IN HERE???
The post ended with four sparkly pink hearts, a bunch of tags, and a whole lot of vibes. 🩷🩷🩷🩷
Meanwhile, his children were out here in the comments section like it’s a family group chat:
Romeo replied: “You mean the world to us and inspire us every single day dad I love you.” Cruz was straight up weeping: “Love you always 🤍🤍🤍🤍”
No word from Brooklyn yet, probably busy doing couple things with Nicola Peltz while holding hands on a beach or something.
Anyway, happy Father’s Day to the king of kicks, love notes, and tight white tees. David Beckham, you’re not just a dad. You’re Daddy.
BREAKING: David Beckham Enters Full Daddy Mode, Leaves Internet Crying, Screaming, Throwing Up (In a Cute Way Tho)BREAKING: David Beckham Enters Full Daddy Mode, Leaves Internet Crying, Screaming, Throwing Up (In a Cute Way Tho)
STOP EVERYTHING. The royal children — yes, the tiny monarchs-in-training — have literally snatched the Instagram and given their dad the cutest cyber shoutout this side of Buckingham Palace. And it’s so wholesome, we’re actually malfunctioning.
On Sunday (a.k.a. Hot Dad Appreciation Day), Prince George (11), Princess Charlotte (10), and the human firecracker known as Prince Louis (7) went full Gen Alpha and took over the Wales’ IG account to scream:
“Happy Father’s Day, Papa (before and after!) We love you! G, C & L ❤️”
Like, who gave these royal munchkins admin access??? AND WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD AT THIS???
The post came with sun-drenched pics of Prince William being a total dad icon — arm draped around his trio of chaos babies, lounging in grass like a J.Crew ad, and smiling like someone who hasn’t just been tackled by Prince Louis 38 seconds earlier. 📸 Shoutout to Josh Shinner (aka royal family’s fave photographer) for capturing the pre-tickle-fight serenity.
BTW, if you missed it, this fam just made a ✨ full-blown public appearance ✨ last week at the 2025 Trooping the Colour, aka King Charles’ birthday flex parade. Prince Louis was probably plotting his next mischief move from the palace balcony.
Final verdict: the Prince of Dad-dom has been emotionally ambushed by tiny humans with WiFi, and we LOVE to see it.
Okay so, pause the TikTok scroll real quick, because things just went full telenovela in Joshua Tree and yes, Cher is involved. ICONIC MOTHER. DRAMA. CACTI. STRAP IN.
Cher’s son — yes, THEE Cher, goddess of wigs and immortality — Elijah Blue Allman (48 years young and still being messy) just got rushed to the hospital after reportedly overdosing in the desert. Like, literally Joshua Tree. Who overdoses there? That’s a place for sage burning, hot yoga, and crying under the stars — not doing the ultimate “I’ve fallen and I can’t vibe up” moment.
According to the spiritual gossip oracles over at TMZ, Elijah is still alive (bless) and getting VIP hospital care. Like, nurses probably put on glitter gloves just for him. Word on the psychic hotline is: he’s lucky to be alive. And tbh? No lies detected.
No one knows what he took, but considering the setting, it was probably something between a cactus juice smoothie and full-on intergalactic moon dust. 😵💫✨
Cher is reportedly in full mama bear mode, probably flying in on a private helicopter shaped like a disco ball, screaming “DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DRUGS?!” She’s doing everything to help him — including trying to slap a conservatorship on him earlier this year like she’s the gay Britney Spears reboot we never knew we needed.
Elijah, for his part, said “nah mom, I got this,” back when she tried to legally take the aux cord to his life in early 2024. But now? Umm… do you though, Elijah? Do you got this?
Wishing him a speedy recovery, less drama, and maybe some juice that’s not laced with mystery desert pixie dust.
Auntie Kathy Bates — yes, the queen who smashed ankles in Misery and your hearts in American Horror Story — almost quit Hollywood to become a mysterious lady in a beret sipping espresso in France. 🥐🎭
But then… BOOM. ✨Plot twist✨
In a spicy sit-down for Variety’s “Actors on Actors” (aka Celebs Trauma Dump With Vibes), Kathy spilled the ancient tea with Billy Bob Thornton (who, let’s be real, always looks like he’s either about to start a jazz band or rob a train). And what she said? ICONIC.
“I didn’t even watch the original Matlock,” Kathy said, clutching her pearls and our collective nostalgia. “People kept asking and I was like… girl, no. I peeped a couple episodes for homework, but our version is giving ✨new era✨ not retirement home rerun.”
She said she felt like the role was literally made for her. And get this: the network originally wanted Matlock to be some 30-something TikTok-core great-great-granddaughter of the OG Andy Griffith. But then show creator Jennie Snyder Urman took a stroll, maybe got possessed by the spirit of wisdom, and boom — she decided to write about older women feeling invisible.
Cue Kathy Bates popping out of the void like: “Did someone say ‘undervalued aging queen’? 👑”
At first, Kathy wasn’t into it. “I thought it was just gonna be another episode-of-the-week situation,” she confessed while sipping metaphorical chamomile. “I was like, meh. Should I just pack it up, sell my house, and go become an iconic ex-actress ghosting people in the French countryside?”
But THEN. The twist. The last page of the script hit her like a double espresso and a surprise Oscar nomination.
“I got to the end and I was like, OH??? I’M IN. This role? This is my Roman Empire.”
Kathy admitted she felt like Hollywood was putting her in tiny little background roles in big fancy movies that nobody was watching — like she was some gorgeous extra in her own career. And for a hot minute, she was seriously about to ghost the whole industry and flee to croissant land.
BUT! Now she’s Matlock-ing her way into Gen Z’s hearts, solving crimes and slaying ageism at the same damn time. 🔍💅
So if you ever feel invisible, underappreciated, or like you’re about to emotionally spiral into a one-way trip to Paris, just remember: Kathy Bates almost did too — and now she’s serving legal looks and murder mystery realness on your screens like a 76-year-old boss witch.
Y’all, sit DOWN and strap in—because Josh “Daddy Deluxe” Duhamel just confessed he’s been hitting the ultimate life cheat code: Testosterone Replacement Therapy. Yep, the 52-year-old actor slash rugged canyon cowboy slash diaper-duty-dad is juicing up… medically.
🧪💉Let’s get into it—’cause Papa Josh ain’t just aging, he’s aging like the hot version of wine.
🌟“I Got My Mojo Back… Literally.”
Josh said one day he woke up and was like, “Hmm, why do I feel like a used napkin?” So he got tested and BOOM—turns out his testosterone levels were lower than his Rotten Tomatoes score in Transformers 5.
But now? He’s rolling in the dirt with his kids, feeling young, fresh, and one hair flip away from doing a backflip into a protein shake. ✨“It changed my world,” he said. MOOD.
🧬About That Brand Tho—Gatlan Health
Josh isn’t just here for vibes. He’s here with a brand. Gatlan Health wants to help dudes not turn into sad couch potatoes who eat hot chips and lie. It’s meds, yes, but also #Mindset. Think: “Gym bro meets therapist energy.”
🍼Wait, He Just Had Another Baby?!
At 52. A new baby. Still changing diapers. And not even mad about it. One of his friends apparently said “BRO. You’re still wiping butts?” and Josh was like “YEAH AND I’M VIBING.”
Honestly, king.
🎥Still Doing Action Movies While We Can’t Even Do 3 Pushups
Josh didn’t think he’d be a full-on action hero and a toddler dad in his 50s, but look at him go. Meanwhile, we’re winded from carrying groceries. He’s out here doing stunt flips with a baby monitor clipped to his belt.
🧠Longevity Goals: “I Don’t Wanna Be 100 If I Can’t Twerk”
Okay, maybe he didn’t say “twerk,” but he DID say:
“I don’t want to be 100 years old if I’m, you know, bedridden…”
Instead, he wants to live longer and stronger, and TBH SAME. If we’re not 90 and still dancing at the club with a glitter cane and orthopedic drip, what’s the point?
❤️Testosterone = Relationship Flex
Josh said TRT makes him a better dad, better bro, better boss, and let’s not lie—probably a better you-know-what in the bedroom. His wife Audra is apparently THRIVING. He’s got energy. He’s got drive. He’s got… hormones doing cartwheels.
😴 What Happens When He Stops the Juice?
Josh said being off it is like going from Beyoncé to… background dancer #4. Less energy. More jiggle. Mood swings that hit harder than a Marvel reboot. So yeah—he’s staying on it. Smart man.
💸And Yeah, He’s Invested
Literally. He’s putting his money where his testosterone is and backing the whole industry. “It’s not just for dudes,” he says. He believes this can help everyone level up. Even you, Kyle, with the crusty hoodie and 3 hours of sleep.
Josh Duhamel is turning back the clock, changing diapers, doing stunts, and slinging testosterone like it’s Gatorade. Daddy’s got the juice. And we? We’re just trying to keep up.
Y’ALL. The 2025 Tony Awards just pulled off the most iconic Oprah prank since… well, Oprah herself handed out real-life cars like Tic Tacs back in 2004. And the best part? She loved it. Yes, queen behavior. Yes, full-circle slay. Yes, we’re screaming. 😭🙌
So here’s what went down on Broadway’s bougiest night: Cynthia Erivo (Tony host, theater goddess, and lowkey prankster) strutted up to Oprah in the middle of the show like, “Miss O, check under your seat.” GASP. We thought she was gonna pull out a Tony award, a golden puppy, maybe a portal to Narnia—but NO. Sis pulled out a gift bag like it was December 25th at a billionaire’s mansion.
Inside? Junior Mints (yum), Haribo Goldbears (classy), and then BAM—a tiny red TOY CAR. The crowd LOST IT. Cynthia yelled “YOU GET A CAR!” and Oprah cackled like someone had just invented bread. The whole theater turned into a flashback episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show: Turbo Mode™.
Enter Gayle King—bestie, confidante, the human equivalent of a designer handbag—and she confirmed to IconicHipster.com what we already knew deep in our meme-loving souls: Oprah ate it UP. “She loved that,” Gayle said. “It’s such an iconic thing.” Uhhh yeah, like Beyoncé at the Super Bowl, but with more horsepower.
Oh, and plot twist: Gayle knew about the bit in advance. SHE WAS IN ON IT. “I loved that moment,” she admitted, probably while sipping something sparkling in a silk blouse. Truly, the girlies are winning.
Quick history lesson for Gen Z and Alpha: Back in 2004, Oprah did the car giveaway. She handed out 276 Pontiac G-6s like they were Skittles, then shouted the now-immortal words: “YOU get a car! YOU get a car! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!” Arms flying, audience crying, wigs on the floor. And thus, a meme was born. A pop culture artifact. A moment etched into history with glittery eyeliner and a glitterier soul.
Now, over 20 years later, a toy car just brought it all zooming back. Literal full-circle vibes. And honestly? We’re obsessed.
Also? Side note: Oprah once wore a red Celine suit to that giveaway and Gayle hated it, but Oprah was like, “it matched the bows so mind your business.” Icon behavior.
So, yes. Broadway went Broadway. Oprah got fake-pranked with a toy car. Gayle spilled the tea. And somewhere, a Pontiac G-6 just shed a single tear of relevance.
Some people wake up and make toast. Gwyneth Paltrow wakes up, rips off her top, and serves five-star thirst and breakfast at the same time. Multitasking queen behavior.
On June 14th (aka National Shirtless Sausage Day now), our Goopy Goddess, 52-year-old Gwyneth “I-sold-you-a-vagina-scented-candle-and-you-loved-it” Paltrow decided to casually drop a topless breakfast video on Instagram. Why? Because she CAN. And because eggs taste better when served with side-boob. That’s science.
🌞THE MORNING ROUTINE WE ALL DESERVE🌞
The video starts with Gwyneth living her best coastal grandma life: white linen pajamas, slow sips of coffee, vibes straight out of an indie film no one understands. But then—BAM—cut to Gwynnie standing at the stove completely topless, cooking like it’s a Food Network fever dream.
The meal? A “Tuscan-inspired high-protein boyfriend breakfast.” Ingredients included sausage from a sexy butcher (probably), white beans, spinach, cherry tomatoes, and eggs — all stirred together like she’s auditioning for MasterChef: Sexy Edition.
And the soundtrack? Prince’s “Starfish and Coffee.” Because obviously this was going to be chaotic good from start to finish.
👀 COMMENTS SECTION = ABSOLUTE MAYHEM 👀
Jennifer Garner, who probably dropped her phone and screamed, slid into the comments like:
“Can I be your boyfriend?”
Same, Jennifer. Get in line.
Another fan:
“Yum! Food looks good too ❤️”
Translation: “You look hot and we’re trying to be polite about it.”
And someone else just said:
“You are a vibe.”
Understatement of the year.
🏖️ GWYNETH’S SUMMER ERA = THRIVING 🏖️
Oh, and if that wasn’t enough soft-core luxury content for you, Gwynnie was just spotted yachting around Capri with her husband Brad Falchuk and bestie Edward Norton. That’s right — she’s feeding us topless breakfasts and boat photos like she’s starring in the Gen Z reboot of The Talented Mr. Ripley.
Outfit recap? Minimal gold jewelry, black swimsuit, Wayfarer sunglasses, and a Gucci tote — because even when she’s half-naked, the look is giving “rich Italian widow with a dark past.”
👨🍳 THE “BOYFRIEND BREAKFAST” SAGA CONTINUES 👨🍳
This isn’t Gwyneth’s first time cooking food for an imaginary man. Back in May, she made pancakes in her pajamas while dancing to Coldplay’s “Strawberry Swing” — yes, THAT Coldplay, fronted by her ex-husband Chris Martin. She even called that dish a “boyfriend breakfast” too. So basically, either she has 17 boyfriends or she’s been inventing them for content. Honestly? Queen move.
🎬 THE VERDICT:
Gwyneth Paltrow is topless, cooking, possibly summoning exes through eggs, and feeding the internet delulu fantasies. We support this. We crave this. We are spiritually nourished.
Whew. Call the judges. This isn’t just a gymnastics feud — it’s basically The Real Olympians of Vault County, and it’s messier than a leotard full of glitter and regret.
So here’s the sitch: Olympic gymnast MyKayla Skinner, 28, has vaulted out of the shadows to throw some serious shade at her former teammate and GOAT-in-chief Simone Biles, also 28. And honestly? It’s giving Mean Girls: Balance Beam Edition.
Skinner popped up on the Fox News-y vibes of One America News (which is like if cable news drank Monster and listened to Kid Rock) to declare that Simone “belittled, dismissed, and ostracized” her back when they were Olympic teammates. Girl, did she take your chalk or your man? We need details.
But wait—it gets spicier.
MyKayla is now out here publicly stanning Riley Gaines, the former swimmer turned full-time anti-trans commentator, because apparently the world needed more people fighting about who can jump higher in spandex. Biles had clapped back at Gaines earlier, calling her a “sore loser” and suggesting maybe, just maybe, bullying trans kids wasn’t the Olympic sport Gaines thought it was.
Simone’s exact quote (and yes, she went there) was:
“You’re truly sick… No one in sports is safe with you around!!!!!”
💅 Drag her, Simone.
Anyway, MyKayla said “not on my watch!” and posted a dramatic statement where she basically said, “Simone made me feel like a background extra in my own life,” and that the pressure to stay silent was so big it could’ve done a floor routine on its own.
She also tried to backflip into martyr mode, saying:
“We should be lifting each other up, not tearing one another down.”
Which would be sweet if she wasn’t also simultaneously trashing the entire 2024 USA women’s gymnastics team in a deleted YouTube video where she claimed:
“The girls just don’t work as hard anymore.”
Okay grandma, let’s put the protein shake down.
Simone, of course, responded with the energy of someone who’s been on Oprah, Wheaties boxes, and space-level anxiety meds, simply saying on Threads:
“Not everyone needs a mic and a platform.”
😬 Mic. Dropped. Into a pit of chalk dust.
Let’s not forget: all of this chaos is happening in the middle of a real political fight over trans athletes in sports. A 16-year-old trans track star, AB Hernandez, just won big in California, and the actual U.S. government is now involved. Meanwhile, the girlies are out here doing triple flips and Twitter beefs like it’s a new Olympic event.
🎭 TL;DR:
Simone Biles is out here defending the trans community and being unbothered in gold medals.
MyKayla Skinner is in her feelings, her group chat, and probably a HomeGoods scented candle aisle.
Riley Gaines is still mad about losing a swim meet.
And honestly? We just want to see the Group Floor Routine version of all this. Sponsored by Red Bull.
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