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🚨Emma Stone Gets Alien-Napped by Meth Damon in New Movie and We’re Freaking Out🚨

Okay so imagine this: you’re a girlboss CEO, slaying your little power suit and sipping overpriced matcha when BAM—you get kidnapped by two dudes who think you’re an alien plotting to destroy Earth. That’s basically the entire plot of Bugonia, the newest cinematic fever dream from director Yorgos “I Only Make Vibes” Lanthimos. 🎬👽

Yes babes, the Bugonia trailer just dropped and it’s giving Black Mirror meets Rick and Morty with a side of ✨Oscar bait✨.

Starring Emma “I’ve Won Every Award” Stone, Jesse Plemons (aka Meth Damon, aka the most terrifying man to politely kidnap you), plus Aidan Delbis, Stavros Halkias (yes, the comedian with chaotic uncle energy), and THE Alicia Silverstone (Cher Horowitz in her villain era???), this movie is already giving top-tier delulu.

Plot TL;DR: Two unhinged guys with tinfoil hats kidnap a CEO (Emma) because they think she’s an alien queen set on world domination. And honestly? Based on her bone structure and that stare? I believe them. 👽💅

Also this is Emma and Yorgos’ fourth movie together. Like… are they the new Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter? Discuss. 😤

Meanwhile, Emma’s booked and busy—she’s also starring in Ari Aster’s new acid trip of a film Eddington with Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal, and Austin “Lips” Butler. That one drops July 18 and we already know it’s gonna wreck our mental health (in a sexy way).

🗓️ Bugonia crash-lands in select theaters October 24 and goes full alien invasion on October 31. Mark your calendars, charge your crystals, and trust NO ONE. 🛸💥

#EmmaStoneIsAnAlien #BugoniaBrainRot #JessePlemonsScaresMe

🚨 Anna Wintour Yeets Herself Out of Vogue Throne After 37 Years – Is Fashion Even Real Now?! 💅🕶️

BREAKING: The woman who invented sunglasses indoors and judging people silently is officially stepping down as Vogue’s Editor-in-Chief after ruling fashion like a high-glam Game of Thrones villain since 1987. 😱👑

Yup, 75-year-old icon/ice queen/grand sorceress of slay Anna Wintour just told the Vogue staff she’s hanging up her editor-in-chief crown (but like, not her Prada). And after THIRTY. SEVEN. YEARS. of running the fashion world with one hair strand out of place (maximum), she’s finally hitting “shuffle” on her life playlist. 🎧🧵

But don’t get it twisted—Anna’s not going full grandma mode and disappearing to knit sweaters in the Alps. Nah, she’s still staying at Condé Nast in her other infinity gauntlet roles: Global Chief Content Officer AND Global Editorial Director. Basically, she’s still the final boss for magazines like Wired, GQ, Vanity Fair, Allure, Bon Appétit, and like half the internet. 🤯📚💄🍝

The official reason? She wants to spend “more time supporting the markets equally.” Translation: fashion world tour incoming. She’s about to teleport from Paris to Tokyo with a passport full of attitude and a suitcase full of judgment. ✈️🧳🌍

Who’s taking over her legendary seat at Vogue? Literally nobody knows yet, but the competition’s gonna be fiercer than a TikTok dance-off during Fashion Week. 👠💃

Stay tuned. Anna may have taken one step down—but her heels are still higher than your GPA. #WintourIsComing #EditorExit #VogueDrama #FashionApocalypse #NewEraIncoming

🚨KIM K, KYLIE & THE GLAM SQUAD INVADE ITALY FOR BEZOS’ BILLIONAIRE BONANZA!🚨

BREAKING: The Kardashian-Jenner girlies just touched down in Venice like it’s Fashion Week meets the Met Gala meets The Hunger Games: Rich People Edition. That’s right—Kim, Khloé, Kylie, Kendall, and Mothership Kris Jenner herself just strutted into Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez’s pre-wedding bash like they were the final bosses of luxury.

🎯Location? A closed cloister next to the actual Madonna dell’Orto church. Translation: medieval nun vibes, but make it couture.

💅Transportation? Yachts? Helicopters? Teleportation? No, sweetie. They arrived in boats. Because Venice. And also because Bezos doesn’t do boring. Kim, Khloé, Kris, and Sugar Daddy-In-Chief Corey Gamble were sharing one floating flex machine, while Kylie and Kendall rode in their own separate little Prada gondola situation (we assume).

🕵️‍♀️Conspicuously absent? Kourtney Kardashian. Maybe she had a PTA meeting. Maybe she’s allergic to billionaires. We don’t know. We respect her mystery.

Oh, and don’t forget—this whole glamboree is just the welcome party. The main wedding hasn’t even happened yet. Which means we are one sequin away from a Dolce & Gabbana-level meltdown. 😭✨

PS: Last month, Kim & Kris also crashed Lauren Sanchez’s Parisian bachelorette weekend, so clearly they’re on the Billionaire Bridal World Tour. Next stop? Probably Mars. If Elon RSVPs.

#RichGirlEnergy #KardashiansTakeVenice #BezosWeddingDrama #ICONIC

🚨KIM K, KYLIE & THE GLAM SQUAD INVADE ITALY FOR BEZOS’ BILLIONAIRE BONANZA!🚨
🚨KIM K, KYLIE & THE GLAM SQUAD INVADE ITALY FOR BEZOS’ BILLIONAIRE BONANZA!🚨
🚨KIM K, KYLIE & THE GLAM SQUAD INVADE ITALY FOR BEZOS’ BILLIONAIRE BONANZA!🚨

🚨BEZOS WEDDING BONANZA: Jeff & Lauren Sanchez Hit the Canals Serving Billionaire Realness in Venice! 🚤💸👰‍♀️

Jeff “I Own the Internet” Bezos and his fiancée Lauren “Serving Space Barbie” Sanchez just crash-landed in Venice like it’s their personal runway and we’re all just extras in their pre-wedding rom-com.

On Wednesday night (aka the teaser trailer before their Big Fat Tech Wedding), the lovebirds were spotted leaving their hotel and hopping into a water taxi like it’s Uber XL for the ultra-rich. Their destination? The Palazzo Brandolini—basically a palace but make it Italian and mega exclusive. Yeah, we don’t know her either, but she sounds expensive.

Jeff, 61, stepped out looking like a Bond villain turned fashion daddy in a black suit, cream shirt, and sunglasses at night, because the sun never sets on Bezos Time™. Lauren, 55, came to slay in a one-shoulder black and silver striped dress that screamed, “Yes, I’m marrying a trillionaire and I look hot doing it.”

Their big “I do” moment is set for Saturday, June 28, but plot twist: they reportedly had to switch venues. Originally set for the Scuola Grande della Misericordia (say that three times fast), the wedding plans hit a lil snag. No word yet if it was double-booked by a Kardashian gender reveal or cursed by a Venetian ghost, but we’re watching 👀

Stay tuned for the full Bezos Wedding Cinematic Universe™ coming to a yacht near you.

#JeffBezos #LaurenSanchez #BezosWeddingTakeover #RichPeopleThings #VenetianVibes #BridezillaButMakeItBillionaire

🚨BEZOS WEDDING BONANZA: Jeff & Lauren Sanchez Hit the Canals Serving Billionaire Realness in Venice! 🚤💸👰‍♀️
🚨BEZOS WEDDING BONANZA: Jeff & Lauren Sanchez Hit the Canals Serving Billionaire Realness in Venice! 🚤💸👰‍♀️
🚨BEZOS WEDDING BONANZA: Jeff & Lauren Sanchez Hit the Canals Serving Billionaire Realness in Venice! 🚤💸👰‍♀️

BREAKING: Taylor Swift Buys GIANT Friendship Bracelet Bigger Than Your House for $13K Because… Why Not?! 💅🎀

Okay. Pause your scrolling. Put your phone down (actually don’t). Because Mother just bought the biggest friendship bracelet in the entire known universe. Like, literally. It’s the size of a space worm from Dune.

During her Eras Tour stop in New Orleans, a MASSIVE 140-foot-long, 7-foot-tall inflatable friendship bracelet was casually hanging out on the Caesars Superdome like it owned the place—and now it actually kinda does, because Taylor Swift’s company Firefly Entertainments Inc. just dropped $13,000 on it. Yup. Thirteen. Thousand. Dollars. For a bracelet. That you cannot even wear. Because it is BIGGER THAN A SCHOOL BUS.

Apparently, Firefly (aka TayTay’s real-life version of Men in Black) is now responsible for picking up and shipping this rubbery behemoth. Imagine opening your front door to find that thing in your driveway. Someone’s HOA is about to file a complaint. 💀

The bracelet was dreamed up by New Orleans marketing genius Abby Jones and brought to life by artist Shawn Kolodny (who was clearly like, “Let’s make this inflatable so large it blocks out the sun”). The bracelet went viral, traveled city to city, and collected more awards than Zendaya during Euphoria season one.

Even Taylor herself shouted it out during her shows in NOLA. So now, naturally, she owns it. Duh.

Let’s be real—if Taylor Swift wants a giant friendship bracelet, Taylor Swift gets a giant friendship bracelet. The rest of us? We get the little ones from Claire’s and pray they don’t snap after 3 wears.

#SwiftieSupremacy #InflatableInsanity #ErasTourEgoBracelet

🚨STITCH WRECKS THE INTERNET: ‘LILO & STITCH 2’ IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING AND NO ONE IS SAFE🚨

Disney just unleashed chaos with a capital CUTE because Lilo & Stitch 2 is officially in the oven and baking at 626° 🔥

Yes, baby, you heard that right. The live-action version of everyone’s fave alien troublemaker that made \$914 MILLION (like?? rent is due but Stitch out here buying planets??) is getting a SEQUEL. Cue screaming. Cue Elvis. Cue the island-themed emotional breakdowns.

The announcement dropped on June 26 aka 626 Day (duh, Stitch is Experiment 626 and Disney LOVES a pun more than we love procrastinating). And how did they break the news? Not with a boring press release, oh no no.

We got a teaser video of STITCH whipping around the Disney studio lot in his hot pink Barbie Jeep™ like he just robbed a Build-A-Bear. He literally screeches, “STITCH WANT. STITCH WANT,” before carving “Lilo and Stitch 2” into the asphalt like a gremlin with a vengeance.

And Disney? Just casually tweets, “Should’ve known he couldn’t keep a secret.” UMM YEAH HE’S A CHAOS GREMLIN, THAT’S HIS WHOLE THING.

Anyway. Pack your emotional support Pudge the Fish plushie and prepare for more alien madness, Hawaiian chaos, and potentially another scene that makes you cry in public (again). Lilo & Stitch 2 is coming and we are NOT emotionally ready.

🧃🌴 #StitchSnatchedMyEdges #LiloAndStitch2 #626DayExploded

🚨KATY & ORLANDO UNPLUG THE LOVE WIFI AFTER 9 YEARS—THE ENGAGEMENT IS CANCELLED, BABY!🚨

Okay, pause the playlist, because the tea just boiled over, exploded, and took the entire kitchen with it: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have officially hit the “unsubscribe” button on their relationship after NINE chaotic, glittery, firework-filled years.

Yes, Orlando “still hot like it’s 2005” Bloom, 48, and Katy “I kissed a girl and ghosted my fiancé” Perry, 40, are no longer engaged. They’ve returned that metaphorical ring to sender—Valentine’s Day 2019, we hardly knew ye.

Rumors were already sprinting around the internet like toddlers on sugar, but then TMZ dropped the real mic: Orlando showed up to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s space-themed wedding solo. And not just solo—he had “single guy at rich people wedding” energy. No Katy. No glitter. No whipped cream bra. Just Bloom, blooming alone.

These two first locked eyes and maybe lips back in 2016. Then they did that thing where you break up to prove a point in 2017, realized dating apps suck, and rekindled that romance harder than a Sims woohoo animation. Then BOOM—engaged on Valentine’s Day, welcomed baby Daisy in 2020, and now… well, they just logged off.

And no, neither of them have said a single word about it publicly. Probably too busy avoiding each other in the Whole Foods parking lot.

✨So here lies another celebrity love saga: born in flirtation, raised on red carpets, and ended… in Bezos’ wedding shadow. RIP #KatyLando (or #OrKat? idk).✨

#LoveIsDead #KatyAndOrlandoSplit #SingleAndScandalous

🚨KATY & ORLANDO UNPLUG THE LOVE WIFI AFTER 9 YEARS—THE ENGAGEMENT IS CANCELLED, BABY!🚨

🚨 Travis Kelce Just Screamed ‘TURN ME UP TAY TAY’ and the Internet Is MELTING Like a McFlurry in July 🚨

Okay so THIS is not a drill: Travis Kelce—aka Mr. Football, aka Chief of the Chiefs, aka Taylor Swift’s 6’5” Golden Retriever Boyfriend—just went full Swiftie on Instagram and the girlies (and the boys, and the aliens) are collectively LOSING IT.

Here’s the tea: Queen Taylor Swift appeared unannounced (like a pop culture tornado in sparkly boots) at the Tight End & Friends concert on Tuesday night in Nashville, and belted out “Shake It Off” with country heartthrob Kane Brown like she was casually summoning world peace with a mic.

The NFL posted the moment and Travis slithered into the comments like a proud hype man in love, screaming:

“TURN ME UP TAY TAY!!!”

No punctuation. Just pure, chaotic, lovey-dovey testosterone.

And the internet?? Cooked. Fried. Scrambled. Burnt. People are out here making fan edits, writing wedding vows, and tattooing “Turn Me Up Tay Tay” on their foreheads in Comic Sans.

Oh, and in case you forgot, this was Taylor’s first performance since wrapping the Eras Tour AND since dropping $360 million like pocket change to buy back her music masters. Power couple alert??? They’re giving Beyoncé & Jay-Z if Jay-Z was a tight end with a foam finger and zero chill.

Meanwhile, poor Kane Brown was out here like:

“When you think you’re the special guest BUT you’re not 😂”

King, you were the opening act for a living Grammy. It’s okay.

So yeah. Travis is whipped. Taylor is back. And we are once again witnessing the greatest rom-com the NFL has ever sponsored.

#TurnMeUpTayTay #KelSwift4Ever #TaylorNationGoneWild

🚨 Travis Kelce Just Screamed ‘TURN ME UP TAY TAY’ and the Internet Is MELTING Like a McFlurry in July 🚨

🚨DIDDY DITCHES HALF HIS DRAMA?! The Wildest Plot Twist Since Gossip Girl Went Off Air🚨

Sean “Diddy” Combs’ courtroom saga just did a full-on cha-cha slide and prosecutors are now moonwalking away from some of the mess—but not all of it, bestie. Let’s break it down like we’re spilling tea at a slumber party with popcorn and receipts. 🎤💥🧃

So originally, Diddy was facing charges that made it sound like he was the final boss in a GTA side mission: kidnapping, attempted arson, and being the ringleader in a full-on sex trafficking ring. Basically, Law & Order: Bad Boy Edition. BUT—plot twist—prosecutors suddenly went, “Wait, delete delete delete,” and are dropping some of those juicy charges like a bad mixtape.

According to TMZ (a.k.a. the Oracle of Celebrity Chaos™️), the feds told the judge, “Yeah… about that kidnapping stuff… we can’t really prove it.” Which means the whole Capricorn Clark lie detector test jewel heist mini-movie? ✂️ Snip snip. And the alleged “Diddy blew up Kid Cudi’s car in a Cassie-fueled meltdown” storyline? 🚗💣 GONE. Like, not even a spark left.

But don’t grab your gavel and call it case closed just yet—because sex trafficking is still very much on the table. Prosecutors just trimmed off the “aiding and abetting” part like they’re editing a group project to get an A.

And THEN things got extra spicy: they want the jury to know that consent can be taken back (DUH), and just because someone got paid doesn’t mean it wasn’t forced labor. Basically, if you’re imagining a sexy version of The Hunger Games, you’re not far off. 👀🔥

Oh, and they’re making it very clear: sex trafficking doesn’t need chains or dollar bills flying in the air like a music video. Coercion can look real different, babes.

So TL;DR: Diddy’s legal team popped a few charges like bubble wrap, but the trial is still messier than a group chat after a breakup. Closing arguments are next, and it’s giving season finale energy. 🎬⚖️

#DiddyTrial #CourtroomChaos #DramaKing👑

M3GAN 2.0 Reviews Just Dropped and the Internet Is Having a Full-On Nervous Breakdown

🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE UNCANNY VALLEY: M3GAN is back, buffer than ever, and apparently has been bench-pressing trauma and sarcasm since the last movie. But guess what? Her new nemesis, Amelia, is basically if Siri took a pole-dancing class and then tried to delete humanity. So yeah, things are real.

The highly anticipated (and possibly possessed?) M3GAN 2.0 hits theaters June 27, and early reviews are in—and y’all, the critics are more divided than your group chat during Zodiac season.

Let’s recap the chaos:
It’s been two years since Gemma (aka Mommy of Mayhem, played by Allison Williams) built M3GAN, and now some tech bro stole the code and created Amelia, a new A.I. hottie with a superiority complex and probably a burner Twitter account. Amelia goes rogue, threatens humanity, and Gemma’s like “Welp… guess I’m reanimating my murder doll with a Wi-Fi upgrade.”

So M3GAN gets new firmware, a new attitude, and maybe a few new TikTok dances?? But can she slay (literally and fashionably) enough to stop Amelia?

Now here’s what the critics are screaming into the void:

🧟‍♀️ The Daily Beast is already throwing salt like it’s seasoning a rotisserie chicken:

“Switching genres in a futile effort to justify the series’ continued existence…”

Translation: They wanted Barbiecore horror, and got Fast & Furious: Doll Drift.

🤖 Digital Spy said:

“Fun to see M3GAN go full sass-bot, but definitely a downgrade.”

OKAY, but like… did they not see her do a death drop mid-homicide??

💅 Awards Watch pulled out their therapy notebook and wrote:

“It loses the perverse brilliance of the first one.”

Same, bestie. But also, this one has more explosions and slightly hotter robots sooo…

🎭 Variety is rooting for M3GAN’s next era:

“Overblown, amusing… here’s hoping M3GAN 3.0 is crazier.”

WE AGREE. M3GAN 3.0 better come with lasers, a Grammy, and a revenge arc.

🎤 IGN got a little gushy and said:

“Jenna Davis and Amie Donald slay, again. Amelia’s a worthy upgrade. Human actors? Still cute.”

Okay, that’s the nicest way to say “the doll carried.”

🦾 The Wrap is having a blast with the robot-on-robot action:

“Double the fun.”

We love a cyborg catfight. Slay-on-slay violence is the new self-care.

🔪 Bloody Disgusting lives up to its name and said:

“Higher body count, sneaky violence, still PG-13 but serving edge.”

So basically: it’s giving chaotic summer slasher, but with Bluetooth.

Final Vibe Check:
If you came for logic, turn around. If you came for chaos, glitter, sass, and murder choreography—buckle up, baddies. M3GAN 2.0 is serving AI fever dream with a side of “girl help, the algorithm’s alive.”

She’s beauty. She’s grace. She will decapitate you with a TikTok face.

#M3GAN2 #SlayBotSupremacy #AmeliaIsAFakeFriend

🚨JEFF BEZOS’ BILLIONAIRE WEDDING MOVED BECAUSE VENICE SAID “BOY, BYE!”🚨

Daddy Bezos and Queen Helicopter Lauren Sánchez were about to throw the most extra wedding bash Venice has EVER seen—like, Beyoncé-on-a-gondola-levels of drama—but now? 💅 The venue has been SNATCHED away like a Prime order during a lightning deal.

Originally, the plan was to turn the Scuola Grande della Misericordia (aka Hogwarts for rich people) into a Bezos Blowout™ on June 28. But Venice said: “NOPE. Not on my cobblestones.” 💀

Why? Well… apparently, protests + mega security = ancient city meltdown. People were big mad. Like Greenpeace-made-a-sign angry. And the sign?? Brutal. It read:
👉 “If you can rent Venice for your wedding, you can pay more tax.”
💅 OOF. That’s the Italian equivalent of flipping a billionaire the bird while sipping a Negroni.

So, Jeff and Lauren packed up their diamonds and backup helicopters and moved the party to The Arsenale—which you can only get to by BOAT. Like, full Pirates of the Caribbean vibes but make it luxury yacht coded.

Oh, and the actual ceremony? That’s going down at Chiesa della Madonna dell’Orto, which sounds super romantic but is now surrounded by more bodyguards than a Taylor Swift stadium tour. Seriously, Venice has turned into a full-on Fort Bezos™.

TL;DR:

  • Bezos tried to rent Venice.
  • Venice screamed “Eat the rich!!”
  • Wedding moved to a Bond villain lair that requires a BOAT.
  • Greenpeace is not here for this billionaire fairytale.

Stay tuned. If Beyoncé parachutes into the reception or Elon crashes the boat with a flamethrower, we’ll keep you updated. 💍🚤🔥
#BezosWeddingGate #VeniceIsClosed #EatTheRichButMakeItItalian

🚨JEFF BEZOS’ BILLIONAIRE WEDDING MOVED BECAUSE VENICE SAID “BOY, BYE!”🚨

🚨 COLIN JOST SLINGS BEERS & BREAKS BRAINS IN STATEN ISLAND: SCARLETT WHO?! 🍺💋

Saturday Night Live’s Colin Jost woke up and chose bartender-core for a night—and not like, “cute TikTok bartender who juggles bottles,” but full-on Staten Island suds slinger. Yeah, that man was out here serving Blue Moons like it was the final boss battle of a frat party.

This wasn’t a mid-life crisis (we think?), it was for some “Nothing Outshines a Blue Moon” campaign which sounds like a rejected Lana Del Rey album title but okayyyy 🍊✨. Colin posted a lil’ Instagram thirst trap (jk it was just promo but we all know he’s hot in a smart-dork way) trying to lure innocent citizens into Jody’s Club Forest for beer… and vibes.

Meanwhile, this all happened literally 24 hours after he was slaying a red carpet like a supportive husband prince™️ next to his queen, Scarlett Freaking Johansson, at the Jurassic World Rebirth premiere. (Yes, that’s the one where dinosaurs are back but so is the drama.)

AND HONEY—everybody’s talking about ScarJo locking lips with her co-star Jonathan Bailey on that carpet like it’s a deleted scene from Bridgerton: Jurassic Edition. Jonathan had to speak out like “Hey besties, it’s ACTING, pls chill.” 🦖💋

So just to recap: Colin Jost went from dino drama to draft beer in under 24 hours. King.

#BartenderBae #ScarJoScandal #BlueMoonMayhem 🍻🫣🦖

🚨 COLIN JOST SLINGS BEERS & BREAKS BRAINS IN STATEN ISLAND: SCARLETT WHO?! 🍺💋
🚨 COLIN JOST SLINGS BEERS & BREAKS BRAINS IN STATEN ISLAND: SCARLETT WHO?! 🍺💋

🦷 TOOTH OR DARE: LeAnn Rimes’ Teeth FLY OUT On Stage & She Just Kept Singing Like a QUEEN 👑💀

Picture this: you’re vibing at a concert, living your best yeehaw fantasy, when suddenly… LeAnn’s front teeth yeet themselves out of her mouth mid-note. Like. Mid. Note. 😭

Live from Washington: It’s “Can’t Fight the Moonlight (or Gravity)”

Miss LeAnn, 42 and flossin’ in every sense of the word, hit the stage in Washington to deliver her country-pop magic when—plot twist—her bridge (aka VIP dental real estate) decided to drop it like it’s hot. 💅

“So I’m belting out ‘One Way Ticket,’ giving it my all,” she spilled on Instagram, “and suddenly I feel this pop in my mouth.” Sis, that pop? HER FRONT TEETH NOPED OUT. Like they clocked out mid-shift. 💀💀💀

Tooth Emergency: Activated.

She panicked (same), hit us with a “Hold on y’all!” and RAN offstage to go do some impromptu DIY dentistry. No assistant. No dentist. Just raw, chaotic girlboss energy and possibly some double-sided tape.

Then, like a true stage warrior, she shoved those suckers BACK in and kept singing like nothing happened. 🫡 Imagine performing while your teeth play hide and seek with your soul.

“Can’t Fight the Moonlight”… Or Dental Drama

The best part? While singing that banger, her rogue chompers decided to ✨fall out AGAIN✨. They said, “One more time, for drama.” LeAnn just kept going, finger on her teeth, vibes in the sky, dignity? Long gone.

“Front row—get ready for a fly-by,” she warned. “If my teeth land in your drink, kindly rinse and return.” 💅😭

Queen Behavior Only 🪥👑

She posted a whole video about it on IG, saying, “The show must go on—even if your grill goes AWOL.” And tbh? She’s braver than every Marvel hero combined. Endgame WHO?

She even clowned herself in a cover of Miley Cyrus’ “More to Lose,” saying:

“Nothing more to lose when your teeth and dignity already dipped 💀😂”

Honestly, this woman just turned a full-blown dental disaster into a Grammy-worthy moment. Legends only. Teeth or no teeth, LeAnn stays booked, blessed, and BITING (unless gravity wins again).

#ToothGate2025 #BridgeOutBabes #LeAnnLegend

🚨AOC VS THE BILLIONAIRE DRAMA QUEENS: NYC MELTDOWN EDITION 💅🔥

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just yeeted herself straight into the billionaire drama pit, dragged the New York Post, and lit it up like a Yankee Stadium firework show. 🎆🍿

So here’s the piping hot tea:

Our girl AOC, 35, Congress slayer, and full-time capitalist slapper, woke up, sipped some iced oat milk espresso, and decided she had TIME. After Zohran Mamdani pulled a full political uno-reverse on Andrew “I’m Still Here Somehow?” Cuomo in the NYC mayoral primary, the New York Post did what it always does—freak out like your mom when she finds your burner TikTok.

And BABY, the headlines? Messier than your group chat at 2AM.

One front page screamed “RED ALERT” like aliens were invading, just because AOC won years ago. The other? “NYC SOS” with Zohran’s face like he’s a Marvel villain destroying the city with free healthcare and rent caps.

And AOC was like, “Hold up, not this tired billionaire fear-mongering storyline again.” She clapped back, serving anti-capitalist realness:

“Billionaires use the same scare tactics every time to divide working people. It’s all to create hysteria and keep us from achieving the affordable, dignified life we deserve,”

Translation: “Jeff Bezos, stop crying. We just want rent under \$10k a month and a MetroCard that doesn’t give us anxiety.” 🚇💀

She ended with, “We won’t fall for it anymore,” which is basically the leftist version of “you can’t sit with us.”

TL;DR:
The billionaires are scared. AOC’s unbothered. Zohran’s snatching elections. And the New York Post is spiraling harder than your ex after you started thriving. 😭🗞️

#AOCForPresident #EatTheRich #ZohranZaddyTakeover

🚨PEDRO PASCAL IS STRETCHING, JULIA GARNER IS SURFING, AND THE WORLD IS DOOMED: NEW FANTASTIC FOUR TRAILER IS STRAIGHT-UP COSMIC CHAOS🚨

Marvel just dropped the final trailer for The Fantastic Four: First Steps and—no exaggeration—our brains have officially melted into radioactive popcorn. This movie is giving retro-futuristic fever dream, space daddy drama, and America’s Got Superpowers all in one.

Imagine the 1960s, but, like, if your toaster could teleport you to another dimension and everyone wore metallic jumpsuits designed by Zendaya’s stylist. That’s the vibe.

👨‍🔬 Enter Reed Richards a.k.a. Mister Fantastic (played by Pedro “Daddy of the Multiverse” Pascal) who can stretch like Silly Putty on steroids.
👱‍♀️ Sue Storm a.k.a. Invisible Woman (Vanessa Kirby), who literally disappears when she’s annoyed—which, relatable.
🧱 Ben Grimm a.k.a. The Thing (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) is built like a brick house and emotionally unavailable.
🔥 And Johnny Storm a.k.a. Human Torch (Joseph Quinn), who is literally on fire and probably TikTok famous in-universe.

Now cue the galaxy-devouring chaos monster known as Galactus (played by Ralph Ineson, whose voice sounds like gravel soaked in whiskey and doom), and his super emo intergalactic Uber Eats delivery girl, Silver Surfer (Julia Garner, obviously giving chrome-core goddess energy).

Oh, and the Earth? Yeah, it’s on the menu.

This ain’t just a superhero flick—this is a full-on multiversal family therapy session with laser beams, fireballs, and space gods who have zero chill.

Other notable appearances include Paul Walter Hauser (probably cracking jokes mid-apocalypse), Natasha Lyonne (chain-smoking through a wormhole), and Sarah Niles (presumably judging everyone).

🗓️ Mark your calendars, tattoo the date on your soul, do whatever you gotta do:
The Fantastic Four: First Steps launches itself straight into theaters and your serotonin on July 25th.

Watch the trailer now unless you hate joy:
🎬🌀🛸💥

#FantasticFour #GalactusHasSnacks #MarvelPhase6 #PedroIsElasticDaddy #SilverSurferSlays

🚨BREAKING: Taylor Swift CRASHES NFL BRO-FEST, Sings ‘Shake It Off’ Like It’s the Super Bowl of Friendship🎤🏈💅

STOP. EVERYTHING. TAYLOR. SWIFT. JUST. SHOOK. A. STADIUM. TO. ITS. CORE.

Picture this: You’re vibing at “Tight Ends & Friends,” expecting cowboy hats, beer burps, and country twangs—and then BAM! Out of literally nowhere, Queen of Pop and certified glitter grenade 💣✨ Taylor Swift TELEPORTS onto the stage and drops “Shake It Off” like she’s headlining Coachella, the Super Bowl, and prom night at the same time.

This was her first performance since the Eras tour wrapped in December 2024, aka the last time Earth felt balanced. And she didn’t just appear. She materialized like a pop sorceress at the end of Kane Brown’s set after he casually asked, “Y’all mind if I summon a cultural earthquake?” (ok fine, he said “special guest” but SAME VIBES).

Crowd: already fainting
Stage: blessed by glitter angels
Travis Kelce: grinning like a boy who just won a Gatorade sponsorship and a girlfriend who’s Taylor Swift

Taylor, ever the poetic chaos queen, was like:

“You know what tight ends and musicians have in common? VIBES. So I was sittin’ there with Trav, sipping sparkly friendship juice, wondering, ‘How loud could this crowd SCREAM if I just went feral on stage real quick?’”

And guess what? She did. not. lie.

She snatched Chase Rice’s guitar like she was claiming the Iron Throne and dedicated her performance to the tight ends—not the body parts, the NFL dudes. Though let’s be honest, everyone’s tight end was shook. 😮‍💨

Kane Brown posted a pic with Travis and Tay and said, “When you THINK you’re the special guest but you’re just background vocals in Taylor Swift’s highlight reel 😂.” King was humbled.

FYI, this all happened at Tight End University, a beefy NFL boy boot camp founded by Travis Kelce, George Kittle, and Greg Olsen, where football bros go to bond, tackle stuff, and maybe cry a little in the sauna.

Meanwhile, Taylor showed up like it was gym class and she’s the final boss.

Roll the tape. Rewatch the video. Cry. Scream. Shake it off. Repeat.

#TightEndsAndTaylor #SwiftieTakeover #ShakeItOffApocalypse

🚨He Stole Burgers and Hearts?! Channing Tatum Becomes McCriminal Daddy in Bonkers New Movie ‘Roofman’ — Trailer Just Dropped!🍟❤️🎭

Channing Tatum just went full-blown felony in the new movie ‘Roofman’ — and yes, this is somehow based on a REAL PERSON and not a fever dream you had after eating too many Hot Cheetos.

So here’s the tea, fries: Channing Tatum plays Jeffrey Manchester — an ex-Army Ranger turned roof-hopping, fast food-looting legend who literally broke into McDonald’s by cutting HOLES IN THE ROOF. Like, sir, there are doors. But go off, Batman.

Anyway, he gets caught (because duh), escapes prison (casual), and moves into a deserted Toys “R” Us like it’s a Studio Ghibli film but make it ✨crimecore✨. He lives there for SIX MONTHS without getting caught. SIX. MONTHS. Meanwhile, I can’t sneak snacks into a movie theater without sounding like a raccoon in a plastic bag.

But WAIT — it gets hotter. While on the run, he falls for Kirsten Dunst (icon, legend, Spider-Man’s OG girl) who plays a divorced mom with no idea her new man is basically a criminal raccoon in a hoodie. Romance? Crime? Childhood nostalgia?? Honestly, it’s giving Bonnie & Clyde meets Home Alone meets the Hamburglar with a six-pack.

Also in this chaotic masterpiece? Peter Dinklage, LaKeith Stanfield, Juno Temple, Jimmy O. Yang and literally half of your favorite character actors. So yeah, this is your Oscar-bait-meets-TikTok-core dream film.

‘Roofman’ drops into theaters October 10, 2025 — mark your calendars and maybe bolt your ceilings?? Trailer is out now and it’s already got us ready to risk it all for a man with a power drill and a soft spot for McNuggets.

🍟💥💘 #Roofman #ChanningTatumDaddy #HideYaMcDonalds

🚨Katy Perry Yacht Party While Jeff Bezos Gets Wifed Up?!!🚢🍾 (And WHERE is Orlando?!)

BREAKING: Katy Perry has officially skipped Jeff Bezos’ billionaire Barbie & Ken wedding extravaganza—because sis is too busy living her best yacht life Down Under. Yes, while Jeff and Lauren tie the knot in Italy with Amazon Prime speed, Katy’s out here throwing a full-blown party on a boat in Australia like it’s Teenage Dream: Megayacht Edition. 🛥️🍉🌞

She was spotted in Perth on June 24, vibing hard with her backup dancers and crew, probably blasting “California Gurls” at max volume while sipping something fruity and pretending Jeff didn’t just send her a wedding RSVP via drone.

The Lifetimes Tour just wrapped two shows in Perth and she’s rolling through Adelaide next. Translation: girl is booked, busy, and unbothered. PERIOD.

Now here’s where things get juicy: 🚨Word on the street (okay, TMZ) is that Orlando Bloom—yes, Legolas himself—is showing up to Jeff’s wedding SOLO and possibly newly single?! Um, EXCUSE ME??!! Not Katy and Orlando on the brink while Bezos and Lauren are out here giving Hallmark realness!!

Let’s not forget, Katy was literally just at Lauren’s Bachelorette trip like two weeks ago, probably popping champagne and doing TikToks in a private jet. Now she’s yacht-flirting in Perth while Orlando maybe cries into a tuxedo in Tuscany?

Plot twist of the summer. Somebody pass the popcorn.

#KatyOnTheLoose #YachtGoals #OrlandoWhereYouAt 💅🚨🍾

🚨Katy Perry Yacht Party While Jeff Bezos Gets Wifed Up?!!🚢🍾 (And WHERE is Orlando?!)
🚨Katy Perry Yacht Party While Jeff Bezos Gets Wifed Up?!!🚢🍾 (And WHERE is Orlando?!)
🚨Katy Perry Yacht Party While Jeff Bezos Gets Wifed Up?!!🚢🍾 (And WHERE is Orlando?!)

Offset’s Wild Celebrity Crush Reveal Has the Internet Spinning Like a Beyblade

(Spoiler: It’s Sabrina “Tiny But Mighty” Carpenter 😱)

OKAY SO—Offset just casually dropped a plot twist so chaotic it could’ve been written by the writers of Euphoria. In a moment that had no business being this entertaining, the 33-year-old rapper went full simp-mode for none other than pop’s tiniest powerhouse: Sabrina “Short Queen Energy” Carpenter.

It all went down in a Complex video where magician Anna DeGuzman (yes, an actual wizard) asked Offset to think of his celeb crush—but not say it out loud because ✨magic✨. Offset, clearly confused but vibing, locked in his choice. He didn’t say the name out loud, didn’t hum a song, didn’t even pretend to know what “Feather” sounds like—and yet this sorceress still pulled out a card that said “Sabrina Carpenter.”

Offset’s reaction? Total glitch in the Matrix.

“HOW YOU GET THIS RIGHT? THAT’S CRAZY. THAT’S CRAZY. THIS IS CAP! I AIN’T NEVER SAID THIS BEFORE.”

Bro was gagged. Gobsmacked. Glitched. Like he just saw Sabrina levitate into his DMs with angel wings and a glitter cannon.

And get this—he couldn’t even name one of her songs 😭. But he did say, “Artistically, she’s got it all together,” which is basically Grammy-level praise in man-language.

Now let’s add one more spicy meatball to this sauce pot: Offset is currently estranged from Cardi B (who filed for divorce in 2024), and this Sabrina revelation feels like a soft-launch of his new simp era. It’s giving ✨post-divorce whimsical chaos✨.

Offset stanning Sabrina was not on our 2025 bingo card but honestly? We ship it. Sabrina’s out here giving Barbie-core bops, and Offset is ready to risk it all—even if he has to Google her discography later.

TL;DR: Offset got magically exposed for having a celebrity crush on Sabrina Carpenter and now the internet is collectively spiraling.

🚨 Offset x Sabrina world tour WHEN?
🚨 Cardi B subtweet loading in 3…2…1…

#OffsetIsDownBad #SabrinaSlayed #MagicianExposedHisHeart

🚨Tyler, the Creator Declares War on Podcasts: “Everybody with a Mic is Crazy!”🚨

He’s done. He’s tired. He wants your mic GONE.

Okay everybody take your podcast mic, wrap it in a Trader Joe’s tote, and YEET it into the sun because Tyler, the Creator has officially had it with everyone and their crusty little podcast.

In a new interview with The Cut, the 34-year-old rap goblin/genius/skater/scented candle enthusiast said what we’ve all been secretly thinking: “TOO. MANY. PODCASTS.”
And before you start sobbing into your ring light—he’s not just being a hater. He’s got REASONS. Big ones.

“We give a lot of people who aren’t smart and just want attention platforms to be loud and incorrect, and other stupid people follow them,” Tyler snapped, sounding like someone’s annoyed older cousin who just wants to play Mario Kart in peace.

He said what he said. Not everyone needs a mic, babe. Some of y’all need a wrench. Or a paintbrush. Or a drum kit. Or, like, a nap.

Tyler’s Presidential Agenda (yes, he’s still fake-running for fake-president in his fake dreamland) includes BANNING podcast microphones on Day 1. That’s right. You want to talk into a mic? You better be DJing in Ibiza or announcing the school lunch menu. Otherwise, it’s a no from Commander Tyler.

But plot twist! There are TWO podcasts that made it past the Tyler Purge:

  • Grits and Eggs (no notes, just vibes)
  • The Cutting Room Floor (you get a golden mic pass)

So unless your podcast has that kind of juice? Tyler thinks you need to unplug the mic, go touch some grass, and maybe… become an electrician. Or a drummer. Or literally anything but another person yapping into a Blue Yeti about “how vibes are currency.”

Anyway, moral of the story:
🎤 If your podcast has less flavor than unsalted rice, Tyler’s comin’ for your mic.
🎧 The Podcastpocalypse is HERE. And Tyler is its chaotic, stylish overlord.

#TylerThePodcastSlayer
#MicDropForReal
#PodcastersInShambles

🚨Tyler, the Creator Declares War on Podcasts: “Everybody with a Mic is Crazy!”🚨

🚨Travis Kelce Enters Full Disney Prince Mode for Taylor Swift—Swifties Ascend to Heaven🚨

Travis Kelce is officially the CEO of Boyfriend Behavior™ and the internet is NOT okay.

On a casual Friday night (June 20, aka a sacred Swiftie holiday now), the 6’5″ football king and human golden retriever Travis Kelce was caught on camera doing the unthinkable… being absurdly adorable in public. That’s right, a fan spotted him and Taylor “Global Pop Queen, Destroyer of Ticketmaster, Mistress of the Eras” Swift out in NYC for what looked like a chill date night. Or at least it was chill until the internet melted into glittery goo.

Travis exits the restaurant first like a bodyguard in a rom-com, but WAIT—he doesn’t just stomp off like a linebacker on a mission. No no no. He STOPS. Turns. Waits for Taylor like he’s starring in The Notebook 2: Super Bowl & Songbirds. He takes her hand like he’s guiding royalty through a time portal, shares a lil’ flirty whisper (what did he SAY? Tell us, lip readers!!), and gallantly helps her into the car like an enchanted Uber driver from a parallel universe where chivalry is hot again.

X (formerly Twitter, currently a swirling black hole of Swiftie hysteria) exploded thanks to @TSUpdating’s video post. Swifties are crying. Collapsing. Rewatching the clip 347 times while whispering, “This is my Roman Empire.”

Travis Kelce: Tight end by day, fairytale boyfriend by night. Taylor Swift: Still somehow winning at life.
Everyone else: Screaming into their pillows and manifesting a partner who opens doors and understands the emotional weight of “All Too Well (10-Minute Version).”

#Traylor #BoyfriendGoals #SomeoneGetMeATravisPlz

🚨Scarlett Johansson Crashes Her Mom’s Wedding?! Chaos, Crying & Couture in My Mother’s Wedding!🚨

Okay, so imagine this: your mom is getting married for the THIRD time (girl, why is your ring finger more active than your group chat?). Now throw in Scarlett Johansson, Sienna Miller, and Emily Beecham as your sisters, and boom — emotional rollercoaster with designer heels incoming.

Welcome to My Mother’s Wedding, aka The Real Housewives of British Emotional Trauma, directed by the legendary Kristin Scott Thomas, who also plays the mom. Yes, she wrote it, directed it, and stars in it — because when you’re iconic, you do it all. Beyoncé energy, but make it British tea party.

THE VIBE?
Three chaotic daughters return to their childhood home to celebrate their mom’s third trip down the aisle. (Yes. Third. Babe, is she collecting husbands like Infinity Stones orrrr?) But instead of just getting tipsy on rosé and catching the bouquet, these sisters end up unpacking decades of family drama like it’s a suitcase full of secrets and emotional breakdowns.

And the guest list? Oh honey, it’s giving “Who invited them?!” We’ve got:

  • Freida Pinto looking flawless and probably judging everyone,
  • Thibault de Montalembert bringing mysterious French zaddy energy,
  • And Sindhu Vee being that one auntie who tells the truth even when no one asked.

Plot twist: What’s supposed to be a lovely weekend of love and champagne turns into therapy, tears, flashbacks, existential dread, AND sequins. Because apparently, nothing says “I do” like trauma bonding and a passive-aggressive toast from your middle child.

So if you love wedding chaos, messy family energy, and a cast that’s hotter than your FYP page, get ready to sob-laugh your way through My Mother’s Wedding when it hits theaters August 8. Bring tissues, popcorn, and maybe your therapist on speed dial.

💍#MyMothersWedding
💔#ThreeWeddingsAndSomeTherapy
🥂#ScarJoSaysIDoNotAgain

🚨 Meghan McCain Drops Baby Bombshell on a Podcast Like It’s a Group Chat Confession 🚨

GUESS WHO’S SPAWNIN’ AGAIN? Meghan “I Have Thoughts” McCain just casually announced Baby #3 is cookin’—and she did it in the most chaotic, “oops, did I just overshare?” way ever.

The 40-year-old ex-The View queen (who once asked America if they even knew her dad) spilled the preggers tea not on Insta, not with a People exclusive, not even with a Beyoncé-style baby bump reveal photoshoot… but on her podcast while chattin’ it up with Usha Vance, aka the wife of VP JD Vance. Yeah. Wild crossover episode energy.

“I hope you don’t mind,” Meghan whispered into her mic like it was a sleepover secret. “I haven’t really told anyone but, um… I’m pregnant with my third kid. It’s a boy. I’m panicking.” 👶🚨

She’s already got two little boss babies: Liberty Sage (4) and Clover Jade (2)—names that sound like crystals you’d buy on Etsy. And now? A baby boy is coming to shake up the McCain household and possibly steal the remote forever.

Meghan admits she’s “very nervous” to enter the Boy Mom Universe™ and have a trio of tiny humans ruling her life. Honestly, relatable. Three kids? That’s not parenting, that’s survival mode.

✅ Pregnant
✅ It’s a boy
✅ Announced it like she was ordering coffee
✅ We’re all living for the chaos

#MeghanMcChaos #BabyMcCain3 #PodcastPregnancyDrop

🚨ADAM LEVINE IS BACK TO MAKE YOU CRY IN THE CLUB: MAROON 5 DROPPING A NEW ALBUM AND TOURING AMERICA LIKE IT’S 2004 AGAIN🚨

Maroon 5 said “love is like…” and then dropped the mic, an album, AND a tour schedule so long it needs its own Zip Code. The boys are back, the tank tops are tighter, and Adam Levine’s falsetto is still holding on for dear life—and we are SO here for it.

Their new album “Love Is Like” lands on August 15 and we can only assume it’s gonna be like if heartbreak, glitter, and iced coffee had a baby and that baby could sing. 💔✨🎶

Adam Levine said they’re going “back to their roots,” which is code for: “we finally remembered we’re Maroon 5 and not a weird EDM bar mitzvah band.” This album’s supposed to be organic, like Whole Foods music for the soul. So get ready to scream-sing in your mom’s Honda Civic like it’s senior year again.

And if that’s not enough to melt your croc charms, they just dropped a new song called “All Night”—which is ironic because that’s how long you’re gonna be refreshing Ticketmaster.

Oh yeah, they’re also going on a 23-date ARENA TOUR starting this October. So like… cancel your situationship, block your ex, and get emotionally unstable—because you will see them live and you will cry when they perform “She Will Be Loved.”

Special guest Claire Rosinkranz will be there too, probably adding even more Gen Z sadness to the vibes. Honestly, iconic.

TICKETS?
Fan club presale: June 25 @ 10am
General sale: June 27 @ 10am
Get ‘em before Becky from your chem class does. Ticketmaster’s gonna crash and StubHub’s already charging your entire student loan balance.

🏟 TOUR DATES AKA “23 Chances to Emotionally Collapse with Adam Levine”

  • 10/6: Phoenix, AZ – PHX Arena
  • 10/8: Palm Springs, CA – Acrisure Arena
  • 10/10: Los Angeles, CA – Kia Forum (his abs will be there too)
  • 10/17: Sacramento, CA – Golden 1 Center
  • 10/18: San Francisco, CA – Chase Center
  • 10/21: Seattle, WA – Climate Pledge Arena
  • 10/23: Portland, OR – Moda Center
  • 10/25: Salt Lake City, UT – Delta Center
  • 10/28: Lincoln, NE – Pinnacle Bank Arena
  • 10/29: St. Paul, MN – Xcel Energy Center
  • 11/2: Nashville, TN – Bridgestone Arena
  • 11/4: Austin, TX – Moody Center
  • 11/5: Houston, TX – Toyota Center
  • 11/7: Dallas, TX – American Airlines Center
  • 11/9: North Little Rock, AR – Simmons Bank Arena
  • 11/11: Atlanta, GA – State Farm Arena
  • 11/13: Chicago, IL – United Center
  • 11/14: Pittsburgh, PA – PPG Paints Arena
  • 11/16: Baltimore, MD – CFG Bank Arena
  • 11/19: New York, NY – Madison Square Garden (HUGE)
  • 11/22: Boston, MA – TD Garden
  • 11/24: Cleveland, OH – Rocket Arena
  • 11/25: Detroit, MI – Little Caesars Arena (Extra cheese, baby 🍕)

TLDR:
Maroon 5 is back. The album’s giving emo beach day. The tour’s giving nationwide breakdowns. And Adam Levine’s tattoos are still louder than your intrusive thoughts.

#Maroon5Tour #LoveIsLike #AdamLevineIsMyTherapist

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