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Martin Short Joins the SNL Five-Timers Club, Throws Shade at Steve Martin’s Absence

Martin Short has officially entered the prestigious (and delightfully ridiculous) Saturday Night Live Five-Timers Club! This elite crew of serial hosts gets together to swap war stories about cue card mishaps and enjoy the finest imaginary cocktails in late-night TV history. The big moment went down during the December 21 Christmas episode, and let’s just say, it was a holly jolly riot.

Star-Studded, Steve-Martin-Less Spectacle
Martin Short, at a spry 74 years young and still delivering the comedy goods, made his triumphant return to Studio 8H. But wait—where was his BFF and Only Murders in the Building partner-in-crime, Steve Martin? We’ll get to that juicy tidbit in a second, but first, let’s talk about the who’s who of comedy royalty that showed up for Short’s induction.

Tom Hanks (aka America’s Dad and unofficial club president), Paul Rudd (everyone’s favorite ageless wonder), Tina Fey (queen of wit), Alec Baldwin (17-time host because apparently, he’s got a subscription), Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Emma Stone, and John Mulaney all popped in to celebrate. Even Jimmy Fallon made an appearance, although he’s technically not a Five-Timer—just a guy who knows a good party when he sees one. Fallon got to hand Short his official Five-Timers jacket, probably because Alec Baldwin already has a closet full of them.

Steve Martin’s “Conflict”
Now, back to the elephant in the green room: Steve Martin’s no-show. Short addressed the absence with all the finesse of a comedy ninja during his opening monologue. “My dear friend Steve Martin is also part of the club,” he quipped. “He would have been here tonight, but he had a conflict with me not wanting him to be here.” Shots fired—but make it classy!

Short’s Big Night
The evening wasn’t just about jacket ceremonies and light-hearted Steve Martin burns. Martin Short treated the audience to a musical number (because why not?) and even locked lips with Jimmy Fallon, proving that comedy legends really do give it their all. Talk about starting the night with a bang!

Of course, the fun didn’t stop there. Musical guest Hozier took the stage later, presumably to bring the house down in his own soulful way. And knowing SNL, there’s bound to be a few more surprises tucked away before the credits roll.

Martin Short is officially a card-carrying member of the Five-Timers Club, and Steve Martin is officially the target of a hilarious faux feud. Merry Christmas!

Ralph Fiennes Reveals Why He Felt Like a Fish Out of Water While Filming Maid in Manhattan

Ralph Fiennes, the actor known for brooding in period dramas and terrorizing Harry Potter as Voldemort, took a trip down memory lane—and straight into rom-com territory—when he opened up about starring alongside Jennifer Lopez in 2002’s Maid in Manhattan.

In this cinematic tale of “maid meets politician,” Ralph played Chris Marshall, a charming Republican senator who, against all odds (and some questionable political leanings), falls for J.Lo’s character, Marisa Ventura—a hotel maid with a talent for looking fabulous while changing sheets.

But Ralph, now 61, recently confessed that the rom part of the rom-com left him feeling, well, rom-confused.

“A Little Bit Lost” in Love…and American Politics
“It was rom-com writing. It was light,” Ralph told People, sounding like he was describing a soufflé he wasn’t sure he’d cooked correctly. “I think I felt a little bit at sea sometimes.”

And what was the culprit behind his sea of confusion? The complexities of American politics. Apparently, trying to play a Republican senator while deciphering the mysterious ways of U.S. governance was like asking a British man to explain football (the American kind).

“[I wondered] ‘Now, who is this Republican senator?’” Ralph mused, likely while clutching a cup of Earl Grey and Googling “U.S. Senate for Beginners.” His “antennae for things American” have supposedly improved since, but at the time, he was as lost as someone trying to figure out the NYC subway system without Wi-Fi.

The Perks of Rom-Com Life: Natasha Richardson
While Ralph may have struggled to find his inner American politician, he did find joy in working with the late Natasha Richardson, who played a pivotal role in the film.

“I have a lot of happy memories of spending time with Natasha and [her husband] Liam [Neeson],” Ralph shared. “She was a wonderful, kind, open, generous host, wonderful actress, and I really valued her friendship.”

And honestly, if there’s one way to survive rom-com chaos, it’s by having Natasha Richardson around to remind you that love—and film sets—can still be classy.

Ralph, J.Lo, and the Bennifer Decoy Drama
Of course, no tale of Maid in Manhattan would be complete without a side of celebrity gossip. Ralph once claimed he was used as a “decoy” for Jennifer’s relationship with then-boyfriend Ben Affleck.

It’s hard to say what’s more surreal: being caught in the crossfire of Bennifer 1.0 or playing a Republican senator with no clue what a filibuster is. Either way, Ralph deserves an award for his services to cinema—and to tabloid drama.

Ralph Fiennes: actor, rom-com survivor, and reluctant Republican senator. Someone get this man a cup of tea and a Love Actually rewatch.

Ralph Fiennes Reveals Why He Felt Like a Fish Out of Water While Filming Maid in Manhattan

Michael B. Jordan’s Front Yard Drama: When Security Details Go Hollywood and Cops Get a Cameo

Michael B. Jordan, the man who punched his way into our hearts in Creed, just had a real-life plot twist on his front lawn. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t a romantic serenade scene—it was an uninvited guest who thought he was in an episode of Celebrity Security: The Unauthorized Edition.

On Wednesday afternoon, while Jordan was relaxing in his LA crib, some random dude decided his front yard was the perfect hangout spot. Naturally, Jordan’s security wasn’t about to let some stranger turn the lawn into a personal red carpet moment. So, they rang up the LAPD, kindly escorted the trespasser off the property, and waited for backup like the seasoned professionals they are.

Now, here’s where it gets juicy: When the cops rolled up, the trespasser—clearly inspired by improv classes—claimed he was Michael B. Jordan’s security. Imagine the audacity! This man wasn’t even in a black suit with an earpiece. Needless to say, his performance didn’t land him a callback.

Initially, Jordan’s team figured, “Eh, just get this guy off the lawn, no harm, no foul.” But then, after the adrenaline wore off and maybe after watching a rerun of CSI, they decided to hit rewind and press charges. The LAPD dutifully took a trespassing report, collected all the wannabe-security’s info, and left the rest to the detectives.

Plot twist number two: While all this chaos was happening, Michael B. Jordan had already peaced out like, “Y’all handle this. I’ve got a life to live.” At no point did he come face-to-face with his unwanted guest—because honestly, who’s got time for that?

As of now, there’s no evidence this guy has ever played lawn invader before. The case will be handed off to prosecutors, who’ll decide if the trespasser gets a starring role in a courtroom drama.

Moral of the story: If you’re going to show up uninvited to a celebrity’s house, at least have a better cover story—or better yet, don’t.

Michael B. Jordan’s Front Yard Drama: When Security Details Go Hollywood and Cops Get a Cameo

Dennis Rodman’s Daughter Trinity Blows the Whistle on Their Relationship—and It’s Not a Foul Play!

Trinity Rodman, soccer star and daughter of NBA legend Dennis Rodman, went on the Call Her Daddy podcast to drop truth bombs about her famous father—and she didn’t dribble around the tough stuff.

“He’s a person. He’s not a dad. Maybe by blood, but nothing else,” Trinity, 22, declared, serving up shade sharper than a buzzer-beater three-pointer. Ouch.

The Financial Foul
Trinity spilled that after her mom Michelle Moyer divorced Dennis, life wasn’t exactly courtside luxury. “Before the divorce, my dad was actually helping money-wise,” she shared, hinting that there were moments of financial MVP behavior. But post-divorce? “It was just like, ‘F— you guys.’ We’re getting enough money to pay rent, barely,” she said. Talk about being benched in the middle of the game.

Dennis Shoots…And Misses
As the internet replayed this family saga, Dennis jumped onto Instagram like it was a fast break, issuing a statement that had everyone hitting pause and rewinding.

“Sorry I wasn’t the Dad you wanted me to be, but either way, I still tried and I still Try and Never will Stop,” wrote the five-time NBA champion in a message that read like an emotional free throw attempt. He continued, “I always had one wish and it was I wish my kids would call me and come see me. Hopefully one day I can get that. I’m here and I’m still trying pick up the phone you have my number.”

Oh, but the plot thickened faster than Dennis’ famous dye jobs. He also mentioned he’d flown in to watch Trinity play but stayed hidden on a hotel balcony because drama. Honestly, this feels less like an apology and more like a reality TV script waiting to happen.

Trinity Says, “I’m Out!”
Trinity wasn’t buying it. The soccer star, who snagged Olympic gold with the U.S. Women’s National Team, posted on her Instagram Stories, “A joke. The response alone. And the attention. Wiping my hands with it and I’m done. Thank you.” Boom. Mic drop. Goal.

And with that, it seems Trinity has put the ball in Dennis’ court. Will this family ever reconcile, or is this game officially over? Only time—and maybe a very awkward Thanksgiving dinner—will tell.

Dennis Rodman’s Daughter Trinity Blows the Whistle on Their Relationship—and It’s Not a Foul Play!

Barack Obama Drops His 2024 Favorites: Books, Beats & Blockbusters!

Barack Obama, our former POTUS and current Chief of Taste, has unleashed his annual roundup of favorite books, songs, and movies. And let me tell you, this list is serving more class than your grandma’s fine china collection.

Books: Obama’s Brain Food Buffet
“Books are like friends,” Obama wrote on Instagram. “And these ones stuck around long after the last page. Also, support your local bookstore or library. Don’t make me use my presidential voice.”

His top picks of 2024 are serving brainy brilliance and emotional gut-punches. Titles include:
The Anxious Generation by Jonathan Haidt – for when you want your existential dread explained with graphs.
Intermezzo by Sally Rooney – more millennial ennui, but make it lyrical.
Patriot by Alexei Navalny – because apparently, jail time and Nobel Peace Prize vibes = great storytelling.
Orbital by Samantha Harvey – space, drama, and feels. Think Gravity but with a brain.
Growth by Daniel Susskind – self-help for the “can we fix capitalism?” crowd.
Someone Like You by Dinaw Mengestu – a love story so deep, it probably comes with tissues.
The Work of Art by Adam Moss – because why just admire art when you can read about it?

Songs: Obama’s Party Playlist
“Here’s what’s been on repeat this year,” Obama declared, likely while popping an AirPod in. “Let me know what I missed—my DMs are open. (JK, don’t actually DM me.)”

Get your earbuds ready because his faves are pure 🔥:
– “Squabble Up” by Kendrick Lamar – a song title that doubles as marriage advice.
– “Lunch” by Billie Eilish – because every queen needs her mid-day snack anthem.
– “A Bar Song (Tipsy)” by Shaboozey – guaranteed to make you text your ex. Don’t.
– “Texas Hold ‘Em” by Beyoncé – poker night just got a soundtrack, courtesy of Queen Bey.
– “Too Sweet” by Hozier – like honey for your ears but with brooding Irish vibes.
– “That’s How I’m Feeling” by Jack White – chaotic genius energy, as per usual.
– “Si Antes Te Hubiera Conocido” by Karol G – proof that reggaetón is a universal language.

Movies: Obama’s Couch Classics
For the cinephiles out there, Barry’s picks are peak popcorn material. “Here are some films that lit up my screen this year,” he shared, probably while wearing those cool dad jeans.

All We Imagine as Light – artsy, deep, and guaranteed to make you question life.
Conclave – a Vatican drama spicier than your favorite soap opera.
The Piano Lesson – bring your tissues; this one’s a tearjerker.
Dune: Part Two – because sandworms and Timothée Chalamet never go out of style.
Anora – your indie darling for the year.
A Complete Unknown – Dylan vibes, but cinematic.

Barack Obama, tastemaker extraordinaire, has spoken. Time to update your library hold list, playlist, and streaming queue. And remember, if you didn’t like his picks, maybe you’re just not cool enough!

Blake Lively Drops the Drama Bombshell on Justin Baldoni: Plot Twist!

Blake Lively just served up some serious courtroom tea hotter than a fresh pot of Gossip Girl intrigue. On this chilly December 21st morning, the Hollywood darling decided enough was enough and filed a lawsuit against her It Ends With Us co-star and director, Justin Baldoni, accusing him of behavior that goes way beyond bloopers on set. Yes, you heard that right—this isn’t your average awkward Hollywood feud.

Apparently, Justin, who’s 40 but clearly acting like he’s still in the sandbox, is being accused of not only sexual harassment but also launching a full-blown PR campaign to “destroy” Blake’s reputation. Did he think he was auditioning for a villain role? Because, yikes.

After the news broke (and probably shattered the internet), Blake dropped a statement that’s classier than any clapback we’ve seen. She told The New York Times:

“I hope that my legal action helps pull back the curtain on these sinister retaliatory tactics to harm people who speak up about misconduct and helps protect others who may be targeted.”

Translation: Blake’s not just here for herself—she’s ready to shake the Hollywood tree so hard that all the rotten apples come tumbling down.

The lawsuit also reveals that Justin’s alleged antics left Blake dealing with “severe emotional distress.” And honestly, who wouldn’t be distressed when your co-star/director swaps the director’s chair for a spotlight in your personal nightmares?

Stay tuned, because this real-life drama might just overshadow It Ends With Us. In the meantime, someone hand Blake a trophy—not for acting, but for keeping it classy while taking a stand. Justin? Well, good luck with whatever redemption arc you’re planning.

Blake Lively Drops the Drama Bombshell on Justin Baldoni: Plot Twist!

Taylor Swift Channels Cozy Chic to Root for Boyfriend Travis Kelce at Chiefs Game

Move over, Santa Claus, because Taylor Swift just stole the show at Arrowhead Stadium! The 34-and-still-chart-topping queen of “Wildest Dreams” strutted into Kansas City like she was ready to drop her own halftime show—except this time, it’s all about cheering for her football star beau, Travis Kelce.

Wrapped up like a walking Pinterest board in a fuzzy red coat that screamed “fashionista meets holiday cheerleader,” Taylor paired the look with sleek black pants, a fur bucket hat that said, “Yes, I’m that extra,” and boots sturdy enough to survive both paparazzi flashbulbs and spilled stadium nacho cheese. Oh, and don’t forget the red purse—a subtle nod to the Chiefs while reminding us all she never forgets a theme.

But wait, she wasn’t alone! Bringing major “my parents are cooler than yours” energy, Taylor’s mom, Andrea, and dad, Scott, tagged along for the big day. It’s unclear if they were there for moral support or just to scope out future son-in-law material, but either way, the family outing screamed wholesome holiday rom-com vibes.

The Chiefs, meanwhile, were gearing up to take on the Houston Texans, but let’s be honest: everyone in the stands was probably more focused on catching a glimpse of Taylor than watching the game. Fans were likely wondering if she’d bust out some impromptu “Shake It Off” moves during the halftime break or at least hum “You Belong With Me” every time Travis scored.

Oh, and let’s not forget this is Taylor’s first Chiefs game since wrapping up her record-shattering Eras Tour in Vancouver. What’s next for the pop queen? Maybe turning the NFL into the Swift Football League? Honestly, at this rate, I wouldn’t put it past her.

Fashion alert for those keeping track: Taylor’s cozy red coat is courtesy of Charlotte Simone. Because, of course, even her outerwear deserves a shout-out.

Taylor Swift Channels Cozy Chic to Root for Boyfriend Travis Kelce at Chiefs Game

Andy Cohen Weighs In on Karen Huger’s DUI Verdict: ‘It’s Like Watching a Soap Opera!’

Andy Cohen is here to spill the tea on Karen Huger’s guilty verdict, and trust me, it’s a hot one!

Earlier this week, our favorite Real Housewives of Potomac diva, the Grand Dame herself, found herself in a bit of a pickle, getting slapped with a guilty verdict on five out of six charges after her not-so-joyride in Potomac, Maryland, back in March 2024. Yes, she’s officially been found guilty of driving under the influence, which means she might need to trade in her glam heels for some sensible shoes — or maybe a comfy jumpsuit?

In an interview that felt more like a scene from a dramatic reality show, Andy, the 56-year-old king of Bravo, shared his heartfelt reaction. “I think it’s all sad,” he confessed, looking as serious as someone who just watched their favorite cat video get deleted. “I haven’t really processed it yet.”

But wait, there’s more! Andy doubled down on the sadness, stating, “But I think it’s very sad.” Like, really sad. As sad as a puppy in a raincoat!

According to our friends at Fox 5 DC (you know, the ones with all the breaking news), Karen was found guilty of a laundry list of charges: DUI, negligent driving, failing to control her speed like she was in a game of bumper cars, and failing to inform the authorities of an address change. But let’s take a moment to appreciate that she was acquitted of reckless driving, so at least there’s that!

Now, mark your calendars, because Karen’s sentencing is set for January 29, 2025. And rumor has it she could face up to two years in prison. Imagine her getting out and throwing a Freedom Party! Talk about a plot twist worthy of a season finale!

The Real Housewives saga continues, and we can’t wait to see what happens next. Will Karen have a fabulous glow-up post-sentencing? Stay tuned!

Andy Cohen Weighs In on Karen Huger’s DUI Verdict: ‘It’s Like Watching a Soap Opera!’

“30 for 30” Song: SZA and Kendrick Lamar’s New Collab is Giving Vibes – Listen Now!

SZA and Kendrick Lamar just pulled a power move, blessing us with their new track “30 for 30” from her SOS Deluxe: Lana album. Yep, the dynamic duo is back and proving once again that they can’t stop, won’t stop serving hits. Honestly, we’re not worthy.

These two are like peanut butter and jelly—meant to be—and the news that they’re hitting the road together in 2025 has fans ready to sell their souls (or at least their Taylor Swift tickets) for tour seats.

The song kicks off with SZA in peak dramatic mode, delivering an intro that’s basically the internal monologue of anyone spiraling over a crush. She ponders, “I used to think about immature things / You know, like / Do you love me? Do you want me? / Are you gon’ call me like you said you would? / Is this really your real phone number?” Honestly, same, girl. Same.

Then comes the chorus, and whew, it’s a spicy one: “Only want your love if it’s solid / But if you f–k me, then f–k you / And that’s the way I like it / That’s the way I like it.” It’s the kind of energy you channel when you’re over their nonsense but also secretly hoping they text you back.

Fun fact: the song is so explicit, YouTube has it locked down like a forbidden fruit. You can only play it on their website. Don’t worry, though—Spotify has your back for streaming. Just maybe don’t blast it at the office holiday party unless you’re looking to spice things up with HR.

SZA and Kendrick have done it again, and “30 for 30” is here to make you laugh, cry, and potentially text your ex. Proceed with caution, but definitely proceed.

The Weeknd’s Thriller Movie: Jenna Ortega, Barry Keoghan, and a Whole Lot of Suspense Get a Release Date!

The Weeknd, aka Abel Tesfaye, aka “your favorite moody crooner,” is making a cinematic splash in his very first thriller film. And no, this isn’t some Netflix docuseries about heartbreak—it’s the real deal.

The film, titled Hurry Up Tomorrow, is hitting theaters on May 16, 2025. That’s right, mark your calendars, set reminders, and prepare your snacks because Lionsgate is ready to serve us a buffet of suspense, starring The Weeknd, Wednesday sensation Jenna Ortega, and Oscar-nominated “Irish wildcard” Barry Keoghan.

But wait, there’s more!
If the title Hurry Up Tomorrow sounds oddly familiar, it’s because it’s also the name of The Weeknd’s upcoming album and his next tour. Talk about multi-tasking! This album wraps up his trilogy saga that began with After Hours (2020) and Dawn FM (2022). Think of it as the final puzzle piece in the “cry-dancing in your living room” trilogy.

What’s the plot?
Well, it’s a suspense thriller, so expect heart-pounding moments, eerie silence, and probably a lot of people whispering ominously. The cherry on top? It’ll feature brand-new music from The Weeknd himself. So, even if the storyline doesn’t glue you to your seat, those sweet, sultry tunes definitely will.

Who’s running the show?
Trey Edward Shults is both writing and directing this rollercoaster of emotions. If you’re wondering, “Who’s Trey Edward Shults?” he’s the genius behind films like Waves and It Comes at Night, so yeah, he knows his way around tension. But it’s not just his baby. The Weeknd and Jenna Ortega are stepping in as producers, which means this movie is practically dripping with star power and creativity.

Bonus treat: An album release party?
The Hurry Up Tomorrow album drops January 24, 2025, and as if that wasn’t enough, The Weeknd is throwing a “one night only” concert at the Rose Bowl the very next day. A new album, a massive concert, and a thriller movie? Clearly, The Weeknd doesn’t believe in doing things halfway.

So, grab your popcorn, your tissues, and maybe even your running shoes—this thriller is shaping up to be an emotional and suspense-filled ride. May 2025 can’t come soon enough!

The Weeknd’s Thriller Movie: Jenna Ortega, Barry Keoghan, and a Whole Lot of Suspense Get a Release Date!

SZA’s Celebrity Crush Will Make You Say “Wait… What?”

The queen of emotional bops and poetic clapbacks, SZA, just dropped new music, and it’s a vibe, y’all! On Friday (December 21), the Grammy-winning singer released the deluxe version of her chart-topping album, now called SOS Deluxe: Lana. Spoiler alert: it’s juicy.

But hold on to your Spotify playlists, because the real tea is in the lyrics of one of her new tracks, “Scorsese Baby Daddy.” Yes, you read that right—Martin Scorsese, the 82-year-old godfather of cinematic grit, is officially SZA’s unexpected celebrity crush. Let that marinate for a second.

The Song That Made Everyone Go, “Huh?”
SZA gets real in her lyrics, crooning:
“I rolled up all my problems / And then I smoked about it / I could’ve called my mom up / I’d rather f–k about it / Addicted to the drama / Scorsese baby daddy.”

Sis didn’t just name-drop Martin Scorsese—she gave him a whole anthem. The energy? Cinematic chaos meets emotional thirst. Is SZA imagining herself in a Martin Scorsese-directed rom-com, or is she just manifesting a director’s cut of her love life? Either way, the internet’s collectively hollering.

Lights, Camera, Love Story?
The song dives into some Scorsese-style fantasies, complete with an edge of drama. While she doesn’t name-drop classics like Goodfellas or Taxi Driver, the vibe is clear—SZA dreams of being the main character in a film where mobsters sip espressos, argue about marinara sauce, and call her “tasty.”

Case in point:
“I would pretend to do my favorite man, he’d call me tasty / Furious lady, then I wonder if I could do, baby / One day, I’ll understand all that it takes to be a lady.”

Does SZA want to date Scorsese, star in one of his films, or just rock a fur coat while throwing baguettes at Leo DiCaprio? The answer: probably all three.

Twitter’s Reaction Is a Movie in Itself
Naturally, fans are spiraling. One user tweeted, “SZA thirsting over Martin Scorsese is the plot twist I didn’t know I needed this year.” Another chimed in, “SZA got me out here Googling ‘young Martin Scorsese pics.’ Send help.”

And honestly, we’re right there with them. While Scorsese probably didn’t see this coming (because, let’s face it, he’s busy editing Killers of the Flower Moon: Director’s Cut), we’d bet good money he’s secretly blushing somewhere in New York right now.

What’s Next?
With SOS Deluxe: Lana now out in the world, SZA has proven once again that she’s not just a musical genius—she’s a lyrical wild card. And if anyone can make an 82-year-old film director sound sexy, it’s her.

Somebody, please cast SZA in a Scorsese film ASAP. We need her to serve main-character energy in a mafia love triangle, stat.

Gigi Hadid Becomes Bradley Cooper’s Cheesesteak Hype Queen, and We’re Here for It

Gigi Hadid just delivered the boyfriend support masterclass—and it involves cheesesteaks. Yes, you read that right. The 29-year-old model recently swung by Danny & Coop’s Cheesesteaks, the latest venture by her boo, 49-year-old actor-slash-cheesesteak-enthusiast Bradley Cooper. This isn’t your average Hollywood power couple flex; this is cheesesteak-level love.

On Friday, December 20, Gigi hit up the newly opened cheesesteak haven in NYC to not only grab a bite but to also become its unofficial PR manager. She took to her Instagram Stories to announce the “soft opening,” writing, “Sat/Sun open @ noon…til daily ingredients last!”—translation: run, don’t walk, if you want to snag one of these cheesy delights. Gigi even added the location (151 Avenue A, NYC) because she knows exactly how to direct her fans to the goods.

And because she’s Gigi Hadid, she threw in a casual “Do yourself a favor…!” as if she wasn’t already doing the world a favor by sharing this crucial information. Move over, Michelin Guide, there’s a new food critic in town.

For a little backstory (in case you’re wondering how we got from A Star Is Born to A Cheesesteak Is Made), Bradley launched Danny & Coop’s as a food truck last December. The guy wasn’t just slapping his name on it either; he was literally slinging cheesesteaks alongside restauranteur Danny DiGiampietro. Somewhere between the Oscar buzz and frying onions, Bradley found his true calling.

The OG food truck even had a red-carpet moment of its own, with none other than Gigi and Bradley’s ex, Irina Shayk, showing up to support. Yes, you heard it: Gigi and Irina, in the same cheesesteak line, proving that love for cheesesteaks transcends all relationship drama.

Gigi Hadid, supermodel, social media savant, and cheesesteak evangelist. If you’re in NYC this weekend, you know where to be. And if you’re not? Well, better start planning your pilgrimage to the Holy Grail of Cheesesteaks.

Gigi Hadid Becomes Bradley Cooper’s Cheesesteak Hype Queen, and We’re Here for It

Blake Lively Sues Justin Baldoni: When Drama Leaves the Screen and Enters Real Life!

The drama from It Ends With Us has officially spilled into real life, and it’s messier than Blake Lively’s infamous Met Gala hair reveal (you know the one). Our beloved Serena van der Woodsen—sorry, I mean Blake—is taking her co-star and director Justin Baldoni to court. The reason? Allegations of on-set behavior that make reality TV look like a monastery.

Silent Treatment or Secret Feud?
The internet was already whispering about Blake and Justin’s supposed bad blood after their press tour turned into an elaborate game of “pretend your co-star doesn’t exist.” No joint interviews. No cute red-carpet poses. Not even a friendly “he’s amazing to work with!” from Blake—Hollywood code for “we tolerate each other.”

Things took a spicy turn on December 21, when reports surfaced that Blake had filed a lawsuit claiming Baldoni’s on-set antics left her emotionally distressed. And honey, when Ryan Reynolds shows up to a meeting on your behalf, you know it’s serious.

The Allegations: A Hollywood Soap Opera
According to Blake’s lawsuit, working with Justin came with a checklist of “things that should never happen on a professional film set.” Highlights include:

– No more showing Blake “nude videos or images of women” (who even does that, Justin?!).
– Stop bringing up your alleged “porn addiction” at lunch breaks—this is not an episode of Dr. Phil.
– Quit chatting about sexual conquests and the crew’s… um… anatomy. Nobody asked.
– Do not, under any circumstances, comment on Blake’s weight (a rookie mistake—never talk about a woman’s weight unless you’re saying, “Wow, you’re radiant”).
– And the pièce de résistance: stop mentioning Blake’s late father in casual conversation. Seriously, what kind of emotional chaos were you aiming for?

As if that wasn’t enough, Blake also accused Baldoni of sneaking in extra sex scenes into the script, turning a touching adaptation into, well, something that would probably get a strong “viewer discretion” warning.

Drama Off-Set Too
Once Sony Pictures approved Blake’s requests (because, duh), she alleges Baldoni went full Mean Girls, orchestrating a “social manipulation campaign” to destroy her reputation. Apparently, this campaign was so effective it even made her family feel the heat. Blake claimed her businesses were impacted, too, which is just wild. Imagine launching a smear campaign so intense it messes with someone’s candle sales!

When Marketing Turns Messy
The lawsuit also revealed a heated disagreement over how to market the film. Blake wanted to spotlight her character’s resilience, while Justin wanted to focus on domestic violence. Fair, but maybe work that out without lawsuits flying around?

Justin’s lawyer fired back with a statement that was basically the legal equivalent of flipping a table. He accused Blake of spinning tall tales, tarnishing Justin’s name, and even sabotaging the movie’s marketing campaign. If you’re wondering where this energy was during press season, same.

Where Do We Go From Here?
While the courts handle this Hollywood showdown, you can watch It Ends With Us on Netflix now—because why not witness the chemistry (or lack thereof) that sparked all this chaos? It’s like watching a cooking show after Gordon Ramsay just stormed out.

Stay tuned, because if this drama escalates any further, someone’s going to turn it into a Netflix limited series. Who would play Blake and Justin? That’s the real question.

Blake Lively Sues Justin Baldoni: When Drama Leaves the Screen and Enters Real Life!

‘Selling Sunset’ Star Chrishell Stause Lists JoJo Siwa’s Rainbow Mansion, Now with 100% Fewer Unicorns!

Chrishell Stause is back on the grind, and her latest real estate gig has all the drama of Selling Sunset, but with more glitter! The 43-year-old real estate queen, actress, and all-around boss lady just dropped the news on Friday (December 20) that she’s got a new listing. And it’s not just any listing—it’s JoJo Siwa’s house! Yep, the glittery tornado of bows and sequins is moving on, and Chrishell’s here to make it happen.

This colorful masterpiece is being sold through the Oppenheim Group (because duh) with co-listing agent Omar Abaza. And if you’re wondering, JoJo isn’t just a client; she’s practically family. She’s BFFs with Chrishell’s spouse, Aussie rocker G Flip. So basically, this house is dripping with friendship and maybe some leftover bedazzling glue.

Now, let’s talk about the house itself, which JoJo once flaunted all over YouTube and even on MTV Cribs. It’s not just a home—it’s a 6,500-square-foot wonderland with six bedrooms, seven bathrooms, and enough square footage to fit, like, 20 life-sized JoJo dolls. Plus, it’s got a pool, a half-sized basketball court, and more sass than a TikTok dance challenge.

But here’s the kicker: the JoJo-ness has been toned down. Gone are the vibrant, in-your-face vibes that screamed, “A teenager with a million-dollar budget lives here!” The once-colorful paradise—complete with arcade games, JoJo’s signature outfits on display, and probably a secret glitter stash—has been staged for normie buyers. The only remnant of JoJo’s technicolor dream world? Her iconic rainbow, bedazzled piano, which is now chillin’ in the foyer, being fabulous under the staircase.

Want to see the transformation? Chrishell’s Instagram has the whole glow-up documented. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, head over to JoJo’s MTV Cribs episode to remember the house in all its neon glory. One thing’s for sure: whoever buys this house better be ready to bask in the lingering fabulousness of JoJo Siwa’s glitter empire!

Jessica Alba Sparks Romance (for the Cameras!) with Co-Star Lorenzo de Moor on Maserati Set

In today’s edition of “Is it acting or are they just really into it?” Jessica Alba, the ageless wonder at 43, was spotted locking lips with her ridiculously handsome co-star Lorenzo de Moor. The scene? A spicy moment straight out of their upcoming movie Maserati: The Brothers. The location? Rome, Italy—because if you’re going to smooch, might as well do it somewhere iconic.

Jessica was all in on the romantic moment, and Lorenzo, playing Carlo Maserati, looked like he was born to be kissed. Honestly, this man might just put actual Maseratis to shame with how smooth he is. Meanwhile, Michele Morrone, who’s stepping into the role of Alfieri Il Maserati, probably stood on the sidelines like, “Cool, cool. I didn’t want to be part of the make-out montage anyway.”

The movie, set for release in 2025, is a cinematic journey through the Maserati family’s rise to Italian luxury car dominance. Think drama, sibling rivalries, and just enough car talk to make Ferrari and Lamborghini throw a side-eye. It’s basically a high-speed soap opera, but with a historical twist and more horsepower.

Jessica and Lorenzo’s kiss is already generating buzz, and honestly, if this is what the acting looks like, imagine the behind-the-scenes chemistry. Let’s hope the movie is as thrilling as this lip-lock—because if not, we’ll just replay this scene on a loop.

Jessica Alba Sparks Romance (for the Cameras!) with Co-Star Lorenzo de Moor on Maserati Set

Liam Payne’s Friend Spills the Drama: Near-Death Escapades, Abandonment Accusations, and Some Serious Tea

Liam Payne’s buddy, Roger Nores, is clapping back at claims he abandoned the singer before his tragic fall in October 2024. And oh boy, Roger brought receipts.

“I’m No Villain,” Says Roger, Basically
Roger, who seems to have spent more time saving Liam than most people spend binging Netflix, filed some spicy legal docs in Argentina. According to Roger, Liam wasn’t just living on the edge—he was practically doing cartwheels over it. He claimed Liam had flirted with death “multiple times” in recent years, which is not exactly the kind of flirting we’d recommend.

“I loved him,” Roger wrote, probably while side-eyeing everyone who dared question his loyalty. “I helped him selflessly, spent my own cash, and yet here I am, accused of bailing on him. I don’t deserve this!” Cue the dramatic violin music.

Hospital Hopping: Liam Payne’s 2023 World Tour (But Make It Medical)
Roger spilled some truly jaw-dropping tea about Liam’s health scares. First stop: Milan, September 2023. Apparently, Liam was hospitalized for three days due to severe intoxication. Roger didn’t elaborate, but let’s just say it wasn’t from too many espressos.

Then came late 2023 in London, where Liam made not one but two VIP visits to the hospital. Roger says it got so bad that doctors had to break out the resuscitation moves like they were auditioning for Grey’s Anatomy.

The Rehab Chronicles: A Global Odyssey
Liam’s rehab journey could’ve been its own reality show. Spain, March 2024: Liam checked in, but like a guest leaving a bad Airbnb, he checked out early. By April, things went downhill faster than a toddler on a sugar high—Roger says Liam had a near-overdose and needed resuscitation again.

Finally, Liam landed in the U.S. for some serious treatment. For a while, things seemed sunny (summer 2024 vibes!), but by August, Roger suspected Liam was back to his old habits. Concerned, Roger sent an email to Liam’s dad, basically saying, “Tag, you’re it. Good luck!” before exiting stage left.

“Don’t Blame Me, Blame the Hotel Staff!”
Roger insists he didn’t leave Liam high and dry on the day of his death. According to him, Liam was happily greeting fans before things went south. Roger then pointed fingers at the hotel staff, claiming they mishandled the situation. “If they’d just called a doctor instead of dragging him to his room, we wouldn’t be here,” he argued, clearly ready to throw down.

The Verdict? It’s Complicated
This saga is like a mix of a medical drama, a crime thriller, and a heartbreaking boy band breakup. One thing’s for sure—Roger’s not going down without defending his reputation, and the world is left wondering what really happened in Liam’s final days.

Liam Payne’s Friend Spills the Drama: Near-Death Escapades, Abandonment Accusations, and Some Serious Tea

Bradley Cooper Hosts Tastemaker Screening for Kerry Washington’s Film—Because That’s What Famous Friends Do!

Bradley Cooper and Kerry Washington have been friends for years, and their bond is so solid that Bradley decided to spend his Monday night hosting a screening for Kerry’s new movie, The Six Triple Eight. Because, you know, who needs a quiet evening when you can host a glitzy event instead?

On December 16, Bradley traded his usual chill vibes for the spotlight at the Crosby Street Hotel in NYC, where he hyped up Kerry’s film like a proud bestie. Joining the star-studded soirée were Kerry’s co-star Ebony Obsidian and the film’s writer-director-producer, the one and only Tyler Perry. Yes, Perry pulled the ultimate Hollywood trifecta: writing, directing, and producing—because apparently just one job isn’t enough.

Also in the VIP section: Ambassador Nicole Avant, who co-produced the movie, and her husband, Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos, proving that power couples don’t just attend events—they dominate them. And of course, Netflix is streaming the film starting December 20, because Ted Sarandos isn’t letting us forget who’s in charge of your binge-watching schedule.

As if that wasn’t enough celebrity wattage, Gayle King rolled in like the queen she is, alongside comedy legend Jerry Seinfeld and his wife Jessica. Oh, and Katie Couric stepped up to moderate a panel, because when Katie talks, people listen—even if they’re secretly wondering when the hors d’oeuvres are coming back around.

For those keeping score, Bradley and Kerry’s friendship predates this movie night. They teamed up on an SNL skit for the show’s 40th anniversary back in 2015. Clearly, their bond has evolved from goofy sketches to hosting ultra-classy film events.

Bradley Cooper, proving once again he’s not just a talented actor but also the friend who’ll show up, show out, and make sure your film gets the Hollywood treatment it deserves. Who needs a best friend like that? Answer: everyone.

Bradley Cooper Hosts Tastemaker Screening for Kerry Washington’s Film—Because That’s What Famous Friends Do!

Katy Perry Unleashes Four New Bangers for ‘1432’ Deluxe Album—Prepare Your Ears!

Stop what you’re doing—yes, even if you’re holding a burrito—and get ready to have your eardrums blessed because Katy Perry just dropped four brand-new tracks from the deluxe edition of her album 1432. That’s right, your favorite Teenage Dreamer turned Fierce Forty-Year-Old is back, and she’s here to remind you that pop royalty never sleeps (except maybe during her Roar-induced catnaps).

Here’s the tea: Katy released 143 back in September 2024, and just when you thought she was done serenading us, she pulled a Beyoncé-esque “surprise, here’s more music” move. The deluxe edition includes the original 11 tracks plus FOUR fresh jams, including “OK,” which sounds like the kind of reassurance we all need when we’ve sent an accidental text to our ex.

Oh, and did we mention the tour? Because Katy is hitting the road in 2025 for her Lifetimes Tour. Starting in Mexico City this April, she’ll be taking her glittery, candy-coated show to Monterrey, Guadalajara, Australia, Canada, South America, the UK, and Europe. But wait—where are the U.S. dates, Katy? Don’t make us beg. Or worse—don’t make us start a petition on social media.

Now, about those four new songs:

1. “I Woke Up” – The perfect anthem for those mornings when you manage to crawl out of bed and still have mascara on from last night’s “just one drink” outing.
2. “Has a Heart” – A touching ballad reminding us that, despite the shade she threw at Left Shark, Katy has feelings too.
3. “No Tears for New Year’s” – A power bop to dance away all those bad resolutions and kiss 2024 goodbye with a glitter cannon.
4. “OK” – A feel-good bop that’s basically the audio version of a comforting pat on the back after you’ve tripped on the red carpet of life.

So, grab your headphones, your glitter, and maybe a pair of Katy’s infamous candy shoes because this deluxe album is here to add some sparkle to your playlists. Go listen now—or risk feeling so unconditionally left out.

Kelly Clarkson Roasts Her Ex and Declares Herself Queen of the Holidays

Kelly Clarkson is sleigh-ing the holidays this year—and not just with her voice. The OG American Idol winner, holiday album queen, and all-around powerhouse, Kelly dropped a festive little nugget of shade that’s got fans humming “Ooooh, burn!” while sipping their hot cocoa.

So, what happened? Let’s unpack the Christmas tea.

On Thursday (December 19), Kelly gave the world a peek at her fireplace visualizer for When Christmas Comes Around… Again, and oh boy, did she let her creative juices flow. The scene was classic holiday cheer: a cozy fireplace, stockings hanging from the mantle, garland twinkling with Christmas lights…and a side of savage humor.

Here’s the kicker: The stockings. They weren’t your average “Merry Christmas” variety. The first stocking was labeled “MOM” (obviously Kelly—Queen of the Castle). The next two had the names of her adorable kiddos, River and Remy. Aww, how cute! And then…we get to the fourth stocking. Does it say “DAD”? Nah. “HOPE”? Nope. Oh wait—it literally says “NOPE.”

Fans lost it. Is Kelly tossing a little holiday shade at her ex-husband Brandon Blackstock? Some internet detectives think so, calling it a spicy sign of “healing.” Others think she’s simply declaring her relationship status loud and proud: single, fabulous, and not sharing her eggnog. Either way, Kelly’s stocking game is giving major “Christmas Isn’t Cancelled (Just You)” vibes—yes, that’s an actual song title from the album. Subtlety? Not in Kelly’s stocking, honey.

In case you need a refresher, Kelly and Brandon called it quits after nearly seven years of marriage in 2020. Their divorce was finalized in 2022, but not without some courtroom drama. Kelly even accused Brandon and his dad’s management firm of some shady business dealings, because apparently, “Silent Night” doesn’t apply to lawsuits. They finally settled in May 2024, leaving Kelly free to focus on what she does best: belting out hits and casually roasting her ex like a holiday ham.

So this Christmas, Kelly Clarkson isn’t just decking the halls—she’s dropping mic drops and singing carols of independence. Moral of the story? If life hands you a bad breakup, you can either cry in your cocoa or slap “NOPE” on a stocking and laugh all the way to the top of the charts. Team Kelly forever. 🎄

Ethan Slater’s Ex-Wife Lilly Jay Spills the Tea on Their Divorce, Co-Parenting Adventures, and Ethan’s New Disney Princess

Lilly Jay, the ex-Mrs. Ethan Slater, has decided to take a break from her regular psychologist duties to dish out the deets on her divorce and the unexpected circus that has been her life since Ethan decided to swap family dinners for duets with Ariana Grande. Yep, you heard it right—our boy Ethan, fresh off the Wicked set, found himself tangled up in a love affair that’s juicier than a Broadway musical plot twist!

After four years of marital bliss that included the grand adventure of parenthood (they welcomed their little prince in August 2022), Ethan filed for divorce in July 2023. Just as the world was catching wind of his new fling with pop royalty, Lilly was left saying, “Wait, what?!”

In a tell-all essay for The Cut that’s juicier than a double chocolate cake, Lilly confessed she never thought she’d be playing the leading lady in the Divorce Chronicles, especially not right after welcoming her first child into the world. “You mean my husband’s dating a celebrity? I’m still figuring out how to change a diaper!” she probably thought while scrolling through her ex’s new Instagram posts.

She shared her struggle with the social media whirlwind that has become her life post-Ethan. Apparently, while Lilly was busy deleting her Facebook account as a teenager (yes, that dramatic teenage moment we all had), Ethan was embracing social media like it was the last piece of pizza at a party. “He thrives on applause while I thrive on privacy—it’s like we were trying to blend oil and water, and I was the one drowning,” she mused.

Lilly reflected on how she was blissfully unaware of the growing distance in their relationship. “I thought we were moving forward together, but it turns out I was just following him to his next audition,” she quipped. Then came the painful realization that her high school sweetheart was now her ex, and they were both on the rollercoaster of co-parenting.

“Sure, our marriage may have gone up in flames like a bad Broadway performance, but our parenting? Oh, that’s a whole different show! We love our son more than anything, even if we split the parenting schedule like it’s a last slice of cake,” she wrote, as if preparing for a heartwarming scene in a rom-com.

But hold on, the plot thickens! Lilly revealed that the musical “Wicked” is now associated with her “saddest days”—which, let’s be real, could give the show a new number: “Defying Sadness.” She even mentioned how the tabloid frenzy affected her career, with a job offer mysteriously disappearing faster than Ethan’s commitment to their marriage. “I swear, if I hear one more tabloid headline, I might just change careers to full-time meme creator,” she joked.

Apologizing to her patients for the unexpected plot twists in her life, Lilly shared some wisdom she picked up along the way. “I used to think postpartum depression would destroy me, but turns out it just made me stronger—like an emotional superhero! And if I can’t be invisible anymore, I might as well introduce myself with a bow!”

Her closing lesson? “Remember, sometimes what you loved most about your partner was just your own awesomeness reflected back at you. So, take that goodness and strut forward like you just got the lead role in a Broadway show!”

Lilly Jay’s not just moving on; she’s taking center stage in her own life, even if it’s currently set in the aftermath of a dramatic divorce. The couple officially finalized their split in September 2024, but let’s be honest, this story is far from over! Grab your popcorn, this Broadway show is still unfolding!

Ethan Slater’s Ex-Wife Lilly Jay Spills the Tea on Their Divorce, Co-Parenting Adventures, and Ethan’s New Disney Princess

Taylor Swift’s Surprise Birthday Bash: Travis Kelce Pulls Off the Ultimate Party Play!

Taylor Swift’s 35th birthday bash was nothing short of an Eras Tour-themed touchdown, courtesy of her tight end beau, Travis Kelce. Yes, the man isn’t just catching passes—he’s out here catching every last detail of party planning perfection!

Taylor turned 35 on December 13, and while the internet was eerily quiet about the event for a hot minute, five days later, BOOM! Brittany Mahomes dropped the photo bomb, and suddenly everyone and their mother was sharing snaps from the soirée. It was like Christmas came early for Swifties, except instead of Santa, we got Travis Kelce in party-planner mode.

The Theme? Eras Couture, Baby!
Travis, proving once again that he understands the assignment, went full meta with the theme: guests rocked outfits inspired by Taylor’s iconic Eras Tour costumes. Imagine a room filled with multiple Taylors from different timelines. It was like stepping into a Swiftie multiverse.

And because Travis loves a good callback, he showed up wearing the exact tuxedo from his surprise cameo during the London show in 2024. You know, the one where he strutted on stage mid-costume change like a football Gatsby. Iconic.

Taylor herself? She slayed (as usual) in a black Balmain dress dripping with crystals and paired with De Beers diamond earrings. The price tag for that dress? A casual $4,290—probably pocket change for the woman who sold out stadiums faster than you can say “Anti-Hero.”

Surprise Level: Off the Charts
Taylor, sweet summer child that she is, thought she was heading to a “quiet dinner.” Cue her besties, family, and Travis yelling “PSYCH!” as she walked into what was basically a Grammy after-party on steroids. Ashley Avignone, one of Taylor’s closest friends, spilled the tea on Instagram, saying, “When she thought it was going to be a calm night but instead got hit with a confetti cannon of love and props 🥳.”

Travis Kelce: NFL Star & Party MVP
But wait, there’s more! Travis wasn’t just the man behind the curtain—he was the Oz of this operation. Jo-Jo Edwards-Helaire (wife of Clyde Edwards-Helaire) couldn’t help but give him his flowers, confirming in an Instagram comment that it wasn’t just a wrap party for the Eras Tour but also a surprise birthday bash. Double-duty party themes? This man might need a second career in event planning.

The pièce de résistance? Travis gifted Taylor the “final 22 hat” of the tour in what might be the most heart-melting moment since he whispered sweet nothings about her in a post-game interview. Somebody hand this man a trophy.

Taylor Swift’s birthday party wasn’t just a party—it was a spectacle, a celebration, and a testament to the fact that Travis Kelce is winning at life both on and off the field. If this is how they roll for birthdays, we can only imagine what their holiday parties look like. Cheers to the power couple of the century! 🥂

Prince William & Princess Kate Drop a Festive Bombshell with Their Christmas 2024 Card – Royal Photo Incoming!

Prince William and Princess Kate (you know, Kate Middleton, the world’s most elegant mom-next-door) have officially sleighed (pun intended) the holiday season with their 2024 Christmas card! Forget your family’s matching pajamas photo; this one is practically regal perfection with a side of holiday cheer.

The dynamic duo posted their festive masterpiece on social media this Thursday (December 19), giving everyone just enough time to re-evaluate their own holiday cards and admit defeat.

“Wishing everyone a very happy Christmas 🎄,” they captioned the photo, while the card itself doubles down with: “Wishing you a very Happy Christmas and New Year.” That’s right, it’s double happiness—because a single dose simply wouldn’t suffice for the royal vibes.

And, of course, stealing the show are their three star-in-the-making kids: Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and the perpetually meme-worthy Prince Louis. Let’s face it: this family lineup is basically the Avengers of holiday cuteness.

The card’s photographer, Will Warr, couldn’t hold back his excitement either. “An honor to have captured this year’s Christmas card photo for The Prince & Princess of Wales,” he wrote in the comments, probably while trying to convince himself it wasn’t a dream.

Go ahead, check out the photo—but fair warning, your holiday spirit might just level up to “royal.” 🎅👑

Karla Sofia Gascon: From Golden Globes Glory to Trans Fairy Tale Fabulousness!

Karla Sofia Gascon, the fabulous star of Emilia Perez, is sprinkling some more stardust on her already dazzling career. After making history with a groundbreaking Golden Globes nomination (yes, history!), she’s taking her talents to a magical new project that’s equal parts glitter, grit, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Let’s rewind for the tea: At 52, Karla sashayed her way into the record books as the first openly trans performer to snag a nod in the “Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Musical or Comedy” category. That’s right—Karla’s not just walking; she’s strutting, stomping, and serving a full-on legacy moment. The Globes? Shook. Us? Obsessed.

And just when you thought she couldn’t slay any harder, Karla’s diving headfirst into a fantastical Spanish film called Las Malas. What’s it about, you ask? Buckle up, because it’s a wild ride. According to The Hollywood Reporter (because we only deal in receipts here), Karla’s stepping into the heels of Aunt Encarna—a no-nonsense yet warm-hearted boss lady ruling a squad of trans sex workers. Sounds fierce already, right? But wait, there’s more! One day, Aunt Encarna stumbles upon an abandoned baby (because why not?), decides to play Fairy Godmother, and adopts the little bundle of joy. Spoiler alert: chaos ensues, and Auntie accidentally puts everyone she loves in danger. Oops!

The movie, directed by Armando Bo, is based on Camila Sosa Villada’s fairy tale novel Bad Girls. Think of it as The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but with a plot twist, glitter bombs, and a whole lot of heart.

Karla Sofia Gascon isn’t just breaking barriers—she’s smashing them in stilettos and leaving a trail of fairy dust behind. We can’t wait to see what Aunt Encarna serves up on the big screen. Knowing Karla, it’s going to be iconic. Stay tuned, queens!

Karla Sofia Gascon: From Golden Globes Glory to Trans Fairy Tale Fabulousness!

Jesse Eisenberg Spills the Beans on the Role That Kryptonited His Career

Turns out, even Lex Luthor has regrets. Jesse Eisenberg, the perpetually awkward genius of Hollywood, took a break from his usual “smart guy with a side of anxiety” roles to chat on the Armchair Expert podcast. And boy, did he spill some tea—specifically about the time he shaved his head, grabbed some Jolly Ranchers, and made everyone uncomfortable as Lex Luthor in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.

Apparently, playing the guy who hates Superman but loves dramatic monologues wasn’t the career rocket booster Jesse had hoped for. “The Batman movie was so poorly received, and I was so poorly received,” Jesse admitted, sounding like someone who just realized they brought potato salad to a pizza party.

But wait, it gets juicier. “I’ve never said this before, and it’s kind of embarrassing to admit, but I genuinely think it actually hurt my career in a real way,” he confessed. Translation: casting directors saw his performance and thought, “Yeah, maybe not.”

The 2016 blockbuster did rake in $800 million (because let’s face it, we all love a good superhero smackdown), but critics weren’t exactly throwing bat-shaped confetti. Rotten Tomatoes handed it a tragic 29% critic score—basically the cinematic equivalent of your Wi-Fi cutting out during a Zoom presentation.

Jesse, however, wasn’t entirely salty about the experience. “I loved my role and I loved the movie,” he said, like a guy defending his questionable karaoke rendition of “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Still, he took full responsibility for the flop. “I’m not like, ‘They did me wrong.’ No. I’m like, ‘Oh, I guess I did something wrong there.’”

It’s not all doom and gloom, though. Jesse’s latest project, A Real Pain, is doing some serious heavy lifting for his IMDb page. Not only did he write, direct, and star in the film, but it’s also generating Oscars buzz for his co-star Kieran Culkin. So, while Lex Luthor might’ve Krypton-punched his career for a hot minute, Jesse is clearly bouncing back.

Oh, and fun fact: another A-list actor met with Zack Snyder for the Lex Luthor role. But hey, would they have nailed the weird Jolly Rancher scene? Probably not.

Moral of the story? Sometimes you have to lose to Batman to win at life.

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