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Timothée Chalamet & Elle Fanning Go Full Fan Mode Over Viral Journalist, Channel Ariana Grande Finger Magic

Picture this: Timothée Chalamet and Elle Fanning are sitting at a press junket for their new movie A Complete Unknown—a Bob Dylan biopic where, spoiler alert, no one knows who anyone is. But instead of dishing on Dylan, the two end up fangirling harder than a Belieber at a Justin Bieber concert. The reason? One Tracy Gilchrist, the internet’s reigning “queer media” queen and viral sensation.

Tracy struts in, exuding the kind of confidence that says, “Yes, I’ve seen all the memes about me, and yes, I do hold space better than your therapist.” She starts the interview with her now-iconic phrase: “First, I just want to let you know that I am holding space for you.”

Cue the chaos.

Elle Fanning, usually the epitome of grace, is visibly shook. “I’m starstruck,” she gushes, practically clutching her pearls (if pearls were her thing). Timothée, never one to be outdone in the dramatics department, chimes in, “Yeah, I am starstruck,” and then—because why not—extends his finger like he’s E.T. phoning home.

What does Elle do? She grabs it. With two fingers. Not one. Not three. Two. The internet has no choice but to crown this the most delicate and absurd reenactment of Ariana Grande holding Cynthia Erivo’s finger during their Wicked promo.

Laughter erupts. Space is officially held. Somewhere, Bob Dylan is rolling his eyes and scribbling cryptic lyrics about all this.

But why is Tracy Gilchrist such a big deal? Flashback to November, when she interviewed Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo about Wicked and casually blew up the internet by turning “Defying Gravity” into a whole new vibe. People posted memes. People held space. And now, Timmy and Elle are here, living their best fangirl lives.

Check out the video below, and remember: Next time you meet a viral journalist, bring your A-game—and maybe your fingers.

Brianna Chickenfry Packs on 11 Pounds of Pure Comeback Energy Post-“Toxic Trashfire” Split with Zach Bryan

Brianna “Chickenfry” LaPaglia has officially leveled up, and no, it’s not her follower count this time – it’s the scale.

In a TikTok posted on December 27, the 25-year-old influencer gleefully announced that she’s gained 11 glorious pounds after navigating what she called a “toxic, awful, horrible” breakup with country crooner Zach Bryan. (Honestly, Brianna, three adjectives? Was this a breakup or a bad Yelp review?)

“We’ve got some groundbreaking news: I think I’ve gained 11 pounds!” Brianna declared, flashing a smile brighter than a ring light. “And guess what? It’s amazing because, drumroll please, I have an appetite again! I’m eating! Like, girl, you didn’t eat for a year, but maybe slow your roll before you inhale a bread factory.”

For context, Brianna spilled the tea on her weight loss during the post-split drama with Zach, 28. Stress, she revealed, turned her into a ghost of her former self – think Casper with killer winged eyeliner.

“It was like a horror movie,” she said. “I couldn’t eat. I was basically just skin and vibes. So I started force-feeding myself trash-tier food – pasta, fast food, you name it. If it had grease and regret, I was eating it.”

But now? Oh, honey, the tides are turning. “My jeans are no longer hanging off my thighs like I’m a scarecrow. The double chin? Making a strong comeback! Honestly, I don’t even think it ever fully left,” Brianna joked. “And guess what? These little things are bringing me so much joy. I’m ravenous, y’all. It’s like I’ve gone full ‘hungry wolf at a buffet’ mode.”

Her message to the world? Gaining weight isn’t the end of the world – in fact, it’s the comeback story we all needed.

“Look, it’s happening, and it’s fine. Gaining weight isn’t bad,” she added, clearly channeling her inner life coach. “Sometimes it’s a sign you’re thriving, not just surviving. And right now, I’m thriving harder than a houseplant in indirect sunlight.”

Moral of the story? Toxic exes may come and go, but your double chin will always have your back.

@ihatebriannachickenfry

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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Take NYC by Storm: A Double Date with Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley!

New York City just got a whole lot more glamorous (and slightly cheesier) as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce stepped out for what we can only describe as a celebrity power dinner—complete with hand-holding, fabulous outfits, and a sprinkle of holiday spirit.

Our favorite chart-topping songstress and the Kansas City Chiefs’ golden boy (both rocking 35 like it’s a fresh pair of designer kicks) waltzed into BondST restaurant on Friday night (December 27). The pair was clearly out to serve looks, vibes, and possibly relationship goals.

Taylor, queen of subtle bling, dazzled in a tan blazer by Stella McCartney that screamed, “I’m rich, but also approachable.” She paired it with a chic black dress, tights, and boots, proving once again that no one layers like a pop star in December. Travis, ever the coordinated beau, opted for a tan cardigan, black shirt, gold pants (yes, GOLD pants), and a black hat, because why not dress like the human embodiment of a holiday ornament?

The night only got better as the duo was joined by Taylor’s ride-or-die music producer Jack Antonoff and his actress wife, Margaret Qualley. It’s unclear what the foursome talked about over dinner, but if there’s any justice in this world, it was a mix of NFL gossip, indie music secrets, and maybe a spirited debate about the best pizza slice in NYC.

But wait, there’s more! Taylor wasn’t just there to hold hands and look fabulous—she also made headlines recently for donating a hefty sum to a cause close to Travis’s heart. If this isn’t peak “power couple energy,” we don’t know what is. Taylor, queen of generosity, and Travis, king of touchdowns, are clearly in the running for Couple of the Year.

And with that, New York can rest easy knowing it’s hosted yet another unforgettable moment in the Swelce (Swift + Kelce, duh) timeline. Stay tuned—who knows what 2025 will bring for these two lovebirds!

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Take NYC by Storm: A Double Date with Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley!

Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively’s Legal Drama Is Spicier Than a Reality Show Reunion

In the latest chapter of Hollywood’s courtroom drama series, Justin Baldoni is reportedly gearing up to slap Blake Lively with a countersuit so jaw-dropping it’ll make soap operas seem tame. Yes, buckle up—this legal rollercoaster is far from over.

Last week, Blake filed her own lawsuit, accusing Justin of sexual harassment and running a smear campaign. Naturally, Justin denied all of it, and his lawyer, Bryan Freedman, has now popped into the chat with a statement that’s less “no comment” and more “stay tuned for the fireworks.”

“I’m not spilling when or how many lawsuits are coming, but trust me, the first one is going to blow everyone’s minds,” Bryan said, presumably while cueing dramatic music. “We’ve got receipts. Real evidence. In my 30 years as a lawyer, I’ve never seen media manipulation this wild—it’s like NBC versus Megyn Kelly, but with even more plot twists. Sit tight.”

The Daily Mail claims Justin’s legal team is planning to reveal that Blake’s PR squad has been spinning a narrative worthy of an Oscar. Allegedly, they’re behind some bad press for Justin, took text messages wildly out of context, and are just trying to give Blake’s reputation a fresh coat of paint.

But Blake’s publicist, Leslie Sloane, isn’t letting that narrative fly. She spilled her own tea to Deadline, saying, “Listen, I didn’t start the drama—I just responded to it. Someone forwarded me an anonymous tip about HR complaints on the It Ends With Us set, and I told the press to ask Sony or Wayfarer. That’s it. Nice try, though.”

Leslie also pointed out that Blake’s complaint (and another one filed by Jonesworks LLC) lays out the shady details, adding a big ol’ “read it and weep” to Justin’s team.

Meanwhile, Justin’s professional life seems to be unraveling faster than a cheap sweater. He’s been dropped by his talent agents, lost an award, and even saw his Man Enough podcast co-host peace out. On the flip side, Blake’s got her celebrity crew rallying behind her like it’s a high school clique drama.

So, what’s next in this courtroom soap opera? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure—this feud is giving Succession a run for its money. Stay tuned, popcorn ready.

Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively’s Legal Drama Is Spicier Than a Reality Show Reunion

Glen Powell Becomes Unrecognizably Hilarious in New ‘Chad Powers’ Teaser Trailer – You’ve Gotta See This!

Glen Powell just pulled off the greatest disappearing act since your phone charger went missing. In the first teaser trailer for his upcoming Hulu comedy series Chad Powers, Glen looks so different you’ll be squinting at the screen like, “Is that really him, or did I accidentally start watching Undercover Boss?”

Plot Twist, But Make It Sports
Premiering on December 26, Hulu gave us a late holiday gift: a sneak peek into the life of Chad Powers. Here’s the lowdown: Glen Powell plays Russ Holliday, a college football superstar whose bad decisions send his career down the drain faster than a fumbled ball. But Russ isn’t one to sit on the bench. Nope! He slaps on a disguise and reinvents himself as Chad Powers, the “totally chill dude” who saunters onto a struggling Southern football team. Think Tootsie, but with way more touchdowns.

Meet the Dream Team
This show isn’t just a one-man touchdown. Glen teamed up with Michael Waldron (yes, the guy who helped bring us Loki) to create this comedy touchdown, with none other than Eli Manning helping out as an executive producer. If you’re wondering, “Wait, Eli Manning? As in the quarterback guy?” Yep. The very same. Turns out, throwing comedy gold is his second-best skill after throwing actual footballs. The concept is based on Eli’s ESPN+ sketch, which means we’re in for some pigskin-powered hilarity.

Joining Glen on this wild ride is Perry Mattfeld as Ricky, Quentin Plair as Coach Byrd, Wynn Everett as Tricia, Frankie A. Rodriguez as Danny, and Steve Zahn as Jake Hudson. If this lineup doesn’t scream “sports sitcom shenanigans,” I don’t know what does.

Hulu is Winning Big
Lately, Hulu’s been renewing shows like it’s Oprah handing out cars: “You get a season! You get a season! Everybody gets a season!” Chad Powers is set to premiere in 2025, giving us just enough time to prep our popcorn, rehearse our touchdown dances, and wonder how Glen Powell looks so good, even in a fake mustache.

So mark your calendars, Chad Powers is about to make your 2025 one hilarious game to remember!

Rebel Wilson & Ramona Agruma Say “I Do” Down Under… Again!

Cue the confetti cannons and kangaroo-shaped balloons, because Rebel Wilson and Ramona Agruma have officially tied the knot—again! The 44-year-old Pitch Perfect queen and her fabulous partner, Ramona, 40, decided that one wedding simply wasn’t enough, so they headed to Rebel’s home turf of Sydney for a bonus round of vows. And this time, Rebel’s sister, Liberty, played the MVP role of officiant. Talk about keeping it in the family!

Taking to Instagram (because where else would major life announcements happen?), Rebel shared, “My sister Liberty officiated our legal wedding in Sydney!” She added, “It meant my 94-year-old grandma, Gar, could be there. That was super special, and honestly, you can’t say no to Gar—she’s got moves and wisdom. Plus, what’s better than getting married in your hometown during this glorious season? 😘”

The couple served looks and love in front of the iconic Sydney Harbour Bridge, proving that even global landmarks can’t compete with their glow. Rebel also sprinkled in some heartwarming shots of their family, making this wedding sequel the ultimate feel-good blockbuster.

For those keeping score, Rebel and Ramona first said “I do” back in September, in Sardinia, Italy. Because why not get married on a Mediterranean paradise before bringing the party back home? Oh, and did we mention they’re also proud moms to their adorable 2-year-old daughter, Royce? Yep, they’re basically the ultimate power family.

Big cheers (and maybe a few Vegemite toasts) to the newlyweds. Again!

Breaking News: Gotham’s Greatest Goth Gets Ghosted by Release Date—Again!

The Batman Part II, the highly anticipated sequel starring brooding heartthrob Robert Pattinson, has been hit with the cinematic equivalent of a traffic jam. Initially slated to swoop into theaters on October 2, 2026, the Dark Knight has been delayed… to 2027. Yes, 2027. That’s one whole year of waiting for more grim alleyways and Bat-jawline glory.

So, when exactly should you pencil in this brooding extravaganza? Mark your Bat-planners for October 1, 2027. It’s like they wanted to keep us guessing but still threw us a bone—or maybe a Batarang.

Why the Delay, You Ask?
Well, according to the sleuths at The Hollywood Reporter, production will kick off in late 2024. That means the Batmobile’s stuck in the metaphorical garage for now. Let’s hope it’s getting a tune-up because Gotham’s looking rough these days.

What’s the Deal With Part II?
Director Matt Reeves has hinted at what’s to come, and it sounds like Gotham’s chaos is about to level up. Think less “clear-cut crime-fighting” and more “existential crisis meets urban meltdown.” Reeves spilled the Bat-tea to Digital Spy, saying:
– The streets of Gotham? Hot mess express.
– Batman? Wrestling with moral grey zones harder than a moody philosophy student.
– Villains? Probably even nastier than before, but with better arguments.

Apparently, the sequel will dive into the fallout from the first movie, where corruption is thicker than Alfred’s British accent. Matt even hinted that the city’s divisiveness mirrors our modern world. You know, because what Gotham really needed was Twitter energy.

Can Batman Handle the Heat?
Reeves isn’t sugarcoating it—being Batman this time around sounds exhausting. It’s no longer “bad guy = punch,” but something more nuanced. Imagine Bruce Wayne staring into the Bat-mirror, wondering, Am I the problem? Expect Pattinson’s Batman to grapple with questions like, “Who do I punch when everyone’s morally ambiguous?” and, “Does the Joker have a point?”

So, Bat-fans, buckle up for another round of waiting games. In the meantime, you’ve got a solid 1,000 days to rewatch The Batman, analyze the Riddler’s cryptic riddles, and pray the Bat-signal doesn’t flicker out. 2027 can’t come soon enough!

Breaking News: Gotham’s Greatest Goth Gets Ghosted by Release Date—Again!

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Marks 9 Years of Sobriety with Funfetti and Fierceness

In the grand soap opera of reality TV, few stars shine brighter—or spray-tan harder—than Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. And this week, the Jersey Shore icon has given us yet another reason to fist-pump in celebration: nine whole years of sobriety! Cue the confetti (or in this case, funfetti).

Taking to Instagram on December 24, Mike, now 42 and still flexing biceps bigger than your Christmas turkey, delivered the good news to his followers. “I’m 9 years clean & sober today,” he wrote, tossing in the kind of motivational punchline that belongs on a T-shirt: “The comeback is always greater than the setback 💪🏼.” Inspirational? Yes. Peak Jersey Shore? Absolutely.

But let’s talk about the real star of the post: the cake. Oh, the cake. This was no ordinary bakery special. It was a three-tiered masterpiece loaded with enough sprinkles to give a unicorn heart palpitations, rainbow cookies that screamed “Instagram me,” and—because why not—a cannoli perched on top like the cherry on a sundae. Martha Stewart could never.

Joining him in this sugar-coated celebration were his wife, Lauren, looking like the picture of patience, and their 3-year-old son, Romeo, who’s probably still coming down from the icing-fueled sugar high. The family posed in front of the cake like it was their newest reality TV co-star, radiating wholesome vibes with just a sprinkle of chaos.

Mike’s journey from party animal to sober superstar is a reminder that even the rowdiest of Jersey Shore housemates can trade vodka shots for victory laps. And if sobriety looks this sweet (literally), we’re all for it. Cheers to you, Mike—may your next milestone come with an even bigger cake!

Geoffrey Owens Still Grappling with Hollywood’s Tight Purse Strings, 6 Years After His Trader Joe’s Moment

Geoffrey Owens—the man who broke the internet (but sadly not his bank)—is spilling the tea on the reality of acting life, six years after his paparazzi-infested shift at Trader Joe’s went viral. Spoiler alert: it’s not all glitz, glam, and gold-plated toilet seats in Tinseltown.

Owens, now a distinguished 63, was once America’s beloved Elvin Tibideaux on The Cosby Show (1985-1992). Fast forward to today, and while the man has kept the acting train chugging along, that train isn’t exactly pulling into the Wealthy Station. Nope, it’s more like it’s circling the Struggle Bus Depot.

The Infamous Grocery Saga
Rewind to 2018, when some nosy Nancy armed with a smartphone snapped pics of Geoffrey doing what most of us do to survive—working a regular job. Cue the internet’s collective gasp: “A former sitcom star… bagging groceries? What is this, a Lifetime movie?”

At first, the viral fame seemed like a blessing, showering him with job offers. But alas, Hollywood’s generosity is about as fleeting as a TikTok trend. While Geoffrey did land roles like Mr. Santa (yes, that’s a thing) and a part on CBS’s Poppa’s House, he’s still waiting for his big payday.

“It’s not what people think,” he shared on The Big Tigger Morning Show. “You see me on TV, and suddenly you’re imagining me swimming in Scrooge McDuck’s gold vault. Reality check: it’s more like paddling through a kiddie pool of pennies.”

Privacy, Schmivacy
Let’s talk about that Trader Joe’s exit. When those photos hit the internet, Geoffrey didn’t just lose anonymity—he lost his peace of mind. “It was like, who’s lurking in the frozen foods aisle with a camera this time?” he explained. “I’m a private guy, not a Kardashian.”

So, he walked away from the grocery gig—not because Hollywood was rolling out the red carpet but because the thought of being Grocery Guy Geoffrey under constant surveillance was just too weird. “I wasn’t exactly banking on a pot of gold at the end of the viral rainbow,” he admitted. “I just couldn’t deal with the scrutiny.”

Grateful but Grinding
Despite the hurdles, Geoffrey keeps it real. “I’m working more than a lot of people, and for that, I’m grateful,” he said, probably while fending off the misconception that TV stardom automatically equals yacht parties.

The moral of the story? Hollywood isn’t always the cash cow it pretends to be, and Geoffrey Owens is out here proving that humility, hustle, and a good sense of humor are worth more than the internet’s fleeting applause. So, next time you see someone working hard, remember: even former sitcom stars need to pay the bills. And maybe don’t photograph them mid-shift, okay?

Tina Knowles Claps Back Harder Than Beyoncé Hits a High Note: A Hilarious Tale of Christmas Drama

Tina Knowles has officially entered her “zero tolerance for nonsense” era, and let me tell you, it’s iconic.

This Christmas, while most of us were stuffing our faces with cookies and pretending not to notice Aunt Karen’s third glass of eggnog, Beyoncé was busy shutting down the Ravens-Texans NFL game with a halftime performance for the ages. Dubbed the “Beyoncé Bowl,” it was the gift none of us deserved but desperately needed.

But alas, haters gonna hate (it’s basically their full-time job), and some people just had to take to social media to complain about the 43-year-old global superstar’s flawless performance. Why? Probably because they didn’t get a PS5 under the tree and needed someone to blame.

Enter Tina Knowles, Beyoncé’s mom, who wasted no time turning her Instagram into a virtual battleground. On Friday (December 27), Tina went full mama bear, reposting a fan’s reaction that basically said, “Y’all need to sit down and re-evaluate your life choices.”

The fan’s post read, “Irrespective of if you like Beyoncé’s music or not, it is PROOF and motivation that no matter how undeniably talented you are, people will always, ALWAYS, always have some negative ish to say.”

And Tina? Oh, she was here for it. She added her own spicy commentary, typing, “My sentiments exactly! It is mind-boggling to me that you would take your precious Christmas day—like, hello, Santa just left—and spend it watching someone you claim to hate. Seriously? You’re out here giving Grinch vibes, and it’s not cute.”

She didn’t stop there. Tina proceeded to roast the haters with more precision than a turkey carving knife, saying, “Obviously, you’re so obsessed with her, addicted to her, and secretly wishing you could be her. That’s the only reason you’d waste time talking smack. Newsflash: you look ridiculous. Pro tip—switch channels next time. Go watch goofy cartoons or Bozo the Clown, something more your speed. Said with love! ❤️”

Oh, but wait, there’s more. Tina wrapped it up with a mic-drop moment worthy of its own halftime show: “PS: I’ve learned so much from her warrior spirit. When they go low, I work harder. ‘No weapon formed against me shall prosper.’ One, two, three, waiting for the fake bots to come.”

And just like that, Tina Knowles reminded us all why she’s the ultimate momager and clapback queen.

Moral of the story? Don’t come for Beyoncé unless you want Tina—and the entire Beyhive—delivering coal to your DMs for eternity. 🎤

Donald Trump vs. TikTok: The Supreme Court Smackdown Nobody Saw Coming

In today’s edition of “Wait, What Did He Do Now?” Donald Trump has decided to dust off his Art of the Deal playbook and waltz into the Supreme Court with a TikTok-sized agenda. Spoiler alert: it’s not about perfecting the Renegade dance.

Here’s the deal: a new law says TikTok has until January 19, 2025, to pack its bags, wave goodbye to its Chinese ownership, and move in with a non-Chinese company—or face the digital guillotine of a nationwide ban in the U.S. Naturally, this has Gen Z spiraling like they just lost their Snap streaks.

But here comes Trump, who’s like, “Hold my Diet Coke; I got this.” With his big return to the Oval Office supposedly just a day after TikTok’s eviction notice kicks in, he’s asking the Supreme Court for a little favor: hit the pause button on this TikTok ban nonsense. Why? Because he wants to be the guy to fix it. No pressure or anything.

In a 500-page brief (probably bedazzled in gold Sharpie), Trump essentially said, “Nobody negotiates like me. Believe me. TikTok needs me, and America needs TikTok.” He’s arguing that his sheer presence as the Commander-in-Chief-slash-CEO-of-Deals™ is enough to save the day, keep TikTok from being banned, and make everyone’s For You Page great again.

“Look, it’s simple,” his brief claims (probably in all caps at some point). “Trump knows deals. He’s the only one with the skills, the clout, and the Wi-Fi password to handle this. Plus, have you SEEN my engagement on Truth Social?”

But wait, there’s more! He’s also pitching himself as the defender of democracy—or at least the dance challenges that keep it alive. Trump says his goal is to save your First Amendment rights (read: your right to post badly lit videos of spaghetti and questionable lip-sync battles) while ALSO protecting the country from scary things like…national security risks. Because nothing says “top priority” like protecting both the Constitution and Charli D’Amelio’s follower count.

So, what happens next? The ball’s in the Supreme Court’s court. Will they grant Trump’s request, or will TikTok’s fate hang in the balance like a precarious game of Jenga? One thing’s for sure: this plot twist has more drama than a reality TV reunion episode—and you just KNOW Trump would call it “the biggest, most tremendous negotiation in history.”

Stay tuned. This is one TikTok saga you won’t want to scroll past.

“Beyoncé Bowl” Now on Netflix: More Drama, More Glam, and Fewer Random Fans in Cars!

Beyoncé’s epic Christmas Day halftime performance just hit Netflix, and it’s the gift that keeps on slaying! Dubbed the Beyoncé Bowl, this 13-minute masterpiece from the Ravens-Texans game is now streaming for your nonstop replay needs. Yes, it’s available in glorious high definition, so you can analyze every sequin, spin, and hair flip with the precision of a NASA engineer.

But wait—there’s more! Turns out, the Netflix version of Queen Bey’s show got a few touch-ups. Think of it as Beyoncé herself: flawless live, but somehow even more flawless after a little post-production magic.

So, What’s Different in the Netflix Special?

1. Fancy Schmancy Color Grading
The Christmas Day airing looked great, but Netflix said, “What if we made this art?” Now the colors pop harder than the Beyhive in a comment section. Every hue is so rich it could buy a house in Beverly Hills.

2. New Camera Angles
Remember that shot where the camera panned to Beyoncé from the wrong side of perfection? That’s gone. Netflix swapped in angles that scream, “Yes, this is a visual album now.”

3. Strategic Closeups (a.k.a. Beyoncé’s Magic Eraser)
Some sneaky edits fixed a few live-show quirks. For example, during the Christmas airing, there was a totally random fan chilling in their car behind Beyoncé. It felt like an accidental cameo from Uber Eats. In the Netflix version? Poof! Beyoncé erased them with her mind—OK, maybe it was just CGI, but still.

4. Blue Ivy’s Adorable “Whoops” Moment Got a Subtle Tweak
Blue Ivy Carter made headlines for her dance during “Texas Hold ’Em” when she added an extra twirl. She recovered like a pro, but Netflix? They said, “Let’s just keep the camera on the field for a second longer, so no one can even pretend it happened.” Basically, Blue Ivy is flawless, and you will deal.

5. Goodbye, Camera Crane
The Christmas version showed a crane lurking in the background like a nosy neighbor. Netflix took that crane out faster than Beyoncé saying, “You won’t break my soul.”

The Beyhive Reacts
Fans have been sleuthing out all 28 edits made to the Netflix version (yes, there’s a full thread for you detail-obsessed stans). From subtle transitions to choreographic framing, the consensus is clear: Beyoncé’s team turned a touchdown into a total slam dunk.

What Are You Waiting For?
Go stream Beyoncé Bowl on Netflix now! Put it on repeat, practice your own extra spin, and marvel at the perfection. Just don’t sit in your car behind her next time—she’ll find you, and she’ll delete you.

👑✨ Flawless, as always. ✨👑

Jennifer Lopez’s Bruno Mars Sticker Shock: A Wedding Planner’s Tale

When J.Lo plans a wedding, she doesn’t dream small. Champagne fountains? Child’s play. Fireworks spelling out her name? Amateur hour. So when she and former fiancé Alex Rodriguez were knee-deep in wedding prep, Jenny from the Block decided she needed a celebrity performer to make the big day unforgettable.

Enter celebrity wedding planner Marcy Blum, who recently spilled the tea on The Skinny Confidential Him & Her Podcast. And don’t worry—she didn’t break any rules because, as she gleefully pointed out, there was no NDA. That’s right: no secrets here. (J.Lo, take note for next time.)

Apparently, while brainstorming ways to make their wedding the Super Bowl of nuptials, J.Lo casually threw out, “What about Bruno Mars?” Because why not aim for the stars—and also Mars?

Marcy, seasoned in the art of dashing dreams with brutal honesty, reportedly replied, “Oh, we just worked with him! He’s $5 million.”

Cue the sound of a record scratch because J.Lo’s response was, “Don’t be ridiculous!” Like, actually ridiculous. Because who charges $5 million for singing a couple of love songs? Bruno Mars, that’s who.

But wait—there’s more! That jaw-dropping $5 million fee? It’s just the starting bid. On top of that, there’s the matter of his rider. For those unfamiliar, a rider is basically a celebrity’s VIP list of demands. And if Bruno Mars’s rider is anything like his music, it’s got to be extra smooth and dripping in gold. Maybe a throne made of 24K Magic? A personal pineapple delivery service? Who knows!

The wedding, of course, never happened—J.Lo and A-Rod split before they could say, “I do.” But one thing’s for sure: Bruno Mars is still laughing all the way to the bank, sipping piña coladas in a sequined tuxedo, and wondering why anyone finds $5 million shocking.

Moral of the story? If you’re dreaming of a private Bruno Mars concert, you better start saving now—or prepare for some serious sticker shock.

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Tim Allen Spills the Tea on ‘Toy Story 5’: “It’s Not About the Money… Or Is It?”

Tim Allen, our beloved Buzz Lightyear, is officially back in action for Toy Story 5! Yes, the 71-year-old comedic legend recently embarked on his first voice recording session for the next chapter of toy-tastic adventures—and he’s already teasing the juicy details. Well, kind of.

“I don’t know what I’m supposed to say,” Tim coyly confessed to Collider, channeling some serious secret-agent vibes. “But yeah, I just did the first five-hour session for Buzz, like, a week ago. It’s super weird to jump back into it. And no, I can’t tell you anything.”

Wow, Tim. Thanks for the suspense. Guess we’ll all just sit here clutching our Woody dolls, waiting for more breadcrumbs.

Toy Story 5: Clever Plot or Just a Giant Piggy Bank?
Addressing the inevitable “Is this just a cash grab?” question (because let’s face it, five movies is teetering on Fast & Furious levels of sequel mania), Tim put those rumors to bed faster than a toddler with a lullaby.

“It’s a super clever story,” he assured, likely while wearing Buzz’s imaginary wings. “Look, nobody’s out here saying, ‘Let’s just make some quick bucks.’ If the script wasn’t absolutely brilliant, they wouldn’t have called me and Tom [Hanks].” Translation: if Woody and Buzz are involved, you know it’s legit.

But Tim didn’t stop there. “Two hours in, I was Buzz again,” he said, presumably after shouting “To infinity and beyond!” at least 50 times to get back in character. He went on to gush about how fun it is to be a toy astronaut again. Honestly, Tim, we get it. You’re living the dream.

The Buzz About the Process
Apparently, voicing a beloved animated character isn’t as simple as just showing up and talking like a space ranger. “We’re a year out,” Tim explained. “I’ve made it to the third act, but we’ll revisit, clean it up, and then I’ll do it like five more times.”

Yes, making Toy Story magic is a marathon, not a sprint. But according to Tim, it’s all worth it: “It’s really good. Like, really good.” Are you hyped yet? Because we’re about to book tickets for June 19, 2026, right now.

Final Thoughts: Blessed to Buzz
Tim wrapped things up on a heartfelt note: “I’m so blessed to be Buzz Lightyear, to be honest.” Honestly, Tim, we’re the blessed ones. Whether it’s epic space battles, existential toy crises, or just a hilariously over-the-top Buzz Lightyear speech, we’re here for it all.

Mark your calendars. The countdown to infinity—and June 19, 2026—has officially begun!

Tim Allen Spills the Tea on ‘Toy Story 5’: “It’s Not About the Money… Or Is It?”

Hannah Berner Roasts Blake Lively With an Awkwardly-Timed Zinger in Netflix Special

Timing is everything, just ask Hannah Berner, who recently found herself in the comedic crosshairs of… herself. The 33-year-old funny gal and ex-Summer House star lobbed a joke at none other than Blake Lively in her latest Netflix special Torching 2024: A Roast of the Year. Let’s just say, it landed with the grace of a cat falling off a kitchen counter.

The special, presumably filmed months ago when the drama dial was still set to “low simmer,” has resurfaced at a time when Blake is fending off metaphorical dragons. The actress is knee-deep in a lawsuit against her It Ends With Us co-star Justin Baldoni, accusing him of running a smear campaign against her. (We’re talking actual lawsuits here, not just a passive-aggressive subtweet war!)

So, what did Hannah serve up on her roast platter? Oh, just a little something spicy. She quipped, “The word ‘c–t’ was trending this year. I don’t think Blake Lively was that bad.” Ouch. A mic drop moment? Maybe. But in this case, the mic might have hit someone’s foot on the way down.

While the joke was likely written long before Blake’s current drama became public knowledge, the timing couldn’t be more awkward if it tried. It’s like showing up to a costume party dressed as a piñata—only to find out it’s a black-tie affair.

As for Blake, she’s got bigger fish to fry, what with the alleged smear campaigns and the whole “trying to keep my Hollywood queen status intact” situation. Whether she’ll laugh this off or add it to her list of grievances remains to be seen.

Hannah’s roast reminds us all of one universal truth: roasting celebrities is a risky business, especially when they’re already in the hot seat. As for us, we’ll be over here, popcorn in hand, waiting to see how this one pans out. 🍿

Rats, Rats, and More Rats! Emma Corrin Is Literally Swamped in ‘Nosferatu’ Rodents

Nosferatu is crawling—nay, swarming—with rats, and yes, they’re as real as your Wi-Fi bill. Over 5,000 live rats made their big-screen debut, each one apparently auditioning for “Best Supporting Rodent.” But don’t worry, no rats were harmed. In fact, they probably got better treatment than the human cast.

Director Robert Eggers, who clearly has a thing for things that go squeak in the night, spilled the tea:
“If you see a rat front and center, congrats, that’s a genuine, real-deal rat. But if they’re in the background? Those are CGI divas.” And yes, the live ones were trained. Trained! Picture a tiny rat academy where they learn to scurry with flair.

Production designer Craig Lathrop chimed in like a proud rat dad:
“We didn’t lose a single one! All accounted for. We even built little plexiglass condos for them on set. Safety first! We didn’t want rats playing chicken with horses or turning into pancakes under their hooves. This wasn’t a Tom and Jerry episode.”

But let’s talk about the true MVP of this rat-astic spectacle: Emma Corrin. Not content with merely acting in Nosferatu, Emma went full rat enthusiast. They shared a behind-the-scenes video where they were absolutely covered in the critters. Just chilling. Living their best rodent-starring-life.

“Happy Nosferatu Day 🐀,” Emma captioned the video on Instagram, looking far too calm for someone in a sea of squeaky chaos. Seriously, Emma deserves an award for rat patience—or maybe just a lifetime supply of sanitizer.

Nosferatu: the movie where rats were the stars, the humans were co-stars, and Emma Corrin was… well, a snack. 🧀

Adrien Brody Spills the Tea: Panic Attacks, Eating Disorders, and Why Filming ‘The Pianist’ Wasn’t a Picnic

Adrien Brody, the guy who gave us goosebumps and ugly cries in The Pianist, recently got real about what went down behind the scenes of his Oscar-winning performance. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t all golden statues and celebratory champagne.

At 51, Adrien is spilling the beans about what it took to become the youngest Best Actor Oscar winner at 29—and boy, it wasn’t just method acting; it was method suffering. In a chat with Vulture, Adrien got candid about dropping a whopping 30 pounds for the role, battling panic attacks, and a one-year stint in the “I forgot how to eat like a normal person” club.

When Losing 30 Pounds Gets Spiritual
Adrien described his extreme weight loss as not just physical but a full-on existential trip. “It was a physical transformation for storytelling,” he shared, which is Hollywood-speak for “I starved, y’all.” He added, “It opened me up spiritually to understanding emptiness and hunger in ways I never knew before.” Translation: He could probably feel his ribs debating politics by the end of it.

PTSD, Panic Attacks, and Gallows Humor
While Adrien delivered an unforgettable performance, it came with some serious side effects. He admitted, “I definitely had an eating disorder for at least a year. And then I was depressed for a year, if not a lifetime.” (Cue nervous laughter.) Classic Adrien, cracking a joke in the middle of baring his soul. We see you, king.

New Film, New Vibes
Fast forward to Adrien’s new movie The Brutalist, where he had a much healthier experience. “It broke some illusion of the need for suffering,” he explained. Translation: No more lugging home the emotional baggage of fictional characters. Progress! He described it as a surprising revelation, like realizing you can eat a salad without posting it on Instagram.

Moral of the Story
Being a star is tough, but Adrien Brody is tougher—and apparently, a bit of a comedian in disguise. So next time you’re feeling stressed, remember Adrien survived The Pianist and came out stronger, funnier, and a little less hungry.

Adrien Brody Spills the Tea: Panic Attacks, Eating Disorders, and Why Filming ‘The Pianist’ Wasn’t a Picnic

Fans Suspect Dua Lipa & Callum Turner Are Engaged, Thanks to a Sneaky Little Ring

There’s a potential engagement in the celebrity world, and the internet is losing its collective mind. Dua Lipa, the queen of pop bops, and Callum Turner, the charming actor who probably has a secret Pinterest board full of swoon-worthy poses, might be ready to say “I do!” At least, that’s what fans think after spotting what can only be described as “a sparkly piece of finger bling” in one of Dua’s holiday selfies.

The 29-year-old songstress, who makes heartbreak sound like a dance party, and her 34-year-old maybe-fiancé, who looks like he writes poetry on the side, have been an item for about a year. And let’s just say, they’re giving the whole “new couple goals” vibe a run for its money.

In a series of festive Instagram pics captioned something like “Home for the holidays (but with better lighting),” Dua casually dropped a bombshell: an up-close shot of her hand with a ring that screamed, “Yes, I’m important. Ask me about my sparkle.” Naturally, fans zoomed in faster than a millennial scrolling through TikTok at 3 a.m.

Cue the Rumor Mill
Adding fuel to the rumor fire is an unconfirmed report from The Sun (because, of course). According to an insider—who we can only imagine spoke in a whisper and wore sunglasses indoors—Dua and Callum are officially engaged. “Dua and Callum are so in love and know this is forever,” the insider gushed. “They’re basically the human version of a rom-com. Dua’s year has been phenomenal, and this engagement is like the cherry on top of an already over-the-top sundae. Callum is her rock, and not just the sparkly one on her hand.”

Apparently, their families and friends are already planning the Pinterest-worthy wedding in their heads. “It’s been an amazing Christmas for them!” said the source. Yes, because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like an engagement ring and a million notifications from curious fans.

The Verdict?
Well, until Dua or Callum confirms the news (or posts a cryptic Instagram caption with 17 emojis), we’ll just be over here, analyzing every pixel of their photos. For now, let’s all pretend we’re invited to their hypothetical wedding and speculate wildly about the cake flavors. Maybe lemon poppyseed? Red velvet? Who knows? But one thing’s for sure: Dua’s ring game is strong, and her holiday selfies are even stronger. 🎄💍

Kristin Chenoweth Serenades Twitter with a Cozy Fireplace Concert—A Festive Farewell!

Kristin Chenoweth, the pint-sized powerhouse with a voice so angelic it could make Rudolph cry, decided to cap off her Christmas by belting out a tune in front of a fireplace. Of course, her husband Josh Bryant and their dog Thunder were on hand for the festive finale, probably wondering why they hadn’t been cast in Wicked yet.

Kristin tweeted, “A Christmas Lullaby to end the day ❄️❤️ Hope you all had a lovely holiday with your families! Love, KC, Josh, & Thunder.” Yes, even Thunder got billing in this tweet—proof that Kristin’s household is a democracy.

Now, this wasn’t just any lullaby—it was “Christmas Lullaby,” a song from Kristin’s holiday album Happiness is… Christmas! (because apparently happiness isn’t leftover ham and a pile of wrapping paper). Fun fact: Barbra Streisand has also covered this song. Imagine the pressure of following Babs. It’s like trying to decorate cookies after Martha Stewart walks into your kitchen.

Kristin’s holiday season wasn’t exactly a silent night. She kicked things off with not one but TWO movies—Wicked and Our Little Secret—because apparently, she’s determined to make sure we never run out of reasons to adore her. She also squeezed in a holiday concert tour because why rest when you can hit high notes in multiple time zones?

One of the highlights was her performance at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in Los Angeles, a venue so iconic that even Wicked held its U.S. premiere there. Kristin dazzled the audience with holiday hits like “O Holy Night” and “Do You Hear What I Hear?” as well as her signature Wicked anthems “Popular” and “For Good.” Let’s be honest—if she didn’t sing “Popular,” the crowd might have rioted.

In a heartwarming twist of Broadway bestie energy, Kristin’s longtime pal Kelli O’Hara will be headlining her own concert at the LA Opera in February. It’s like a tag-team match of vocal brilliance—Broadway divas edition.

Kristin Chenoweth, wrapping up Christmas with a lullaby, a fireplace, and enough holiday cheer to last until at least Groundhog Day. Can we nominate her as the official voice of Christmas? Thunder can be her campaign manager.

Eminem Spills the Tea on 2025 Grammys, Puts His Money on Kendrick Lamar

Eminem, a.k.a. Slim Shady, a.k.a. Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. the Rap God, is out here playing Grammy fortune-teller, and honestly? We’re here for it. The 52-year-old rap legend, who’s got more Grammys than most people have working lightbulbs in their house (15, to be exact), is gearing up for the 2025 ceremony with not one, not two, but three nominations.

But don’t get it twisted—he’s not flexing about his own chances. Nope, he’s putting his bets on the one and only Kendrick Lamar to walk away with an armful of gold gramophones.

“It’s stiff competition,” Eminem dished on his SiriusXM channel Shade45, probably while casually sipping a Mountain Dew or something equally on-brand. “Kendrick’s gonna sweep that sh–. He’s going to, and he should.” That’s rap god speak for “Y’all better not mess this up.”

Kendrick, by the way, isn’t just showing up to the Grammys—he’s practically moving in. The guy’s nominated for SEVEN awards, including Record of the Year, Song of the Year, and Best Rap Performance for his track “Not Like Us.” Oh, and let’s not forget his collab banger “Like That” with Future and Metro Boomin, which snagged him even more nods. Basically, Kendrick’s nominations list is longer than most people’s grocery receipts.

And Eminem? Don’t count him out just yet. He’s in the running for Best Rap Performance and Best Music Video for “Houdini” (which is a total mic-drop anthem, FYI) and Best Rap Album for The Death of Slim Shady (Coup De Grâce). If that title doesn’t scream, “I’m still the king,” then what does?

So, will Kendrick sweep? Will Slim Shady snag a few more shiny trophies? One thing’s for sure: this year’s Grammys are going to be more intense than a rap battle in a parking lot at midnight. Stay tuned. It’s about to get loud.

@rap #Eminem reveals he thinks #KendrickLamar ♬ original sound – RAP

Khloe Kardashian Recaps True’s Christmas Fever Saga—and It’s a Holly, Jolly Rollercoaster

Khloe Kardashian’s Christmas was less “Silent Night” and more “Silent Alarm” as she spent the holiday navigating the ultimate mom nightmare: sick kids during the most festive time of the year.

The 40-year-old reality star found herself playing nurse instead of hostess after a one-two punch of toddler germs hit her household. First, her son Tatum decided to kick things off with a surprise edition of “Holiday Cough-a-palooza.” But just as Khloe thought she was in the clear, True swooped in with her grand finale: a whopping 105-degree fever.

In an Instagram story that felt more like a live episode of Keeping Up with the Calamities, Khloe dished out the details.

“Tatum was super sick the weekend before,” Khloe began, likely clutching a bottle of hand sanitizer like a lifeline. “But now he’s perfect and great. Like, great enough to try and redecorate the Christmas tree with snacks. He was totally fine for Christmas Eve and all of that.”

Cue the plot twist: True caught whatever toddler cooties Tatum had just banished. But because True Kardashian doesn’t do anything halfway, she went for the gold medal in Fevers.

“True had a 105 fever. A hundred and five! That’s not a fever; that’s a summer in the Sahara,” Khloe quipped (or at least should have). “It was really scary. It was horrible. But now, thank goodness, she’s just starting to feel better.”

Khloe shared how, despite the chaos, they still tried to keep the holiday vibes alive. “Yesterday, we all hung out at my mom’s. True was sleeping in another room while I was trying to cook breakfast and not burn the pancakes. Multitasking level: Extreme Mom Edition.”

As for Christmas Day, it was less of a Merry and more of a Meh-ry Christmas for poor True.

“That’s when you know your kid is sick,” Khloe explained, probably holding a cup of cold coffee from two days ago. “When Santa toys—Santa TOYS—don’t even excite them. I mean, Santa could’ve rolled in with a sleigh full of unicorns, and True would’ve been like, ‘Nah.’”

Luckily, the Kardashian Christmas spirit prevailed. “I’m so happy she’s feeling better,” Khloe said, possibly holding back tears of joy. “And I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas—because yesterday, I was too busy trying not to cry into the mashed potatoes.”

Here’s hoping next year, the only drama in the Kardashian household involves who wore the best sparkly outfit—not thermometers and tissues.

“Home Alone” Director Spills the Tea: Macaulay Culkin’s Legendary Aftershave Scene Was a Total Fluke

Turns out, one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history wasn’t meticulously planned—it was just Macaulay Culkin doing his thing and accidentally creating magic. Talk about stumbling into greatness!

Chris Columbus, the guy who directed Home Alone (not to be confused with that dude who “discovered” America), recently spilled some behind-the-scenes secrets on THR’s Awards Chatter podcast. The headline? The legendary aftershave scene where Kevin slaps his cheeks and screams like a banshee? Yup, that was a happy little oopsie.

The Script vs. The Chaos
Apparently, the script had instructions—but when do kids ever follow those? Chris explained, “Macaulay was supposed to dab on the aftershave, give himself a light cheek pat, and then let out a scream. Simple, right?” But nope. Instead, Macaulay planted his hands on his face like his cheeks were glued to his palms and just… left them there.

Why? Nobody knows. Maybe it was nerves, maybe he got lost in the sauce, or maybe he thought, “This’ll look great on a meme in 30 years.” Chris admits, “I gave him clear directions, but for reasons beyond human comprehension, he froze with his hands stuck to his face. And you know what? We couldn’t stop laughing.”

But here’s the twist: if the crew laughs on set, it usually means the joke won’t land in the movie. Hollywood logic is weird like that. Except this time, the test audience cracked up harder than Kevin’s booby traps cracking burglars’ skulls, so the scene stayed—and the rest is Home Alone history.

Credit Where Credit’s Due (Spoiler: Not Chris)
Chris, bless his humble soul, refuses to take credit for this moment of genius. “It was all Macaulay,” he confessed. “I can’t even pretend I directed that brilliance. He probably doesn’t remember why he did it, but he’s the real MVP here.”

So, the aftershave scream wasn’t choreographed perfection. It was Macaulay channeling pure, unfiltered, “Oops, did I do that?” energy. And honestly, isn’t that the spirit of Kevin McCallister in a nutshell?

Bonus Trivia: The McCallister Mansion Mystery
As a side note, Chris also addressed the burning question: How did Kevin’s parents afford that ridiculously big, fancy house? While Chris didn’t spill all the tea (tax evasion? pyramid scheme?), he teased enough to keep the conspiracy theories alive. Maybe that’s another story for another podcast.

The next time you slap on aftershave and scream for no reason, just remember—you’re paying homage to a cinematic accident-turned-masterpiece. Thanks, Macaulay.

Sony Pictures CEO Says Critics Turned ‘Kraven’ & ‘Madame Web’ Into Roadkill, Defends the Flops with Vigor

Sony Pictures had a dream—a big, cinematic universe dream where Spider-Man’s side characters would shine like the stars they almost are. That dream, unfortunately, tripped over its own web and face-planted into a puddle of box office despair. Enter Madame Web and Kraven the Hunter, two films that proved you can have all the Spidey connections in the world and still miss the mark like a villain firing blanks.

For the uninitiated, while Disney hoards Marvel like a dragon with gold, Sony clings tightly to its Spider-Man goodies like the last slice of pizza at a party. They’ve spun off flicks like Venom (not bad), Morbius (lol), and now these two cinematic curiosities.

And who better to defend these not-so-great-but-not-terrible movies than Sony Pictures CEO Tony Vinciquerra, who rolled up his sleeves and told the press: “Y’all are the problem.”

Madame Web underperformed in theaters because the press just crucified it,” Vinciquerra told the Los Angeles Times while metaphorically shaking his fist at the clouds. “It was not a bad film, and it did great on Netflix,” he added, as if Netflix success is the new bar for cinematic greatness.

Tony wasn’t done, oh no. He doubled down: “For some reason, the press decided that they didn’t want us making these films out of Kraven and Madame Web, and the critics just destroyed them.” Yep, those pesky critics, armed with pens sharper than Kraven’s claws, apparently torpedoed what could’ve been masterpieces.

“These are not terrible films. They were just destroyed by the critics in the press, for some reason,” Tony repeated, perhaps hoping if he said it enough, the movies might magically gross a billion dollars.

But let’s talk numbers because they don’t lie, even when the CEO spins harder than a Spider-Man fight scene. Madame Web swung its way to a lackluster $56 million at the domestic box office and $100 million worldwide. Meanwhile, Kraven the Hunter has clawed its way to a whopping $44 million globally after two weeks. Combined, that’s… still not great.

Tony Vinciquerra wants you to know that the real villains here aren’t the movies or Sony’s questionable decision-making. Nope, it’s the critics and the press, who’ve somehow managed to become the Thanos of Sony’s Spider-Verse dreams. Snap, and half the box office potential was gone. But hey, there’s always Netflix, right?

Sony Pictures CEO Says Critics Turned ‘Kraven’ & ‘Madame Web’ Into Roadkill, Defends the Flops with Vigor

Netflix Breaks the Internet with Beyoncé Bowl and NFL Christmas Madness!

Beyoncé just turned Christmas into a full-blown holiday spectacle. Forget cookies and eggnog—this year, it was all about touchdowns, halftime sass, and Beyoncé-level fabulousness.

Queen Bey graced the field at NRG Stadium during the Ravens vs. Texans game on Christmas Day, belting out tunes from her newest album, Cowboy Carter. This wasn’t just a halftime show—it was a Beyoncé Bowl Extravaganza streamed live on Netflix. And yes, she brought all the drama, sparkle, and iconic moves we didn’t even know we needed.

Ratings Through the Roof (and Beyond)
The stats are in, and spoiler alert: they’re as jaw-dropping as Beyoncé’s choreography. The Ravens-Texans game pulled in a whopping 24.3 million viewers on average. Impressive, right? But wait—here comes the Chiefs-Steelers game earlier that day with a slightly less, but still wow-worthy 24.1 million viewers.

But the real MVP of the night? Beyoncé. She managed to not only outshine Christmas lights but also broke records, with a viewership peak of over 27 million during her halftime takeover. That’s right—27 million people simultaneously dropped their Christmas hams to witness greatness.

#BeyoncéBowl: The Hashtag Heard ‘Round the World
The performance sparked a social media frenzy faster than you can say “single ladies.” #BeyoncéBowl didn’t just trend—it obliterated trends. According to Netflix, it knocked #Christmas out of the top spot worldwide. (Sorry, Santa, your reign was fun while it lasted.) By the end of her performance, Netflix claimed 10 out of the top 12 trending topics on X (formerly Twitter). It was like a Beyoncé buffet of trending hashtags. Even places like Australia, Germany, and Brazil got in on the action because apparently, Queen Bey is a global phenomenon—not just a US treasure.

Netflix and NFL: A Power Couple
Netflix exec Bela Bajaria couldn’t stop gushing: “This was the best Christmas gift we could’ve delivered!” Move over, Rudolph—Bela and the NFL just stole your thunder. Meanwhile, NFL honcho Hans Schroeder was basically doing backflips, calling it a “historic day” for the league. (Translation: Beyoncé is now the unofficial Commissioner of Football.)

Special Guests Galore!
And because Beyoncé never does anything halfway, she brought out a glittery parade of special guests during her performance. From Brittney Spencer and Reyna Roberts to Post Malone and her mini-me, Blue Ivy Carter, the halftime show was basically a star-studded Christmas miracle. Blue Ivy, by the way, casually reminded us that talent is clearly genetic as she danced alongside her mom. No big deal.

Coming to Netflix (Again)!
Missed it? Don’t worry; Netflix has your back. Beyoncé Bowl is dropping as a standalone special later this week because Netflix knows that the world can never have too much Beyoncé. Get your popcorn ready—this is about to become your new holiday tradition. 🎄🏈✨

Beyoncé turned Christmas into her day, Netflix broke the Internet, and the NFL is living its best life. Your move, Easter Bunny.

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