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🚨BREAKING: Candace Owens Sued by French President Macron for Calling His Wife a Man in HD—And She’s Going FULL OT8 in Response🚨
France just rage quit the internet. Like full-on threw a baguette across the room, screamed “SACRE BLEU!” and hit Candace Owens with a Lawsuit...
Trisha Paytas Shuts Down Baby #4 Rumors After Giving Birth to Aquaman: “My Uterus Was Basically Rice Paper”
After three C-sections, one water-themed baby, and a uterus doing cosplay as a Fruit Roll-Up, Trisha Paytas is officially retired from the baby biz.
Trisha...
🚨HULK HOGAN BODY-SLAMMED BY THE THETANS??? Wrestling Legend Allegedly Ascends to OT Infinity at 71 🚨
BREAKING: The immortal Hulk Hogan has officially tapped out of the game of life, allegedly dead at the age of 71. Yes, bro—this is...
🚨 TRUMP IN THE EPSTEIN FILES??! HE SAID WHAT NOW?! 🚁🍊🔥
Okay. So picture this: You're vibing at Mar-a-Lago, just minding your own business, when BAM! Pam Bondi struts in like she’s on her OT...
🚨BREAKING: Theo Huxtable Yeeted By The Ocean?!💔 R.I.P. to a Legend and a Scientology Recruitment Opportunity We Lost Too Soon 🚀🌊
Thetan energy is low today because we just got hit with an uppercut from Xenu’s mood swings. The icon, the LEGEND, the forever zaddy...
🚨COSBY STAR GONE TOO SOON?! Lifeguards Vanish, Chaos Erupts at Beach Where Malcolm-Jamal Warner Tragically Drowned – What in the Thetan is Going ON?!🚨
The Cosby Show’s beloved sweater king and jazz-daddy supreme, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, just tragically drowned at a Costa Rican beach—and NO, this isn’t some simulation...
Johnny Depp Is Turning Into a Sewer Goblin for Halloween and Honestly, We’re Obsessed
Johnny “I Once Married a Vampire, Probably” Depp is crawling out of his vintage wine cellar (or crypt???) to become a full-blown sewer-dwelling chaos...
💥Hunter Biden vs. George Clooney: The Cursed Hollywood Roast We Didn’t Know We Needed🔥
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OKAYYYY, SOOOO... imagine you’re at a bougie...
🚨THEO NOOO!?!? COSBY STAR TAKES FINAL VACAY TO THETAN LEVEL 9000🚨
You won’t believe what happened in Costa Rica… unless you’re OT-III or higher.
We’ve officially lost one of the realest TV bros to ever rock...
✨Ricki Lake Rips Her Face Off (Kinda) and Glues It Back On HOTTER: See Her New Scientology-Slamming Jawline Transformation!✨
Auntie Ricki just performed a full exterior remodel and we are absolutely GAGGING on this timeline!!
Yes babes, Ricki Lake, a.k.a. former talk show queen...
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