NBC is about to serve us The Traitors… with a twist so juicy it should come with a straw.
The iconic Peacock series — where famous reality stars stab each other in the back for money and camera time — is ditching celebs and letting regular people in. Yes. Civilians. Your neighbor with the suspiciously long lunch breaks could literally be on TV lying for cash.
Alan Cumming, our beloved Scottish drama king slash couture warlock, is returning to host and probably judge everyone silently while wearing pants that cost more than my entire apartment lease. NBC says production starts in 2026, which is code for “you have time to buy your villain-era wardrobe.”
If you think you have the range to betray strangers on national television while keeping your lip gloss perfect, you can apply at TheTraitorsUS.com right now. This is not a drill.
Sharon Vuong, queen of NBC unscripted programming, teased that Alan will throw “complete strangers” into “epic missions and twisted gameplay.” Translation: people will cry, alliances will crumble, and someone will definitely go home because they were “giving suspicious vibes” when really they just needed a bathroom break.
Honestly? This is The Hunger Games if Effie Trinket had better taste in suits and a Scottish accent. And I’m living for it. 💅✨🩷
