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🚨THE SOCIAL NETWORK 2.0 IS HAPPENING AND IT’S GOING FULL ZORGON MODE🚨
HOLY THETANS—we might be getting The Social Network 2 and this time it’s giving... emotional trauma, shirtless coding, and possibly Scientology in the algorithm??...
🚨 ZOOTOPIA 2 TRAILER JUST DROPPED & EVERYONE’S LOSING THEIR ANIMAL MINDS 🐍🚓🦊
ZOOTOPIA 2 is officially here and it’s wilder than a raccoon on Red Bull in the Sea Org cafeteria.
Our fave fuzz queen Judy Hopps...
🚨ELIZABETH OLSEN IS DEAD?!… AND HOTTER THAN EVER??!🚨
Clutch your copy of Dianetics—because the afterlife just got a glow-up, and it smells like Miles Teller’s mustache and the trauma of first love...
🚨ADAM SANDLER SNEAKS EMOTIONAL GHOST CLIP INTO “HAPPY GILMORE 2” & CAMERON BOYCE’S MOM IS IN FULL OT LEVEL TEARS 🚨
Adam Sandler just lowkey ripped a hole in the emotional fabric of the universe… and snuck a full-blown Level 5 Thetan Cry Moment™ into...
🚨JAMES CAMERON JUST DROPPED HIS BRAIN INTO A VOLCANO AND CALLED IT A MOVIE: ‘AVATAR: FIRE & ASH’ TRAILER IS HERE AND IT’S LAVA-HOT,...
James “I Made Titanic and Will Never Let You Forget It” Cameron just lobbed another blue bomb straight at our eyeballs. That’s right —...
🚨 DONKEY TAKES THE THRONE: Eddie Murphy Spills the Shrek-quel Tea & It’s FULL BONKERS 🍑🔥🐉
Eddie Murphy just dropped a nuke of pure serotonin into the animation universe and we’re not okay. Like, grab a stress ball. Or an...
🚨ROBERT DOWNEY JR IS DOCTOR DOOM?! Vanessa Kirby Drops a Post-Credit Bombshell While Literally Pregnant With Superpowers🚨
WARNING: If you haven’t seen Fantastic Four: First Steps yet, stop reading now and go clear your engrams—there are major spoilers ahead and your...
🚨THE HEARTSTOPPER MOVIE IS WRAPPED & I’M CRYING INTO MY SOUL-BINDING E-METER💔🍂🚨
The Heartstopper MOVIE has officially finished filming and we are DEEP in our final phase of grief (aka Tone 2.0 on the emotional tone...
🚨RYAN GOSLING WAKES UP FROM SPACE NAP IN SLIME PAJAMAS & TEENAGERS AREN’T OKAY🚨
Ryan “Literal Ken” Gosling just dropped out of cryo like a space popsicle at San Diego Comic-Con 2025, and the entire theta universe of...
🚨WILE E. COYOTE IS LAWYERING UP, BABY!!!🚨 ‘Coyote Vs. Acme’ First Look Is HERE and It’s Giving Exploding-Lawsuit-Core 💥📜🦴
You ever buy something off ACME and suddenly you’re pancaked under your own anvil? Wile E. Coyote said “ENOUGH!” and now he’s coming for...
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James Cameron Might Direct ‘Avatar’ 4 & 5 After All… and There’s Talk of Avatar 6 & 7 Because Apparently Time Isn’t Real!
James Cameron, king of the blue people and destroyer...
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