Meghan Markle Didn’t Leak Names of Royal Racists to Omid Scobie

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The royal saga in the UK is more tangled than a plate of spaghetti at a royal banquet. Omid Scobie, the royal storyteller extraordinaire, has the Brits doing mental gymnastics that would make Simone Biles proud. It’s like a game of blame bingo, and everyone’s got their daubers ready.

First off, Scobie is in the hot seat for a Dutch mistranslation. But hey, he swears it’s not his fault. The Brit media, however, seems to have enrolled in a pretzel logic masterclass, blaming him for everything short of the weather.

Then there’s the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, getting flak for talking about the Windsors’ racism two years ago. I mean, who does she think she is, spilling the royal tea on the family’s history of colonialism, racism, bigotry, and sadism? The Windsors are puffing and huffing about legal action, but seriously, who are they planning to sue? Scobie, Piers Morgan, Meghan? It’s like a courtroom version of a royal reality show.

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Meanwhile, the Telegraph has “sources close to Meghan” swearing that she never leaked any letters. It’s like a game of Clue, but the only crime is a royal mess.

And then, the piรจce de rรฉsistance โ€“ the royal family is considering legal action because someone spilled the beans on the “royal racists” in Scobie’s book. Piers Morgan joined the name-dropping party, and suddenly it’s a global who’s who of royal shade.

Sources close to the Royals say it’s all baseless, while Meghan’s camp insists she never intended for the names to go public. The Royals are so flustered; they might overshadow the King’s climate summit appearance. Imagine stealing the spotlight from the climate โ€“ the nerve!

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Behind closed doors, courtiers are having more meetings than your average soap opera scriptwriters. Legal action is on the table, and the Royals are ready to rumble in an international court battle. It’s media giants versus monarchy, and Sussexes versus the institution โ€“ it’s like a royal WrestleMania.

Legal experts are rubbing their hands together, suggesting the Royals could sue Scobie or media outlets for defamation. They might even pull an injunction out of the crown jewels to keep those names under wraps.

The Royals usually steer clear of legal drama, fearing a can of worms. But hey, it’s not unprecedented. Remember the topless Kate Middleton photos fiasco? The Royals lawyered up back then, and now they’re ready to dance the legal tango once again.

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Let’s take a stroll through the royalist’s mind for a moment. They’re convinced Meghan leaked the existence of some mysterious “letters” to the Telegraph, then passed them to Scobie, who sneakily dropped the names only in the Dutch edition of his book. Hold on a second โ€“ if Meghan and Harry wanted those names out, they’d have shouted them from Buckingham Palace’s rooftops during the Oprah interview.

And here’s the kicker โ€“ Scobie probably knows who the royal racists are. British journalists have been in the loop for ages, thanks to the chatty royal courts. It’s like a game of telephone, but with crowns and scepters.

The royal soap opera continues, complete with scandal, legal threats, and more twists than a Shakespearean play. Grab your popcorn, because this drama is far from a royal flush!

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