Meghan Markle Crashes Kerry Washington’s Birthday Bash, Engages in High-Level Crystal Activity

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Kerry Washington just turned 48, and naturally, that required an elite squad of Hollywood’s most spiritual girlies to assemble for a birthday party that was basically Hogwarts for wellness influencers.

Jessica Alba, always ready to document an aesthetic moment, hit up TikTok on Friday (Jan 31) to drop footage from the “Summon Good Vibes” soirée, featuring a very exclusive guest list: Meghan Markle (because obviously), Jenna Dewan, and Katie Lowes, all gathered for a night of moon magic and mystical snacks.

A Sacred Ritual… Featuring Doughnuts
The now-viral video shows Jessica, 43, performing the ancient tradition of “walking over to the table with a plate of doughnuts,” the sacred pastries adorned with lit candles. The Scandal star sits like a regal birthday queen next to Meghan Markle, 43, Duchess of Sussex and International Woman of Jeans & White T-Shirts™, as the group launches into a “Happy Birthday” chant with the kind of energy usually reserved for summoning prosperity under a new moon.

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What Actually Happened at This Party?
Aside from singing and sugar consumption, the attendees engaged in a range of activities that could only be described as “Rich Auntie Witchcraft.” There was meditation. There were crystals. There was intention writing, which probably included goals like “manifesting a drama-free 2025” and “channeling Oprah’s energy”. Meghan, ever the relatable duchess, could be seen deep in the vibes, no doubt mentally drafting her next self-help memoir.

Jessica’s Extremely Enlightened Caption
Jessica Alba, feeling spiritually moved by the evening, captioned her TikTok with the kind of mystical wisdom only available to those who have spent a lot of time on wellness Instagram:

“Happy Born Day to my girl #KerryWashington 🥳🎂”

“There’s nothing like that fill-your-cup type of #girlsnight 💗 Under the energy of the #NewMoon in Aquarius ♒️, we came together for a beautiful ceremony led by Jill, founder of @Spirit Daughter 🌑✨.”

Translation: We vibed under a moon and made vision boards.

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She continued, explaining that the squad took this rare celestial opportunity to manifest, release negativity, and embrace their highest vibrations—which is exactly what one should do while eating doughnuts.

Final Thoughts
Kerry Washington’s birthday party wasn’t just a party. It was a spiritual rebirth, a manifestation summit, and an elite gathering of people who can afford custom-blessed amethyst necklaces. Happy birthday, Kerry—may your year be filled with good energy and even better desserts.

@jessicaalba Happy Born Day to my girl #KerryWashington 🥳🎂 There’s nothing like that fill your cup type of #girls night 💗 Under the energy of the #NewMoon in Aquarius ♒️, we came together for a beautiful ceremony led by Jill, founder of @Spirit Daughter 🌑✨New moons are a time for fresh starts, setting #intentions, and calling in new possibilities—and this night was just that. We connected, #manifested, released what no longer serves us, and tapped into our #power and highest vibration 💫🧘🏽‍♀️🪷 Feeling extra #grateful ♬ You Are Enough (Meditation) – Londrelle

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