In a plot twist worthy of a royal soap opera, it seems that Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle are dialing up their royal telepathy hotline for a chat!
Rumor has it that the Duchess of Sussex and the Princess of Wales are indeed exchanging words, but the vibes are as chilly as a polar bear’s toenails. Apparently, the future Queen is putting the “ice” in “polite,” showing all the warmth of a popsicle in the Arctic.
According to royal whisperer and gossip guru Tom Quinn, the exchanges between Kate and Meghan lack that cozy, fuzzy feeling. It’s more like a formal dance where everyone’s trying not to step on each other’s royal toes. Kate’s all about those well wishes, but she’s keeping a vault-sized safe distance because, let’s face it, trusting Meghan not to spill the royal tea is like trusting a cat not to pounce on a laser pointer.
Quinn spilled more royal beans, saying, “Sure, there might be some sort of relationship brewing, especially from Meghan’s end to keep the Sussex brand shiny, but don’t expect it to be deeper than a kiddie pool. Kate and Meghan are about as likely to trust each other as a vegan in a butcher shop.”
The drama doesn’t end there! Meghan apparently got a dial-a-rant from Princess Kate to “clear the air” after Omid Scobie’s tell-all book dropped like a bomb, stirring up more drama than a reality TV reunion.
Their relationship has been frostier than an ice sculpture since Meghan’s Oprah interview shook the monarchy like a blender on full speed. But hey, even in the world of tiaras and tea parties, there’s still room for concern. Harry and Meghan are reportedly keeping an eye on Princess Kate, who’s chilling at home post-surgery. Looks like even royals can’t escape the good ol’ family drama!