Kristin Cavallari is serving hot tea with a side of shade, and Scott Disick is the main course. The Laguna Beach alum went full reality TV mode as she dished on an alleged DM she claims Scott slid into her Instagram inbox. And yes, she brought receipts—alleged ones, anyway.
In the latest episode of the “Let’s Be Honest” podcast, Kristin wasted no time calling out the self-proclaimed “Lord Disick” (insert air quotes and eyeroll here).
Kristin’s Intro: A ‘Kardouchian’ Roast
Kristin kicked things off by reminding everyone she’s been roasting the Kardashian clan on her podcast like a contestant at a Comedy Central roast. “If you’ve been listening the past month, you know I’ve been ripping on the f***ing Kardouchians—no filter, no mercy. And what do you know? Out of nowhere, Scott Disick slides into my DMs like it’s 2010 and I’m a nightclub.”
The Alleged DM: Scott’s Reality TV Monologue
Kristin didn’t just paraphrase—oh no, she read the alleged message verbatim, with dramatic flair:
“Hey!!! It’s been such a long time, it’s crazy. Kind of crazy how our lives ended up being kind of similar…”
The DM went on like a Lifetime movie script, filled with lines about co-parenting struggles, personal growth, and missing her. (Spoiler: Kristin was not buying it.)
Her reaction? She practically rolled her eyes so hard they could’ve popped out of her head. “Scott, you ‘miss’ me after 17 years? Really? Now that I’m out here airing the Kardashians’ dirty laundry, this is when you wanna play catch-up? Nice try, buddy.”
A Walk Down Memory Lane
Kristin shared that she’s known Scott since they were teenagers, back when they were both Los Angeles party fixtures. “We used to hang out, sure. But nothing ever happened. Not a kiss, not a flirty glance. Nada.”
But things took a wild turn when Scott started dating Kourtney Kardashian. “I loved Kourtney. We had so much fun together—girl-crush vibes, totally.” Then came the drama bomb: after a night out with Scott (and no Kourtney), rumors spread like wildfire that they had hooked up.
The Plot Twist: Scott’s Alleged Scheme
Kristin claims the hookup rumor was all Scott’s doing—a calculated move to win back Kourtney. “Classic Scott,” she quipped. “I’m out here living my best life, and he’s like, ‘You know what would really help my relationship drama? Making it worse.’”
When Kristin confronted Kourtney about the rumor, things didn’t go well. “She hit me with, ‘I wouldn’t put myself in that situation.’ And I was like, ‘Girl, I wasn’t even in the situation!’ But she wasn’t having it. That’s how our friendship ended.”
Final Thoughts: Kristin Has Zero Fs Left to Give
Kristin wrapped things up by calling the alleged DM “textbook manipulative” and saying she’s done playing nice. “They’ve f***ed with me for years. I’m over it. And if they think Scott sliding into my DMs is gonna stop me, they clearly don’t know me.”
Cue dramatic podcast outro music and a mic drop. Reality TV has officially entered its podcast era, and Kristin is leading the charge. Meanwhile, Scott might want to rethink his DM strategy—or at least invest in a subtler playbook.
