Kristin Cavallari is serving hot tea with a side of shade, and Scott Disick is the main course. The Laguna Beach alum went full reality TV mode as she dished on an alleged DM she claims Scott slid into her Instagram inbox. And yes, she brought receiptsโalleged ones, anyway.
In the latest episode of the โLetโs Be Honestโ podcast, Kristin wasted no time calling out the self-proclaimed โLord Disickโ (insert air quotes and eyeroll here).
Kristinโs Intro: A โKardouchianโ Roast
Kristin kicked things off by reminding everyone sheโs been roasting the Kardashian clan on her podcast like a contestant at a Comedy Central roast. โIf youโve been listening the past month, you know Iโve been ripping on the f***ing Kardouchiansโno filter, no mercy. And what do you know? Out of nowhere, Scott Disick slides into my DMs like itโs 2010 and Iโm a nightclub.โ
The Alleged DM: Scottโs Reality TV Monologue
Kristin didnโt just paraphraseโoh no, she read the alleged message verbatim, with dramatic flair:
โHey!!! Itโs been such a long time, itโs crazy. Kind of crazy how our lives ended up being kind of similarโฆโ
The DM went on like a Lifetime movie script, filled with lines about co-parenting struggles, personal growth, and missing her. (Spoiler: Kristin was not buying it.)
Her reaction? She practically rolled her eyes so hard they couldโve popped out of her head. โScott, you โmissโ me after 17 years? Really? Now that Iโm out here airing the Kardashiansโ dirty laundry, this is when you wanna play catch-up? Nice try, buddy.โ
A Walk Down Memory Lane
Kristin shared that sheโs known Scott since they were teenagers, back when they were both Los Angeles party fixtures. โWe used to hang out, sure. But nothing ever happened. Not a kiss, not a flirty glance. Nada.โ
But things took a wild turn when Scott started dating Kourtney Kardashian. โI loved Kourtney. We had so much fun togetherโgirl-crush vibes, totally.โ Then came the drama bomb: after a night out with Scott (and no Kourtney), rumors spread like wildfire that they had hooked up.
The Plot Twist: Scottโs Alleged Scheme
Kristin claims the hookup rumor was all Scottโs doingโa calculated move to win back Kourtney. โClassic Scott,โ she quipped. โIโm out here living my best life, and heโs like, โYou know what would really help my relationship drama? Making it worse.โโ
When Kristin confronted Kourtney about the rumor, things didnโt go well. โShe hit me with, โI wouldnโt put myself in that situation.โ And I was like, โGirl, I wasnโt even in the situation!โ But she wasnโt having it. Thatโs how our friendship ended.โ
Final Thoughts: Kristin Has Zero Fs Left to Give
Kristin wrapped things up by calling the alleged DM โtextbook manipulativeโ and saying sheโs done playing nice. โTheyโve f***ed with me for years. Iโm over it. And if they think Scott sliding into my DMs is gonna stop me, they clearly donโt know me.โ
Cue dramatic podcast outro music and a mic drop. Reality TV has officially entered its podcast era, and Kristin is leading the charge. Meanwhile, Scott might want to rethink his DM strategyโor at least invest in a subtler playbook.