Kristin Cavallari Spills Tea, Throws Scott Disick’s Alleged DM Into the Spotlight, and Unleashes a Reality TV Soap Opera for the Ages

Kristin Cavallari is serving hot tea with a side of shade, and Scott Disick is the main course. The Laguna Beach alum went full reality TV mode as she dished on an alleged DM she claims Scott slid into her Instagram inbox. And yes, she brought receiptsโ€”alleged ones, anyway.

In the latest episode of the โ€œLetโ€™s Be Honestโ€ podcast, Kristin wasted no time calling out the self-proclaimed โ€œLord Disickโ€ (insert air quotes and eyeroll here).

Kristinโ€™s Intro: A โ€˜Kardouchianโ€™ Roast
Kristin kicked things off by reminding everyone sheโ€™s been roasting the Kardashian clan on her podcast like a contestant at a Comedy Central roast. โ€œIf youโ€™ve been listening the past month, you know Iโ€™ve been ripping on the f***ing Kardouchiansโ€”no filter, no mercy. And what do you know? Out of nowhere, Scott Disick slides into my DMs like itโ€™s 2010 and Iโ€™m a nightclub.โ€

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The Alleged DM: Scottโ€™s Reality TV Monologue
Kristin didnโ€™t just paraphraseโ€”oh no, she read the alleged message verbatim, with dramatic flair:

โ€œHey!!! Itโ€™s been such a long time, itโ€™s crazy. Kind of crazy how our lives ended up being kind of similarโ€ฆโ€

The DM went on like a Lifetime movie script, filled with lines about co-parenting struggles, personal growth, and missing her. (Spoiler: Kristin was not buying it.)

Her reaction? She practically rolled her eyes so hard they couldโ€™ve popped out of her head. โ€œScott, you โ€˜missโ€™ me after 17 years? Really? Now that Iโ€™m out here airing the Kardashiansโ€™ dirty laundry, this is when you wanna play catch-up? Nice try, buddy.โ€

A Walk Down Memory Lane
Kristin shared that sheโ€™s known Scott since they were teenagers, back when they were both Los Angeles party fixtures. โ€œWe used to hang out, sure. But nothing ever happened. Not a kiss, not a flirty glance. Nada.โ€

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But things took a wild turn when Scott started dating Kourtney Kardashian. โ€œI loved Kourtney. We had so much fun togetherโ€”girl-crush vibes, totally.โ€ Then came the drama bomb: after a night out with Scott (and no Kourtney), rumors spread like wildfire that they had hooked up.

The Plot Twist: Scottโ€™s Alleged Scheme
Kristin claims the hookup rumor was all Scottโ€™s doingโ€”a calculated move to win back Kourtney. โ€œClassic Scott,โ€ she quipped. โ€œIโ€™m out here living my best life, and heโ€™s like, โ€˜You know what would really help my relationship drama? Making it worse.โ€™โ€

When Kristin confronted Kourtney about the rumor, things didnโ€™t go well. โ€œShe hit me with, โ€˜I wouldnโ€™t put myself in that situation.โ€™ And I was like, โ€˜Girl, I wasnโ€™t even in the situation!โ€™ But she wasnโ€™t having it. Thatโ€™s how our friendship ended.โ€

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Final Thoughts: Kristin Has Zero Fs Left to Give
Kristin wrapped things up by calling the alleged DM โ€œtextbook manipulativeโ€ and saying sheโ€™s done playing nice. โ€œTheyโ€™ve f***ed with me for years. Iโ€™m over it. And if they think Scott sliding into my DMs is gonna stop me, they clearly donโ€™t know me.โ€

Cue dramatic podcast outro music and a mic drop. Reality TV has officially entered its podcast era, and Kristin is leading the charge. Meanwhile, Scott might want to rethink his DM strategyโ€”or at least invest in a subtler playbook.

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