Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble are out on the town again, this time with some casual friends. You know, just Jeff Bezos (the guy who basically owns Earth) and his fiancée, Lauren Sánchez (who’s apparently now the voice of reason in TV-show land). No biggie. They decided to hit up Giorgio Baldi, that totally low-key Italian joint where mere mortals never dare to dine.
Picture this: Kris Jenner, at a modest 68 years young, strolling in like a neon sign in human form, decked out in a pink outfit that could probably be seen from space (Jeff would know). Meanwhile, Lauren, 54, pulled off the whole “I look stunning without trying” vibe in a black-and-white silk dress that screamed chic while Corey, 43, and Jeff, 60, had a secret meeting in the “Men in Black” department, both rocking all-black outfits as if they were about to save the world from aliens right after dessert.
But the real news? Apparently, Lauren has been busy promoting her first children’s book (because who isn’t doing that these days?), charmingly titled The Fly Who Flew to Space. Clearly, that fly is getting more frequent flyer miles than any of us.
During a riveting interview, Lauren let us in on some prime Bezos household secrets. Spoiler alert: billionaires, they’re just like us! They too have trouble picking a show on Netflix. Who would’ve thought that the guy who invented two-day shipping and the woman who wrote about space-traveling insects would have a hard time picking between Bridgerton or Breaking Bad?
Lauren chuckled about how it’s a real debate in their house. “Oh, you can imagine,” she said, probably while Jeff was off trying to order more streaming platforms to solve this crisis. “Our tastes are a little… different.” I bet! Jeff’s probably eyeing documentaries on colonizing Mars, while Lauren’s like, “Let’s watch *The Bachelor*—again.”
And in case you’re wondering, they did finally agree on a few shows. Naturally, they watched Baby Reindeer, because when you’re a trillionaire, you have to know what everyone else is watching, right? Then there was Fallout (because clearly, it’s important to stay prepared for global doomsday), and Presumed Innocent—a courtroom drama about which they both must’ve said, “Well, at least we’re not on trial!” And just to keep things weird, they also loved Severance, because what’s better than a show about literally splitting your work-life balance when you’re running the universe?
A night of fine dining, killer outfits, and TV debates—just another average evening in the world of Kris Jenner and her A-list squad. The only thing missing? A cameo from the actual fly who flew to space. Maybe next time.
