Khloe Kardashian isn’t just a reality star; she’s now a ninja master in the ancient art of Clapping Back. Over the weekend, our beloved 39-year-old posted a photo extravaganza on Instagram, showcasing the adorable antics of her 6-year-old dance prodigy, True. Spoiler alert: it was cuteness overload.
Joining the dance party were none other than Kim Kardashianโs daughter Chicago, 6, and Rob Kardashianโs daughter Dream, 7. This trio of tiny twinkle-toes was ready to dazzle and, of course, dazzle they did.
In the Instagram caption, Khloe skillfully addressed the grumbles of the makeup police. You know, those folks who gasp at the sight of a child wearing lipstick like it’s a national emergency.
“Hold onto your dance shoes, people! My little queens had their big recital yesterday! Year 3 in the bag ๐คธ๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คธ๐ผโโ๏ธ Time is flying faster than a toddler on a sugar high. Can you believe they’ve been shaking their groove things for three whole years?” Khloe wrote, probably while sipping a latte and marveling at how time works.
“They pulled off not one, but two dances this yearโBallet and hip-hop. Yes, you read that right. My angels went from tutus to moonwalks. Iโm bursting with pride here! They were absolutely flawless ๐ฉท,” she added, presumably while brushing off any residual stage glitter.
And because no Kardashian post is complete without a mic drop moment, Khloe clarified, “Obviously, our girls donโt strut around in makeup like this on the daily. This was a recital thing. Chill out, internet. Theyโre stunning just as they are. Yesterday was super special ๐ฉท and will be a memory for the ages.”
Khloe Kardashian: 1. Mommy Shamers: 0. The world keeps spinning, and the kids keep dancing. ๐ฉท
