Katy Perry Suspended for Having SEX WITH A TREE!

34-year-old ‘Roar’ artist Katy Perry just revealed something HILARIOUS from her childhood!

Perry just posted about an incident from sixth grade on her Instagram story detailing how she was suspended from school because she pretended to have sex with a tree! Katy details in her post that she “began making sexual motions (pelvic thrusts)” towards an unsuspecting tree.

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Katy’s suspension note read: “At the 2:00pm recess, Katy and four other students were in an ‘off-limits’ area (behind the backboards) practicing a skit. Katy pretended that a tree was Tom Cruise and began making sexual motions (‘pelvic thrusts’) to the tree. When Katy met with [her teachers] she was asked to describe or demonstrate what she had been seen doing in the playground in front of some other students. Katy chose to describe it. Her words were ‘it was inappropriate’ and ‘like making out.’” Take a look at the note below from November 14 1996 and let us know what you think! DO YOU THINK KATY PERRY SHOULD HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED? DO YOU THINK THE TREE WAS UPSET THAT IT HAD BEEN SEXUALLY MOLESTED?!

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Katy Perry Suspended for Having SEX WITH A TREE!

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