Jamie Lee Curtis Marks 25 Years of Sobriety

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Jamie Lee Curtis, legendary scream queen herself, is popping the confetti cannons and throwing a party because she’s hit the 25-year mark of being clean and sober!

In case you’ve been living under a rock, Jamie, who’s now a sprightly 65-year-old, has battled her fair share of addiction demons in the past. She’s danced with opioids and other mind-altering substances, but guess what? She’s still standing! And not behind bars, mind you. That’s what you call a win in Hollywood.

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So, imagine waking up to scroll through your Insta feed on a Saturday morning, and boom! There’s Jamie, looking fabulous as ever, holding up this little ring with “JLC Twenty Five” engraved on it like she’s Frodo about to embark on a quest to destroy the One Ring. But instead of Mount Doom, she’s vanquished her addiction demons. Bravo, Jamie, bravo!

In her caption, she’s all like, “Yep, I’ve been kicking butt and taking names for 25 years straight. One day at a time, people. That’s 9,125 days of saying no to the dark side.” And she’s not just basking in her own glory; she’s dropping some wisdom too. Quoting her old buddy Adam, she talks about finding inner peace, purpose, and the comforting knowledge that she’s not alone in this crazy addiction circus. She’s like the Oprah of overcoming struggles, spreading love and support to all those still fighting their own battles.

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So, to all you warriors battling addiction and shame out there, take a page out of Jamie’s book. Grab her virtual hand (because, you know, social distancing) and join the party train to Sobrietyville. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Jamie’s driving! Cheers to 25 years, Jamie! Keep slaying, you magnificent beast! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅณ

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