Meghan Markle is ready to make amends with the Royal Family, all in the name of brand-building and jam-selling!
Our favorite Duchess of Sussex has cooked up a new lifestyle brand, the fabulously named American Riviera Orchard, and she’s on a mission to get her in-laws to join the hype train. Picture it: Queen Camilla slathering American Riviera jam on her morning scone. Divine, right?
Royal tea spiller Angela Levin revealed on GB News: “Meghan is still miffed about the royal drama from four years ago. She’s ready to clear the air and spill the tea over some Earl Grey.”
Angela didn’t hold back: “Honestly, Meghan should probably be the one to say ‘Sorry!’ first, but let’s be real, that’s as likely as the Queen rapping at the next royal banquet.”
But wait, there’s more! Levin let slip that Meghan is enlisting Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie in her jam-tastic crusade. They’re on a mission to spread the love (and the jam) far and wide. Meghan’s dream? To see King Charles slathering her signature preserves on his toast. Because nothing says reconciliation like a royal breakfast endorsement!
So, keep your eyes peeled for the next royal family photo op – who knows, they might be holding jars of American Riviera Orchard jam and smiling through gritted teeth!
@gbnews Meghan Markle is reportedly 'still genuinely hurt' over her Royal exit and events that allegedly occurred during her time in the family. #MeghanMarkle #PrinceHarry #AngelaLevin #RoyalFamily #NanaAkua #GBNews ♬ original sound – GB News
