Dust off your putters and get ready to channel your inner angry golfer because Happy Gilmore 2 is officially happening, and Netflix just served up a teaser hotter than a fresh plate of grandma’s meatloaf!
Yes, you heard that right—Adam Sandler is back in his legendary 1996 role, and we can only assume he’s still violently whacking golf balls and possibly some unsuspecting bystanders. But wait—there’s more! This sequel isn’t just about Happy’s wild swings (both emotional and athletic); it’s jam-packed with celebrity cameos that’ll make your head spin faster than a golf ball in a hurricane.
The Star-Studded Lineup Includes:
📢 Julie Bowen & Christopher McDonald (because what’s a Happy Gilmore movie without the original gang?)
📢 Ben Stiller (presumably still terrifying old people in nursing homes)
📢 Bad Bunny (because why NOT have a reggaeton star on the green?)
📢 Travis Kelce (hopefully explaining football to people who only know him as “Taylor Swift’s boyfriend”)
📢 Rory McIlroy, Bryson DeChambeau, Scottie Scheffler, Justin Thomas, & John Daly (AKA actual professional golfers who will probably show up just to humiliate Happy)
📢 Paige Spiranac (because golf’s never had this much social media clout)
And in breaking nepotism news, Sandler’s real-life daughters, Sadie (18) and Sunny (16), have joined the cast, because why not turn this into a full-on family affair?
So, when can you witness this glorious chaos? Mark your calendars for July 25, 2025, because that’s when Netflix will bless us with this cinematic masterpiece.
Until then, keep practicing your swing, talking to imaginary alligators, and—most importantly—staying away from Shooter McGavin. 🏌️♂️🔥