Gypsy Rose Blanchard just declared she wants to join Dancing with the Stars — and the internet is collectively screaming, crying, throwing glitter.
Yes, THE Gypsy Rose — ex-prisoner turned reality TV icon, now free, fabulous, and possibly about to tango her way into America’s hearts (or at least injure a backup dancer trying). On Tori Spelling’s podcast misSPELLING (yes, that’s real), Gypsy spilled the sparkly tea: she wants to be cast on DWTS. BUT… she also thinks she might flop harder than a TikToker at Coachella.
“I feel like I’m not talented with anything. I can’t sing, I can’t dance,” Gypsy confessed, very main character vibes. Her birth mom Kristy immediately jumped in like a proud stage mom with a venti frappuccino and said, “She’s got some moves.” 🕺✨ Okay Kristy!!! Let’s not sleep on Gypsy’s potential shoulder shimmy supremacy.
Tori (who’s been on DWTS herself because duh, she’s Tori Spelling) was basically like “Say less, queen,” and offered to hit up the producers. She even told Gypsy to skip Masked Singer because Dancing With The Stars is her destiny. ICONIC BEHAVIOR.
Outside of this possible cha-cha-chaos, Gypsy’s also got her own reality show going on AND she’s thinking about going to cosmetology school?? Sis is booked, busy, and about to be blending contour like her life depends on it. Jail to Jazz Hands to Juvéderm — the career arc we never knew we needed.
Will she dance? Will she do the splits? Will she spin so hard she flies into another dimension?? Stay tuned.
#GypsyOnTheFloor #DWTSorBust #FreeAndFabulous 💅💃✨
