Things just got weirder than a Taylor Swift song about her exes! So, picture this: Taylor Swift, the reigning queen of pop, decided to toss her hat (or maybe her cat) into the political ring, throwing her support behind Kamala Harris for the 2024 election. You know, because why not mix politics with music?
But of course, no story is complete without a little Musk madness! Enter Elon Musk, aka the guy who’s probably trying to colonize Mars and meme his way into the White House simultaneously. After Taylor endorsed Kamala, Elon took a break from launching rockets and, in classic Musk fashion, fired off a response on his social media platform X (formerly known as Twitter, because apparently, letters are just too mainstream now).
And what did Elon say? Oh, nothing too weird… just that he’d impregnate the pop star. Yes, you read that right. Elon Musk basically offered himself up as Taylor Swift’s personal baby daddy while simultaneously vowing to become her cats’ knight in shining armor. “Fine, Taylor… you win… I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life,” he posted. Because who needs romance when you’ve got a billionaire space enthusiast offering feline protection and a future child?
Naturally, the internet imploded. Swifties (Taylor’s die-hard fans) and pretty much everyone else on X were like, “WHAT NOW?!” One user shouted, “This is sexual harassment!” while another, probably laughing and crying at the same time, asked, “I want to see Elon Musk tell Travis Kelce [Taylor’s rumored boyfriend and football star] to his face that he would give Taylor a baby.”
The cherry on top? Someone went ahead and declared this Musk masterpiece as possibly “the worst thing he has ever tweeted.” And let’s face it, that’s a tough competition. They even crowned him as a “disgusting pig with zero respect for women.”
So, if you’re keeping score at home: Taylor Swift is now a “childless cat lady” according to her own words, Elon Musk is trying to moonlight as her baby daddy, and the internet is… well, it’s being the internet.
Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 11, 2024
