Dave Navarro Gets Hitched in a Castle, and It’s Straight Outta a Rock ‘n’ Roll Fairytale

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Rock legend Dave Navarro, 57, just went full-blown medieval romance and married actress Vanessa DuBasso, 32, in a Scottish castle—because clearly, Vegas chapels just don’t scream “gothic royalty” enough.

A Castle, Because Why Not?
The lovebirds said “I do” in Stranraer, Scotland, on March 29, and let’s be real, nothing says “forever” like a wedding venue that’s literally survived centuries. According to People, they saw pictures of Dunskey Estate and immediately knew: “Yup, this is where we trap our friends and family for a magical weekend of love and excessive candle usage.”

Vanessa summed it up best:

“It exudes a moody, ethereal charm.”

Translation: It looks like the set of a Tim Burton fever dream.

Dave added:

“We wanted our wedding to feel like a dream.”

Mission accomplished, buddy. Between the enchanted forest vibes and the chandeliers literally hanging from trees, it’s safe to say Cinderella just took notes.

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Fashion Fit for a Rock God and His Queen
The groom? Rocking an all-black Generation Tux look, because duh. The bride? She went full Victorian fantasy, teaming up with designer Tina Wong to craft a Marie Antoinette-inspired dress with:
✔️ Three different appliqué styles (because one simply isn’t enough)
✔️ A cross emblem with freshwater pearl beading (holy chic!)
✔️ Black velvet lacing in the back (to match her rockstar hubby’s aesthetic, obviously)

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Oh, and she casually completed the look with angel wings. Why? Because Dave calls her his “breathing cherub.” If that isn’t the most emo thing you’ve heard today, check your playlist.

Cue the Fireworks & Fancy Tunes
As Vanessa floated down the aisle, a three-piece quartet played “Clair de Lune”, setting the stage for a ceremony so elegant it probably made Shakespeare weep in the afterlife. Then, after the kiss? They strutted out to “Spring 1” by Max Richter, with fireworks exploding overhead like a scene from a Hollywood rom-com.

A Dinner That Would Make Gordon Ramsay Proud
Guests—including Pete Davidson (because of course he was there)—indulged in a feast featuring:
🍝 Pasta (mandatory)
🥩 Filet mignon (fancy)
🦞 Seafood (because Scotland)
🍰 An absurdly elegant cake layered with sponge, jam, custard, and marzipan (someone’s Great British Bake Off dreams came true)

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And just when you thought it couldn’t get better… they partied in a castle dungeon. Yes, an actual dungeon, where guests danced the night away and refueled with late-night pizza.

Honestly? 10/10 wedding. No notes.

Happily Ever After… With Extra Cheese
Dave and Vanessa, congratulations on your castle-core fairytale. Here’s to a lifetime of love, laughter, and spontaneous black velvet lace accents.

Dave Navarro Gets Hitched in a Castle, and It’s Straight Outta a Rock ‘n’ Roll Fairytale

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