Chelsea Handler, the queen of sharp wit and zero-filter opinions, has officially confirmed that she’s off the market! Yes, Chelsea has a new mystery man, and no, she’s not sharing his name—because, honestly, she knows we’d Google-stalk him into oblivion.
During an appearance on Call Her Daddy, the 49-year-old comedian let slip that she’s been romantically involved with someone for about six or seven months. And before you ask, no, she didn’t meet him on a dating app while aggressively swiping left on guys holding fish.
Their love story took off when she casually invited him to Mallorca—because that’s just how Chelsea Handler rolls. While most of us struggle to get a text back, she’s out here flying potential soulmates to European islands like it’s a casual coffee date.
“He’s sweet, he’s caring, and most importantly, he understands that I’m not available a lot,” Chelsea gushed. Translation: He knows she’s busy being an icon and doesn’t expect her to text back in under three to five business days.
But before you start wedding planning in your head, let’s be clear: Chelsea is not about that “forever and ever” life. “I’m not interested in long-term commitments—to work, to people, to anything,” she declared, basically embodying the spirit of a Sagittarius on a spiritual gap year.
And just in case that wasn’t clear enough, she poetically added, “I want to soar like an eagle… with my heart and legs wide open.” Honestly, that’s a vision we should all aspire to.
Chelsea has a new man, they vacation in scenic European destinations, and she’s living her best commitment-free life. We love this for her.
