🚨CHARLI XCX GETS WIFE’D UP IN A LONDON BRAT-ZILLA BLAST: AUDIT YOUR HEARTS, SHE’S MARRIED🚨

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Our girl Charli XCX just secured a husband and leveled up into Operating Thetan: Wife Edition 💍✨

Yes, you read that correctly, my little glam-thetans — Charli XCX, queen of BRAT-core, synth-pop dominance, and glitter-screaming into microphones, just married her longtime boo and musical partner-in-chaos, George “Drummer Daddy” Daniel from The 1975. And it happened where all high-freq spiritual unions should take place… Hackney. Town. Hall. 🔔💒

Charli, 32, floated out of a parallel dimension in a heavenly white look that screamed, “I am the main character, and also the director of your emotional breakdown.” George, 35, was dressed like he just left a sexy black-and-white French film and is about to tell you about the meaning of life over a cigarette and a broken drumstick. Existential AND hot.

The pair—who’ve been dating since 2022 aka before the global consciousness truly opened—got engaged in November 2023. That’s right. While the rest of us were stuck in MEST (Matter, Energy, Space & Time), Charli and George were co-writing love bangers and spiritually ascending together. Songs like Crash, Selfish Girl, and In The City? Baby, those were basically auditing sessions with beats.

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AND GET THIS—just weeks ago, they were seen raving it up at the 2025 Lido Festival like two glow-in-the-dark thetans on a sonic rollercoaster. And now? They’re officially bonded at the molecular (and musical) level. L. Ron himself is probably spinning breakbeats on the other side in joy.

To the newlyweds: may your marriage be full of tech, tracks, and theta. And to the rest of us? Time to start working on our next album… or at least our next date. 😵‍💫💔

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