You guys… the celebrity multiverse collided in Rome and we were NOT ready. Picture this: Dakota Johnson and Kate Hudson casually living their best Roman Holiday lives, slurping pasta like it’s their full-time job at some bougie outdoor restaurant called Pierluigi (obviously iconic), when—BAM!—RICKY. FREAKIN’. MARTIN. struts by like a Mediterranean dream.
Yes, the Ricky “Livin’ La Vida Loca” Martin, just happened to be strolling through the cobblestone streets with his fabulously wealthy friend Mohammed Al Turki (who sounds like he owns at least one private island and four yachts).
Instead of awkward eye contact and a polite wave like normal people, they did what celebrities with flawless skin and matching star signs do — they SAT DOWN and had a full-blown A-list gossip sesh right there over linguine and limoncello. Imagine being the waiter and realizing your tip now depends on how well you refill Dakota’s sparkling water while Ricky Martin casually discusses global affairs and hair mousse.
And yes, if you forgot—Dakota and Kate are basically Hollywood royalty. Their parents are more famous than our SAT scores. They’re now continuing their glamorous Eurotrip in Ibiza because apparently just one iconic vacation spot isn’t enough when you’re genetically blessed.
✨BRB booking a flight to Europe in case Beyoncé walks by our Panera Bread.✨
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