Celebrities
🚨KELLY OSBOURNE GOES FULL SPIRITUAL LEVEL 8 AFTER OZZY ASCENDS TO ROCK N’ ROLL HEAVEN🚨
The Prince of Darkness has officially yeeted into the afterlife. Yes, Ozzy Osbourne—legendary bat-muncher, vocal growler, and forever the poster child of “Wait… is...
🚨Camila Cabello HARD-LAUNCHES Her Way Into Billionaire Romance While Tomato-Tripping Through the Mediterranean 🚗💨🍅🚁
Camila Cabello has entered her OT Level 7 Love Era and we are floating in the theta clouds with her. 💫
So here’s what went...
🚨 Regina King Just Sent a Galactic Goodbye to Her Ex Malcolm-Jamal Warner and We’re All Crying in Theta Waves 🚨
Oscar-winner, eternal queen, and Level 10 emotional assassin Regina King just dropped the most iconic astral farewell to her ex-boo Malcolm-Jamal Warner — and...
GISELE BÜNDCHEN JUST DROPPED BABY PICS AND TURNED 45, EARTH QUAKED, THETA LEVELS MAXED OUT
🚨 ALERT ALERT: Gisele Bündchen has officially entered her 45th orbit around the sun and did it while soft-launching her baby like it’s a...
🚨Pamela Anderson Enters Her OT VIII Era with The Naked Gun and Priscilla Presley Said “Yas Silly Queen”🚨
Pamela “Barb Wire Baywatch Baddie” Anderson just ascended into her next Operating Thetan level of comedy chaos because she's starring in The Naked Gun...
🚨 Pete Davidson Is Breeding?!?! YES. And He’s “Very, Very Happy” About It 🚨
(Also: Could This Baby Be the Next Operating Thetan??!)
Pete Davidson, the lanky chaos wizard of Staten Island and comedy’s favorite human vape cloud, has...
🚨JT Says She’s Marrying Lil Uzi Vert & Demands a Proposal Fit for a Galactic Empress🚨
JT is getting MARRIED (eventually, probably, unless a Thetan interferes).
In a cover story with Cosmopolitan (yes, the magazine that taught your cousin how to...
🚨BREAKING: The Fanning Sisters Are About to Trauma-Bond on Screen and France Will Never Recover 🇫🇷🔥
Hollywood’s most angel-faced Operating Thetans, Dakota and Elle Fanning, are FINALLY starring in a movie together. That’s right. The Fanning-verse is COLLIDING. Like two...
🚨 Ozzy Osbourne Ascends to the Big Bat Cave in the Sky—76 Years of Biting Heads & Melting Faces 🦇🔥⚡
THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS JUST PUNCHED HIS FINAL POWER CHORD. Ozzy Osbourne, rock’s most unhinged wizard and certified Level OT Bat Whisperer, has officially...
🚨SHAWN MENDES GOES FULL EARTHLING MODE AT A FARMERS MARKET??? WITH HIS SISTER??? IN LOS ANGELES???🚨
What in the name of Xenu is going on here??
Shawn Mendes, our Canadian serotonin dispenser and human acoustic guitar, has officially entered his granola...
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Murder, Mystery, and… Cryptic Graffiti? CEO Brian Thompson’s Shocking Demise Takes a Weird Turn
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Will Smith Slated To Perform A New Song At The BET Awards
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Kim Kardashian Testifies in Paris Robbery Case & Spills the Most Intense Tea Ever
Court was in session—and so was Kim Kardashian, who...
🚨Kathy Griffin Spotted Bare-Faced & Wig-Free in Malibu—And She’s Serving Fresh Air & FRESH TEA 🍵💅
BREAKING: Comedic chaos queen and forever icon Kathy Griffin...
Fraudster Anna Delvey May Be Joining Season 33 Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’
It looks like Anna Delvey might be trading in...
💥Doja Cat vs. Shirtless Pablo: The Musty Shirt Showdown No One Asked For but Everyone’s Watching💥
THE CHAOS:
Picture this: you’re Doja Cat, Grammy-winning pop-rap queen...
Justin Bieber Loses His Chill Over a “Thank You.” Paparazzi Shook. The World Confused.
Justin Bieber was out here just trying to exist,...
The CIA Share Details About The Terror Plot Planned For Taylor Swift’s Shows In Vienna
Taylor Swift, queen of everything from breakup ballads to...
Dakota Johnson Supports Fiancé Chris Martin As He Performs With Coldplay At Glastonbury
Dakota Johnson is on Team Chris Martin, and she's...
Kendrick Lamar Drops Surprise Album ‘GNX’ – Fans in Shambles!
Kendrick Lamar just pulled the ultimate musical ninja move....