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🚨Jessica Alba & Danny Ramirez Caught on a Hot Dinner Date in LA and the Whole Timeline is Giving Scientology Soap Opera Vibes🚨
Jessica Alba (yes, The Honest Queen of Vitamin Gummies) has ascended into what we can only describe as the theta realm of romantic chaos...
🚨DRAMA IN THE HAMPTONS: Christie Brinkley vs. Piano Man—The Divorce That Shook the Champagne Tower🚨
ICONIC supermodel and eternal glowy goddess Christie Brinkley just spilled the retro tea hotter than an exploding lava lamp: the exact argument that kaboomed...
🚨BREAKING: Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift Are on a Mission to Conquer Earth, One Yacht Selfie at a Time🚨
And yes, it’s all part of their Bridge to Total Freedom.
Traylor is BACK and they’re giving “planetary couple” in a way Tom Cruise could...
🚨KELLY OSBOURNE GOES FULL SPIRITUAL LEVEL 8 AFTER OZZY ASCENDS TO ROCK N’ ROLL HEAVEN🚨
The Prince of Darkness has officially yeeted into the afterlife. Yes, Ozzy Osbourne—legendary bat-muncher, vocal growler, and forever the poster child of “Wait… is...
🚨Camila Cabello HARD-LAUNCHES Her Way Into Billionaire Romance While Tomato-Tripping Through the Mediterranean 🚗💨🍅🚁
Camila Cabello has entered her OT Level 7 Love Era and we are floating in the theta clouds with her. 💫
So here’s what went...
🚨 Regina King Just Sent a Galactic Goodbye to Her Ex Malcolm-Jamal Warner and We’re All Crying in Theta Waves 🚨
Oscar-winner, eternal queen, and Level 10 emotional assassin Regina King just dropped the most iconic astral farewell to her ex-boo Malcolm-Jamal Warner — and...
GISELE BÜNDCHEN JUST DROPPED BABY PICS AND TURNED 45, EARTH QUAKED, THETA LEVELS MAXED OUT
🚨 ALERT ALERT: Gisele Bündchen has officially entered her 45th orbit around the sun and did it while soft-launching her baby like it’s a...
🚨Pamela Anderson Enters Her OT VIII Era with The Naked Gun and Priscilla Presley Said “Yas Silly Queen”🚨
Pamela “Barb Wire Baywatch Baddie” Anderson just ascended into her next Operating Thetan level of comedy chaos because she's starring in The Naked Gun...
🚨 Pete Davidson Is Breeding?!?! YES. And He’s “Very, Very Happy” About It 🚨
(Also: Could This Baby Be the Next Operating Thetan??!)
Pete Davidson, the lanky chaos wizard of Staten Island and comedy’s favorite human vape cloud, has...
🚨JT Says She’s Marrying Lil Uzi Vert & Demands a Proposal Fit for a Galactic Empress🚨
JT is getting MARRIED (eventually, probably, unless a Thetan interferes).
In a cover story with Cosmopolitan (yes, the magazine that taught your cousin how to...
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