The Las Vegas lights have dimmed, the glitter cannons have fired their last fabulous blast, and somewhere in the desert, a single cowboy boot sheds a tear. Yes, Carrie Underwood has officially wrapped up her βReflectionβ residency β and spoiler alert: emotions were running higher than a karaoke machine at 2 a.m.
On Saturday, April 12, Carrie, the queen of high notes and high heels, waved goodbye to her glitzy Vegas home at the Resorts World Theatre after nearly three years of belting out bangers, rhinestoning our souls, and reminding us why it’s never a good idea to cheat on her.
At her final 90-minute spectacle of sparkles and soul, Carrie got misty-eyed β and no, not just from the fog machine. She shared a teary-eyed farewell with fans and her bandmates, basically turning the stage into a therapy session with sequins.
βWe are extremely blessed to be able to be on this stage,β she said, casually summoning ALL the feelings like a country music sorceress.
She then launched into a gratitude speech so pure and heartfelt, even your most cynical ex wouldβve cried a little:
βThere are so many turns of events I know in my life, and Iβm sure in these guysβ lives, that only God could have opened those doorsβ¦β
Translation: this ride has been holier than a church picnic with BeyoncΓ© as the guest speaker.
Carrie also shouted out her backup band, whoβve been with her through thick, thin, and at least 72 shows worth of costume changes. “Itβs been an honor to be on this stage,β she said, sounding like a country angel descending from a glitter cloud.
As she wrapped up the final curtain call, Carrie hit us with the emotional quadruple threat:
βIt has been an honor and a privilege, and a pleasure and a blessingβ¦β
Maβam. Thatβs FOUR whole sentiments in one sentence. Carrie doesnβt just thank you β she THANKS you with CAPITAL FEELINGS.
Letβs not forget, this wasnβt just any gig. This was a Vegas residency β where legends are made, glitter is currency, and Carrie Underwood proved sheβs still got the vocal cords of a goddess and the legs of a superhero.
So hereβs to you, Carrie. May your next adventure be just as sparkly, blessed, and possibly involve more dramatic stage entrances. (Maybe even on horseback? With pyrotechnics? Weβre just spitballing.)
And to the fans who came, screamed, and wore cowboy hats indoors β you just witnessed history. Or at least, a really, really good show with a lot of fringe.
Carrie out. Mic dropped. Emotions processed. π€β¨π