Somebody get this woman a solid gold trophy and a Jurassic-sized margarita, because Scarlett Johansson just became Hollywood’s #1 Money Queen™—and she did it by unleashing prehistoric chaos in Jurassic World: Rebirth.
Yes, girlies and gentle-thems, at 40 years young and still slaying like it’s her full-time job (because it literally is), Scarlett just stomped all over the box office like a T-Rex in Louboutins. After her dino-fueled movie dropped $318 MILLION on its opening weekend like it was NBD, she yeeted past Samuel L. Jackson and Robert Downey Jr. like they were standing still in slow-mo.
Let’s break it down:
🔹 Scarlett now sits pretty with $14.8 BILLION in career box office totals.
🔹 That’s with just 36 films. (Meanwhile, Samuel has 71, Robert has 45… like pls, efficiency QUEEN!)
🔹 And yes, she used to be third place… but now she’s first and looking down from her throne like, “You may rise, peasants.” 👑
Moral of the story? If you ever find yourself in a jungle full of dinosaurs, make sure Scarlett Johansson is leading the way—she’ll act, fight, and collect the bag in 4K.
#DinoQueen #ScarlettSnatchedTheThrone #BoxOfficeBillionaire
