BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson Gobbles Dinosaurs AND Box Office Records Like It’s a Snack! 🦖💰💅

Buy Me A Coffee

Somebody get this woman a solid gold trophy and a Jurassic-sized margarita, because Scarlett Johansson just became Hollywood’s #1 Money Queen™—and she did it by unleashing prehistoric chaos in Jurassic World: Rebirth.

Yes, girlies and gentle-thems, at 40 years young and still slaying like it’s her full-time job (because it literally is), Scarlett just stomped all over the box office like a T-Rex in Louboutins. After her dino-fueled movie dropped $318 MILLION on its opening weekend like it was NBD, she yeeted past Samuel L. Jackson and Robert Downey Jr. like they were standing still in slow-mo.

See also  Bye Bye, Penny! U.S. Government Finally Breaks Up with Its Smallest, Most Annoying Coin

Let’s break it down:
🔹 Scarlett now sits pretty with $14.8 BILLION in career box office totals.
🔹 That’s with just 36 films. (Meanwhile, Samuel has 71, Robert has 45… like pls, efficiency QUEEN!)
🔹 And yes, she used to be third place… but now she’s first and looking down from her throne like, “You may rise, peasants.” 👑

See also  Emma Watson Caught on the Loose in Paris Looking Like Your Cool English Professor on a Wine Bender

Moral of the story? If you ever find yourself in a jungle full of dinosaurs, make sure Scarlett Johansson is leading the way—she’ll act, fight, and collect the bag in 4K.

#DinoQueen #ScarlettSnatchedTheThrone #BoxOfficeBillionaire

BREAKING: Scarlett Johansson Gobbles Dinosaurs AND Box Office Records Like It’s a Snack! 🦖💰💅

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Daniel Radcliffe Almost Starred in ‘Abbott Elementary’

Hold onto your wands and your mops because here's...

Billboard’s Oops Moment: When Celebrating Taylor Swift Turns Into a Kanye Cameo Apology Tour

Billboard, the self-proclaimed Official Keeper of Music's Cool Factor,...

Tom Sandoval Tried to Kill Ariana Madix’s Dog

Ariana Madix is dropping a bombshell in the latest...

Lady Gaga Thought Fiancé Michael Polansky Was Joking When He Proposed

Pop the champagne and cue the confetti cannons—Lady Gaga’s...

You Might Also Like

Travis Barker Reveals the Name of His and Kourtney’s Child

Travis Barker just dropped a bombshell the size of...

Penelope Cruz Talks About Playing Laura Ferrari in ‘Ferrari’

Penelope Cruz just spilled the beans about her gig...

Ed Sheeran Crashes Coachella Weekend 2 With Just a Guitar, a Looper, and Zero Chill

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran has officially entered his “one-man band...

Maya Rudolph Talks About A ‘Bridesmaids’ Sequel

Maya Rudolph, the fabulous leading lady of the uproariously...

Karlie Kloss Just Revealed Her Favorite Taylor Swift Song, Putting To Bed Feud Rumors

Karlie Kloss is spilling the beans about her super-secret...

Rudy Giuliani on a Dye-Hard Mission at Walmart!

Rudy Giuliani was spotted on a critical mission this...

Karol G’s Netflix Doc: Coming in Hotter Than Her Pink Hair in 2025!

Guess who’s Netflix-bound in 2025? None other than Karol...

Skai Jackson Joins the Mom Club – and It’s Officially Adorable

Well, Disney Channel graduates keep leveling up, and this...

Tate McRae Opens Up About Her Alter-Ego Tatiana

Tate McRae is not just any pop sensation, she's...