After 6 Years of Sexy Chaos, It’s Officially O-V-E-R
BREAKING: Cupid just rage quit. Denise Richards and her crystal-loving husband Aaron Phypers have officially yeeted their marriage straight into the divorce dimension — and baby, it’s messy, dramatic, and just a little bit woo-woo.
Aaron (aka Denise’s chakra-chasing man of 6 years) filed the big D papers on July 7, literally the Monday after the Fourth of July. Meaning: while you were out getting sunburned and eating 12 hot dogs, these two were declaring emotional independence. 🎆🇺🇸
According to the legal tea (served hot via TMZ), Aaron’s blaming “irreconcilable differences,” which is Hollywood code for “we vibe, just not with each other anymore.” Also, he’s asking Denise to coin him up with spousal support, so apparently he wants that Real Housewives residuals lifestyle without the lip gloss.
No kids involved (bless), so no custody battles. Just vibes, court dates, and maybe one awkward run-in at Erewhon.
Let’s rewind: Denise and Aaron got married back in 2018—two days after getting engaged, because who needs planning when you’ve got love, impulse control issues, and a Bravo camera crew? 📺💍
Then came the rumors. You remember! Open marriage? Swinger energy? Witchcraft? Aliens? Who knows. They were giving suburban Malibu mystic drama and we were here for every second of it.
Now it’s Splitsville, baby, and we’ll keep you updated as more deets drop.
Stay tuned, because if this ends with a reality TV reboot or a public crystal cleansing ceremony, we’re live-streaming it. ✨📡
#DeniseDivorced #CrystalDrama #ByeByePhypers
