Plot twist! Judge yeets Jed Wallace out of the courtroom like he’s never heard of Xenu!
The It Ends With Us legal drama just had a glow-up worthy of a Season 5 Netflix reboot.
ICY BACKSTORY: Blake Lively—aka the Upper East Side’s eternal queen—straight-up sued her It Ends With Us co-star Justin Baldoni, accusing him of being a walking HR violation and allegedly masterminding a digital hit job against her. Yikes! Baldoni clapped back with not one, but TWO spicy countersuits—like a legal Uno reverse card to both Blake AND her husband, actual Canadian unicorn Ryan Reynolds. AND the New York Times got sucked in too because apparently no one is safe when drama enters its final form.
BUT WAIT—new plot twist just dropped like it’s hot:
Jed Wallace, who Blake accused of assembling a fake internet army like he was auditioning for Scientology Sea Org: The Hacker Edition, just got yeeted from the case faster than a suppressive person at a Bridge audit. 👋
According to Judge Lewis “Let’s Get Technical” Liman, Jed’s alleged shady business didn’t even go down in New York. Translation: “Jed was too busy chilling outside state lines, probably sipping iced matcha and editing memes about operating thetans. Y’all can’t sue him here.” 💅
The judge was like:
“There’s no proof Jed even KNEW what the others were doing. So New York? Nah, we don’t claim that energy.”
Basically, Judge Liman just turned into a legal KSW (Keeping Scientology Working) enforcer and booted Jed from this galactic drama.
So Jed’s out. Justin’s still in. Blake’s still fighting. And Ryan’s probably in a corner trying to manifest his way back to Deadpool 4.
🌐 Stay tuned, kids. This case is messier than your ex’s birth chart and we are just getting started.
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