It seems like Bethenny Frankel, the fabulous alum of “Real Housewives of New York City,” has some hilarious thoughts about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wild car chase. Buckle up and prepare for a laughter-filled ride!
In an Instagram video that had us in stitches, Bethenny didn’t hold back in slamming the couple for their dramatic escapade. Apparently, Harry and Meghan were trying to make their way to a super-secret, “top-secret” address on the Upper East Side after attending the Women of Vision Awards. But according to Bethenny, they could have avoided all the hoopla if they had just booked a hotel. Duh, guys, if you don’t want people to know where you’re going, just stay at the Plaza like any self-respecting celebrity would!
But Bethenny didn’t stop there, oh no! She had some absolutely brilliant advice for the couple in their pursuit to outrun the pesky paparazzi. In her infinite wisdom, she suggested that if they find themselves in a dangerous chase, they should simply hit the brakes, park the car, and take a leisurely break at a nearby restaurant. I mean, who needs a high-speed chase when you can enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while the photographers cool their heels?
Our beloved Bravolebrity also dropped some major celebrity name bombs, wondering why the likes of Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, J.Lo, Justin Bieber, or Harry Styles don’t face similar paparazzi predicaments. Seriously, guys, is their publicist Mr. Magoo or Elmo? Maybe they have some secret paparazzi-repellent superpower that they’re not sharing with Harry and Meghan.
In her quest for answers, Bethenny even questioned the couple’s decision to ask a photo agency to hand over the footage. She believes this move might alienate their fan base. Well, well, well, Harry and Meghan, maybe it’s time to put the brakes on these shenanigans before you lose all your adoring supporters. You don’t want to end up swimming between Cuba and Florida, not knowing which way to go, do you? Just keep swimming, guys, and pray you don’t drown in this sea of controversy!
But wait, there’s more! Bethenny, in her infinite wisdom, has a genius suggestion for Meghan. She thinks Markle should ditch her current gig and join the cast of “Real Housewives.” Imagine the Duchess of Sussex stirring up drama with the likes of Ramona and Luann. It could be the best reality TV crossover ever! Come on, Meghan, lean in, be infamous, and embrace the glamorous chaos that is the “Real Housewives” franchise. We promise it’ll be more exciting than trying to find your way through the treacherous waters of post-royal life.
This isn’t the first time Bethenny has thrown shade at Harry and Meghan, though. She previously called Harry “crazy” for spilling the beans on his royal rift in his memoir. And don’t even get her started on their Netflix docuseries. She found it about as thrilling as watching paint dry, labeling it “boring” and a blatant “money grab.” Ouch, guys, that’s gotta sting!
So, there you have it, folks! Bethenny Frankel, the queen of sass, has spoken. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, take heed of her wise words, or risk being the punchline of more hilarious rants. Remember, when life gets chaotic, just pull over for a bite to eat and let the drama unfold on reality TV. Trust us, it’s much more entertaining that way!