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🔥“HOUSE OF THE DRAGON” SEASON 3 MIGHT DROP WHEN?? HINT: YOU’LL PROBABLY BE A WHOLE NEW THETAN BY THEN🔥
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🚨KING CHARLES VS. CANCER: THE ROYAL SMACKDOWN YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED🚨
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🚨The Jonas Brothers Sold Their Music… TO THEIR DAD?! Nepo Level: ASCENDED🚨
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🚨 Pedro Pascal TRAUMATIZED by His Bare Face?! He Says It’s Giving Jump Scare Vibes 🚨
Pedro “Zaddy of the Internet” Pascal just dropped a confession that’s giving Level 7 Thetan meltdown—and we are shooketh. So our Chilean space prince was...
🚨 Pete Davidson Is Breeding?!?! YES. And He’s “Very, Very Happy” About It 🚨
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🚨JT Says She’s Marrying Lil Uzi Vert & Demands a Proposal Fit for a Galactic Empress🚨
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🚨BREAKING: The Fanning Sisters Are About to Trauma-Bond on Screen and France Will Never Recover 🇫🇷🔥
Hollywood’s most angel-faced Operating Thetans, Dakota and Elle Fanning, are FINALLY starring in a movie together. That’s right. The Fanning-verse is COLLIDING. Like two...
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