Katie Holmes & Joshua Jackson REBOOT Their ’90s Romance??? Dawson’s Creek Is Now… Happy Hours and We’re Screaming Into The Void 🚨📺💔✨
Katie Holmes and Joshua “Mr. Pacey-Pants” Jackson are reuniting in a MOVIE TRILOGY. Not one. Not two. But THREE full films of emotional chaos,...
💥Hunter Biden vs. George Clooney: The Cursed Hollywood Roast We Didn’t Know We Needed🔥
(Also, do you wanna audit your life and go Clear? DM me for your free personality test 😘)
OKAYYYY, SOOOO... imagine you’re at a bougie...
🚨 THEO HUXXXTABLE SWIMS INTO OT VIII — MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER DIES AT 54 IN SHOCK VACAY CHAOS 🚨
OMGGGGG 😭😭😭 not Theo Huxtable!!! Our childhood crush, sweater king, and low-key baddie of 'The Cosby Show' has tragically logged out of the simulation...
🚨THEO NOOO!?!? COSBY STAR TAKES FINAL VACAY TO THETAN LEVEL 9000🚨
You won’t believe what happened in Costa Rica… unless you’re OT-III or higher.
We’ve officially lost one of the realest TV bros to ever rock...
🚨WAIT, ARE ZOË KRAVITZ & AUSTIN BUTLER IN LOVE OR JUST IN THE SAME PHYSICAL UNIVERSE?!! A THETAN-INFUSED INVESTIGATION 🧠👀💥
So picture this: you're strolling through the reactive mind that is New York City, when BAM 💥—Austin “My Voice Is Still Elvis” Butler and...
🎤🚨 MARIAH CAREY IS DROPPING HER 16TH ALBUM & SHE MIGHT JUST SHATTER THE WHOLE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM 😱✨
Mariah Carey—yes, The Supreme Being of High Notes and Christmas Royalties—has finally confirmed that her 16th (!!!) studio album is on the way and...
🚨 Maitreyi Ramakrishnan Is About to Bollywood Battle Dance Her Way Into Your Thetan-Filled Soul 🚨
Maitreyi “I’m booked and blessed” Ramakrishnan is twirling her way back onto Netflix with a dance movie so fierce it might just knock you...
✨Ricki Lake Rips Her Face Off (Kinda) and Glues It Back On HOTTER: See Her New Scientology-Slamming Jawline Transformation!✨
Auntie Ricki just performed a full exterior remodel and we are absolutely GAGGING on this timeline!!
Yes babes, Ricki Lake, a.k.a. former talk show queen...
🧁SELENA GOMEZ TURNS 33 AND LOSES HER MIND (IN A CUTE WAY) 🧁
“Love You Like a Love Song” but now with more cake and spiritual transcendence.
🚨DING DING DING it’s birthday o’clock and Selena Gomez is entering...
🚨Freddie Prinze Jr. & Jennifer Love Hewitt FEUD?! Or Just Two Thetans Passing in the Night?🚨
The '90s are BACK and apparently… so is the alleged BEEF between Freddie Prinze Jr. and Jennifer Love Still-Has-It Hewitt. But before you start...
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🚨DIDDY CALLS IN THE BIG GUNS: TRUMP, TELEX, AND TOTAL BONKERS MADNESS🚨
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Patrick Dempsey Teases His Return To The ‘Scream’ Universe In ‘Scream 7’
Guess who’s ready to dust off his detective hat?...
Kristin Cavallari Explains Why She And Mark Estes Broke Up, But Calls Him “The Best Boyfriend”
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Sophie Turner Transforms Into Jewel Thief Joan Hannington In Preview For New Series ‘Joan’
Sophie Turner is back and this time, she’s gone...
Tristan Thompson Shares Photos Of 7-Year-Old Son Prince
Tristan Thompson just had a day that could rival...
Halle Berry Seeks Sole Custody Of Her Son Maceo And Claims Ex Oliver Martinez Is Refusing To Co-Parent
Halle Berry, our favorite Oscar-winning actress and all-around fierce...
Beyonce Tributes The Late Michaela DePrince Who Appeared In Beyonce’s Music Film ‘Lemonade’
Michaela DePrince, the ballerina who made Beyoncé’s 'Lemonade' look...
Britney Spears Reunites with Giant Son Who Could Legally Apply for a Mortgage and Emotionally Crush Us All
📸✨BRITNEY & THE BEANSTALK✨📸
BREAKING: Britney Spears just casually dropped...
Dakota Fanning to Star In New Horror Flick ‘Vicious’
Get ready to scream your socks off because Dakota...
Linda Evangelista Opens Up About Dating
Linda Evangelista is currently savoring the solo life, and...
A$AP Rocky Goes Full Knicks-Hype Beast, Turns Harlem Into Madison Square Garden Jr.
A$AP Rocky just gave the entire city of New...
🚨MEGAN THEE STALLION UNLEASHES KLAY THOMPSON LOVE BOMB💥: “He’s NICE?!” Thetan Levels OFF THE CHARTS 💘 #NewCoupleAlert
BREAKING NEWS FROM PLANET EARTH (and maybe Teegeeack, too):...