It’s time for the latest episode of “Reality Stars vs. Rap Moguls: Who’s Actually Going to Court?” And today’s main character? Miss Aubrey O’Day, former Danity Kane diva, walking headline, and reigning queen of “Wait, what did she just post on Instagram?”
So here’s the tea: the internet went full detective mode this week after Aubrey, 41, dropped a cryptic Insta vid from the streets of NYC—cue the Law & Order theme music. In the caption, she asked, “Hey New York!!! Where y’all think I should head first?” and added the little weighing scales emoji—you know, the one that screams “I might be involved in some legal drama, or I’m just feeling dramatic today.” Naturally, everyone thought she was about to march into the courtroom and spill the Diddy tea.
ICYMI: Aubrey was once in Danity Kane, the pop group formed on Diddy’s reality show Making the Band. Since then, she’s been about as subtle as a fire alarm when talking about her not-so-fabulous experience with the hip-hop mogul, who’s now facing some serious allegations involving sex trafficking. Yikes.
But plot twist! On the “Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes Present: Aubrey O’Day Covering the Diddy Trial” podcast (yes, that’s the real title and not a parody), Aubrey made it clear: “I’m not here to testify for the Diddy trial that I know of.” Sis really hit us with the “that I know of,” like maybe she’s waiting for a subpoena to fall from the sky.
She clarified: “I posted on my Instagram that I was here in New York because I want to make it clear to everyone that I am not here testifying.” So basically, she flew all the way to NYC, stirred the pot, added some emoji seasoning, and then said “but I’m not cookin’.”
BUT WAIT — the plot thickens like bad foundation on a humid day. Aubrey casually mentioned that Homeland Security reached out to her. You know, just the federal agency that deals with threats to the nation. No biggie.
“I was contacted by Homeland Security and I did have a meeting with Homeland Security,” she said casually, like she was talking about brunch plans and not a shadowy government meeting. And then… she dropped the mic. No details. Just vibes.
- Aubrey is not testifying.
- She is in New York.
- Homeland Security is somehow involved.
- And Instagram remains the courtroom of public opinion.
Stay tuned, because this saga is serving more plot twists than a Shonda Rhimes finale. 🍿